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RWBY Reactions

WAIT WAIT WAIT before you click off thinking its another RWBY reaction well it is but thats besides the point its gonna be more funny I think i have no idea i'm just a dumbass doing this because I have ADHD (For legal reasons it is a joke)

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The outsiders gay one shots

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TᕼE  ᗰOᑎᔕTEᖇ  IᑎᔕIᗪE [1]

hєr quírk íѕn't líkє αnч σthєr ít cσnfuѕєѕ pєσplє tσ nσ єnd hσw αnσthєr lívíng вєíng ѕhαrєѕ hєr вσdч, wíth α mínd σf ítѕ σwnít'ѕ líkє α pαrαѕítєвut gσd hєlp αnчσnє whσ cαllєd ít thαt-----yo dudes it's me, and i just wanted to say that i don't own shit except for my oc, any extra characters i might add, and side plots that aren't actually in bnha. i also don't own the idea of venom, i just own the quirk idea of him in this fic. bnha belongs to horikoshi and venom belongs to sony (the assholes) ⚠️ ⚠️ ⚠️ because i'm a dumbass, i'm editing this and making it clear that this story involves physical and mental abuse, along with sexual abuse, so please, if you're not comfortable with any of those topics, skip over those parts. i'll put markers in the chapters for when they're mentioned so as to make people more aware of it since i wasn't thinking beforehand and didn't leave warnings

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After the breakup, I became the marshal's wife

COMPLETEDAuthor: Zhu YixinLu Bo Ting was facing a mental collapse crisis because of his high mental strength, and only one person's quantum beast could help him. So he spent money to hire them just to prolong his life.Transmigrating to the scene of a breakup, the little phoenix Shi Nian kicked the scumbag, without saying a word, turned around and got into Marshal Lu's flying vehicle.The two sides soon agreed that the quantum beast was indeed very effective and Shi Nian was quite professional, although a little arrogant. He dutifully said "boss", but he dared to make the boss eat his leftovers.By this point, Marshal Lu's heart was moved.He looked at the clause on the contract saying the employer must not have feelings for the employee, and wished to travel back in time, to wake himself up at that time.Looking at what Shi Nian was doing at the time, he just sent the scumbag and the vicious stepmother to prison in tears. A rapidly popular online shop for mecha opened up on the star network and he put on a vest saying that he was a fan.Black fans: You only know how to study hair lengthening and beauty potions all day long, why not make some potions for social use? Look at his idol, he is obviously also a guide, but he can beat up sentries.At that time, he immediately came out and praised the black powder, and also praised his vest number, as if he was not praising himself at all.Until later, the vest fell off, and the black fans were dumbfounded.Fans were happy: What is this? A fan of yourself? Shi Nian is still Shi Nian, he plays too much.

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Turn me Upside Down

(Discontinued) Moving to Hawkins was not your decision and yet here you were. Stuck being the new kid is awkward for everyone especially when you would be moving into your second year of high school. Making friends was the least of your worries when you get ripped into several interesting babysitting gigs that get you into more trouble than you signed up for. Even in life or death situations people still decide to be dumbasses and fail to communicate at any level. Honestly, you're just hoping to graduate.

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Summer Breeze (GiyuShino)

In a modern world featuring KNY characters I present to you, Summer Breeze a GiyuShino fanfic. It's Summer time. Everyone is enjoying themselves and partying except of course Giyuu. Giyuu finds himself questioning what he wants to do now and he decides he needs to make more friends and be social. Shinobu takes notice of this newer side of Giyuu and finds feelings for him. Where will this end up? That's for you to find out! (Sorry if this is terrible it's my first time making one.UpdateEvery 3 Chapters I will make a chart and I will be adding new categories each time to said charts.

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Bloodstained City of Girls (COMPLETED)

Seoul, South Korea, where every notorious girl gangs resides. This city is full of fierce women only.Can friendship and love still exist in this kind of place?P.S. SORRY FOR ANY GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, ENGLISH IS NOT MY FIRST LANGUAGE.THIS IS JUST A FAN FICTION, ANY BEHAVIOURS AND ACTIONS OF CHARACTERS HERE DO NOT REFLECT THEIR REAL LIFE PERSONALITY (THEM IN REAL LIFE GENERALLY). ⚠️ Plagiarism is a crime. I DON'T OWN ANY OF THE CHARACTERS, PICTURES, AND SOME MUSICS IN THIS BOOK. I AM JUST A FAN. ●COMPLETED●7/30/21 - 5/17/22Most impressive ranking - #2 - 2yeon out of 3.02k stories#1 - 2yeon out of 3.1k stories#1 -Dahmo out of 1.83k stories#1 - Satzu out of 3.05k stories#1 - Michaeng out of 3.82k stories#1 - Sapphire out of 2.95k stories (3weeks)#5 - Jihyo out of 6.88k stories

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Protecting the President's Son | ✔️

[Highest Rank: #1 in Teen Fiction]Luna Prescott is a young special agent and Ace Crawford is the President's son. On one eventful day, she gets given the undercover mission to protect the Ace from the 'danger' in Westside High. Will her physical and mental abilities be enough to keep him safe, let alone survive the torture they call high school?***We carried on walking through the amusement park until he pointed to a game, where you had to shoot down targets to win."I bet I will beat you in that." He grabbed my hand and lead me to it.Little does he know."What do I get when I win?" I laughed."When? Pshhhh, I will get you a new motorcycle." I keep on forgetting how rich he is."That means I don't need to catch rides with you anymore," I grin, "Game on, loser."He grabbed his water gun and shot at the cardboard targets and got down 15 out of 20 in the time he had."Your turn, cupcake" Ace handed me the water gun."Watch and learn, pretty boy." I grabbed the gun and aimed at the targets.After my two minute go, I shot down 20 out of 20. I turned to him with a smug expression and his mouth hung open.***Luna Prescott is a 17 year old spy who has been working with the Agency for her whole life. Ever since her parents, former spies, had been found 'off the grid' on a mission when she was only 5, the agency took her and her brother in. She has ,since then, been training and going out to missions until her 17th birthday when she finds out what her most important mission of her life is.Ace Crawford, a 17 year old typical bad boy and he is the president's son. This brings him threats from people who hate his father and dangers that he needs help protecting himself from.[Started - 2/4/18][Finished - 18/ 9/ 19]***#51 Teen Fiction - 26/4/18#45 Teen Fiction - 28/4/18#42 Teen Fiction - 4/5/18#37 Teen Fiction - 6/5/18#5 Teen Fiction - 9/5/18#3 Teen Fiction - 11/5/18#1 Teen Fiction - 17/12/19cover credits: @mara_cleia

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Race To The Edge Texts ✔️

Just the gang texting. Inspired by my bestfriend

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My Dumbass Neighbor ⇝ EraserMic

››› [COMPLETED]"Dear, Blonde Loud Next Door Neighbor, I see that you have your own boys volleyball team, that's nice. I hope you guys lose every game. Seriously, I watched your team, they kind of suck. Anyways, I'm writing this note to tell you that you're really annoying in the morning and afternoon and your kids are pretty aggressive, always yelling "DIE!" every five seconds. I also have, like, five of your volleyball balls somewhere in my backyard and one broke my window. You're paying. I'll send the bill in your address. Anyways, please control your voice level, your suck ass of children, their own voice levels and their crazy ass strength of throwing balls into my backyard and windows. Thank you.From, Me, your next door neighbor."In which, Shota Aizawa is a lazy 27-year-old author who takes months to write his stories and never ever leaves his house, unless if it's to see his editor, other than that he never leaves. Really, he stays inside all day. It's awful. Hizashi Yamada is an energetic volleyball coach who coaches-more like babysits-a bunch of rowdy teenage boys that gets into a bunch of hand fights, arguments and are not very good at playing volleyball, always throwing a ball in the direction into Shota's house. And Shota gets pretty freaking annoyed by them. "Dear, Lovely Neighbor,LMAO UR ALIVE, I THOUGHT U WUZ DEAD WTF. YO WASSUP!! YO FIND ME ON INSTA & WE'LL CHAT THERE ;P"©AizawaShota, 2017 ✧ 10-08-17 ; 12-25-18✧Cover by @babyboyfelix✧ Side ships [minor]: Shinsou x Midoriya, Todoroki x Kaminari, Bakugou x Kirishima, Iida x Uraraka

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The Ancient Oak

William was a successful woodworking artist until the 'Accident' he struggled to forget. Mary Jane was a pretty, country widow who could not accept the tragic loss of her husband. Lisa was a research scientist and dogged environmentalist on a Personal Mission. The gnarled, weather beaten oak was a strange and unsettling enigma. Their chance, and deliberate, encounters forever transformed the lives of all involved. The Ancient Oak is the suspenseful, humorous and passionate tale of their struggle to embrace the angels and overcome the demons that impact their existence; angels and demons that impact us all.

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At the World's end- 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓦𝓪𝓵𝓴𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓓𝓮𝓪𝓭

"We're too young to be this kind of tired." Their childhoods were taken by a plague that wiped out most of humanity. Their adulthood was plagued by killing and fighting. But they're still standing. [OCXOC] [The Walking Dead] [S1-S11]

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Forever Is Real - Sirius Black x Reader

The love story of Y/n Evans and Sirius Black. What started off as a teenage romance leads to a life full of love and laughter. It's two unstoppable forces fighting against anything life throws at them. Cover and description updated: 13/4/22

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Oneshots (Thq, Origins...)

Oneshots. You can request, but I may not complete said request very quickly.

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The Mafia King ✔ [The Mafia Chronicles #1]

[Completed novella: Imperial Monarchy- starting from chapter 63 where the mafia king ended.]A/N: besties, if u choose to read this story, know that this story is being edited, read at your own risk! I warned you!---------------------------------------i had to look up at him since he was so close to me. i backed up hitting the wall, his body pressed on mine. "you want to know why i get all worked up when i see other guys around you? do you want to know why i get so angry when you treat other guys so innocently?" i nodded my headhe groaned & ran a hand through his hair "you really are clueless aren't you!"when i didn't reply he spoke again "because you make me feel things aurora! i cant control myself! every time i see another guy around you i want to rip them to shreds!" he yelled "why on earth would you feel things?! you don't even like me Leo!" i retorted"I DO!" ---------------------------------an angel meets a devil. They both were so different yet so similar. In the end they both learned the same lesson; that Love is a strength not a weakness. this story is set in a Dystopian era Where Mafias, Gangs & Mobs gained control over everything. They flipped the world upside down creating their own system. the only way to survive is to abide by their rules. Aurora Amherst. a 21 year old girl. Kind, compassionate and has a strange sense of humor. Enjoys hacking for fun. isn't scared to speak her mind.Leonidas Gambino. Leader of the Sicilian Italian Mafia; the strongest mafia on this earth. He is brutal, violent and without an ounce of mercy in his body. He is the description of the devil. He controls everything from the down low.what happens when she hacks into his Mafia's system "accidently"? This is their story.~TW: contains dumbass M.CVery toxic, bipolar but hot love interestlastly, fights with google translateNote: there's no smutt (this story is PG)

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We're Family

We're not just Clones, we're family. Scenarios that have to do with the huge freakin' family of clones that call each other brother. Including the Jedi too cause they're family as well.Basically everything Star Wars Highest ranks: #1 kix, #6 rex, #1 clones, #6 cody

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Fandoms Truth Or Dare & react {DONE}

First few dares will be mine! Pick anything you want! Live life to the fullest! 💕

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The Promised Neverland x Reader ♡ (Shitpost)

Y/N, otherwise known as 21394, does not know she got her 3 childhood friends to actually fall for her. Who will she choose? Who is her true love?Update:AAAAAAAAAA HOW TF DID THIS GET SO POPULAR OMG- okay, so the trio and Don and Gilda are aged up now. And yes dont worry I'll give Emma more screentime now sHU-

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𝗆𝗁𝖺 𝗑 𝖿𝖾𝗆!𝗋𝖾𝖺𝖽𝖾𝗋 𝗈𝗇𝖾𝗌𝗁𝗈𝗍𝗌

𝗢𝗻𝗹𝘆 𝗳𝗲𝗺!𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗲𝗿 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗺𝗮𝗹𝗲 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗮𝗰𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝘀𝗼𝗿𝗿𝘆!𝗘𝗻𝗴𝗹𝗶𝘀𝗵 𝗶𝘀 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝗺𝘆 𝗳𝗶𝗿𝘀𝘁 𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗴𝘂𝗮𝗴𝗲 𝘀𝗼 𝗜 𝗮𝗽𝗼𝗹𝗼𝗴𝗶𝘇𝗲 𝗶𝗳 𝗺𝘆 𝗴𝗿𝗮𝗺𝗺𝗮 𝗶𝘀 𝗯𝗮𝗱 𝗼𝗿 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀 𝗱𝗼𝗻'𝘁 𝗺𝗮𝗸𝗲 𝘀𝗲𝗻𝘀𝗲.𝗣𝗹𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗲 𝗱𝗼𝗻'𝘁 𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗽 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗮𝗰𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗶𝗻 𝗺𝘆 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁𝘀.𝗜𝘁 𝗺𝗮𝗸𝗲𝘀 𝗺𝗲 𝘂𝗻𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗳𝗼𝗿𝘁𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗻 𝗶𝗳 𝗶𝘁'𝘀 𝗰𝗮𝗻𝗼𝗻.𝗜 𝗵𝗼𝗽𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗴𝘂𝘆𝘀 𝘂𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗻𝗱 :)𝗜 𝗱𝗼:𝗜𝘇𝘂𝗸𝘂 𝗠𝗶𝗱𝗼𝗿𝗶𝘆𝗮 𝗞𝗮𝘁𝘀𝘂𝗸𝗶 𝗕𝗮𝗸𝘂𝗴𝗼𝘂𝗘𝗷𝗶𝗿𝗼 𝗞𝗶𝗿𝗶𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗺𝗮𝗗𝗲𝗻𝗸𝗶 𝗞𝗮𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗮𝗿𝗶 𝗛𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗮 𝗦𝗲𝗿𝗼❗️𝗜 𝗢𝗡𝗟𝗬 𝗢𝗪𝗡 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗜𝗗𝗘𝗔𝗦 𝗕𝗨𝗧 𝗡𝗢𝗧 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗖𝗛𝗔𝗥𝗔𝗖𝗧𝗘𝗥𝗦, 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗔𝗡𝗜𝗠𝗘 𝗢𝗥 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗣𝗜𝗖𝗧𝗨𝗥𝗘𝗦 𝗜 𝗪𝗜𝗟𝗟 𝗨𝗦𝗘❗️I'ᴍ ᴏɴʟʏ ᴅᴏɪɴɢ ᴛʜɪs ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ I'ᴍ ʙᴏʀᴇᴅ sᴏ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ ɪᴛ sᴇʀɪᴏᴜs I sᴛɪʟʟ ʜᴏᴘᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡɪʟʟ ᴇɴᴊᴏʏ ᴛʜᴇ sʜɪᴛ I ᴅᴀʏᴅʀᴇᴀᴍ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴅᴀʏ╰⋯➤ 𝐞𝐣𝐢𝐬𝐮𝐤𝐢 ☆゚.*・。゚

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Ten Words of Crackbooks

ten words of wisdom crackbook to get the wiggles out (hyperfixations go brrrrr sometimes)anyways expect a bunch of books being idiots, tantusar being the tired dad of everyone, and alexlion0511 being literally everywhere because i am way too biasedoh and my sidekicks au too (in other words it's midnight light going basically insane after juhmatok quit)fun fact: the creation of the cover basically came from me about to draw some vent art, but when i got everything to, i was randomly fine (that happens sometimes) so i just drew alex t-posing to assert his dominance as my favourite twower lmao

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Sunshine | Markhyuck

UNDERGOING EDITING (mainly for grammar cause I'm annoyed at myself)"Hyung, can you be allergic to people?"The problem poor innocent Mark Lee had was that he was allergic to sunlight. Not violently enough that he wasn't allowed outside but just enough to be scratching and sneezing all day. Whenever he was in sunlight it just flared up.And apparently this also applied to people with very specific nicknames.or in which Mark is allergic to sunlight, and consequently allergic HaechanWARNINGS IN AUTHOR NOTE

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Prodigy Math vines/memes/miscellaneous

This is exactly what it sounds like. I wasn't ever gonna publish, but there's a frustrating lack of Prodigy Math content on Wattpad, and I wanna change that. (I post a new chapter every single day, so if you wanna stay up-to-date on this, I'd recommend adding this book to your library) (If I do take a break from posting, I'll let you know, I promise) WARNING: This is very silly sometimes, and occasionally cursed

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The Rising Demon |Black Butler| |Reader Insert|

Y/n L/n used to live with her sister, mother, and father. All together in a nice home on earth. Her father and sister were Angels, while her mother and her are demons. Neither kind resided in their homeland, for earth was far more peaceful. Eliza, Y/n's older sister, completely purged her demon side while Y/n kept her angel side, though she never uses it and denounces her angel status. Her father did not know that the two of them were demons. He was under the impression that they were humans. He did not take the news well. Eliza considered their parents death Y/n's fault, and is tracking her down. Y/n fled to England, hoping to live a low, calm life. Eating souls, drinking blood, you know... the calm life. Y/n has secrets. Secrets that NO ONE should know, but as every cliché fanfic, they find out sooner than later. She's a fallen angel, but she's also a rising demon who's constantly fighting for her loved ones. However, her time is coming, but what is it? You'll have to find out. !!BEING COMPLETELY REWRITTEN!!!#1 in Demonicblackcat Highest Ranking (I own nothing!) (Everyone and everything belongs to their rightful owner!) (I only own the plot and my OC's!) (You own yourself!) (Warning!: Cursing, blood, gore!)

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Percy Jackson Jokes

Says it all in the title. Enjoy . . .

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𝘾𝙮𝙗𝙚𝙧𝙥𝙪𝙣𝙠!

"...𝐄𝐡? 𝐈 𝐝𝐨 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐛𝐨𝐰 𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐨𝐧𝐞, 𝐩𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐛𝐨𝐰 𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐞. 𝐊𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝"A social outcast... Due to you eating a devil fruit your whole life change, the side affects were too dangerous which makes you lose control, realising how much danger you could cost you left those who love you for their safety. Making history on the way to your journey, you were never safe... Your aggressive, arrogant yet nice attitude really got them hook up. Wanting to be with you and help you get through it... Maybe someone really is a dumbass.˚。⋆ ୨ ONE PIECE FIC ୧ ⋆。˚₊ ﹒ ⊹ . ˙ .Original Work done by me.Alterations, recreation and translations are not allowed without authorisation.𝐏𝐮𝐛𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐧: 𝟐𝟏/𝟎𝟗/𝟐𝟏𝐄𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐧: 𝟎𝟎/𝟎𝟎/𝟎𝟎

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For The Next Thirty Seconds ✓

**editing ((:"How many sets of thirty seconds are in a day?""My rough estimate?""Sure.""About three thousand.""Oh.""Yeah."•19 year-old Jack's life has been one traumatic event after the next. So, being diagnosed with small cell lung cancer was just icing on the cake. With a survival rate of 14 percent and a life expectancy of 4 months, Jack does all he knows how to do: he runs.18 year-old Lane's life has just been turned upside down. After finding out her sister's engaged to her childhood best friend, she doesn't think it could get any worse... until she finds out her happily-married parents of 24 years are getting a divorce. She can't stand even being in the same room as one of her family members, so she does something she's never done before: she runs.The Big Apple has never seemed so small. At least, not to Jack and Lane, not when they were next to each other. Nothing seemed too big. Side by side, they could conquer the world. They could fly. But, if the world decides to fight back, whose to say they won't fall, instead? 𝘖𝘯𝘦 𝘥𝘢𝘺 𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘪𝘵 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘴.

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