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highest ranking: #2 in dunnowelcome to my life of 2017 or 2018 i started a new one so yea :)))))
Tiger & The Gems
Welcome to Steven Universe the way I would have written it, including my OC because I like her!Okay... I cannot believe I'm posting this because the fandom is a bit dead but... here goes nothing because I actually want people to read this... might actually to go AO3 at some point too... Rebecca Sugar has pissed me off several times over the course of Steven Universe as a person and as a writer, but I adore their world and the show. I also adore the fandom who are pretty accepting of OCs in general. So because I needed something to do, I'm going to rewrite Steven Universe. I also, needing something to make it so I don't get bored, made my own character so I have something to flesh out and drive the story aside from Steven because the little shit annoys me sometimes. Maybe it's slightly narcissistic to rewrite with my own character added in but I've seen fanfics of the same premise do extremely well! There's more info inside on my OC/The new main character/how this is going to work!For legal reasons: I DO NOT OWN STEVEN UNIVERSE AND I AM NOT MAKING ANY MONEY OFF OF MY WRITING. PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!
In Lieu Of A Tail
Hiccup runs away from Berk with Toothless (after the fight with the Nadder in the ring). Astrid never stopped him and the romantic flight never happened.Many years later, Hiccup has built a new life for himself where his talents are appreciated and he is well-respected. He has many allies and friends, but also many enemies. He hopes to never return to Berk, but unforeseen circumstances force his hand: and he must face his past, in order to have a future.Hiccup must find a way to protect everything he has worked so hard for, and he must decide whether save the people who once called him a "fishbone". AN: This is my first fanfiction, I'd love your feedback- but please don't be too harsh.DISCLAIMER: I do NOT own How To Train Your Dragon- I am not Cressida Cowell or Dreamworks. I only own the plot line in this story and any OCs I introduce.Started 14/02/2019I do not have a set update schedule, but I'll post at least one chapter every two weeks (or try!).At the moment it's kinda crazy and I don't know when I'll post but I promise I will not abandon this story! I have a lot of exams coming up and I'm trying really hard to do well, I won't say that this story is on hiatus, because a lot of people do that and then the story is abandoned. When everything gets less hectic I'll definitely post but that may take a while.Crossposted on A03!WARNING: Some "strong" language, mainly p***ed and f***ed.💫💫💫💫💫💫💫💫💫💫💫💫💫Best rankings:#1 - astrid (28/8/2019)#1 - httyd (19/9/2019)#3 - hiccup (28/10/2019)#6 - dragons (7/1/2020)#1 - viking (22/7/2020)#1 - hiccstrid (11/9/2020) #3 - berk (14/10/2020)#5 - hiccuphorrendoushaddockiii (14/10/2020)#1 - toothless (14/10/2020)#1 - hiccuprunsaway (22/10/2021)
LOST II
Salma seemingly closed the chapter with Zayn once the court proceedings ended. However, fate had other plans. Or maybe it was prayers? Silent pleas whispered in the loneliness of the night by one heartbroken man. A storm of threats, bullets and a baseball bat, smashed whatever she knew of peace. A kidnapping attempt, or two . . . maybe it was three? Lies and Secrets. And many more murdering plots hit her like a tornado, forcing her back to square one with only one way out. Zayn.She could be with him till she was no longer held at a gunpoint, but was it fair that once she was free to breathe in peace, she would walk away and ruin his life? What would it cost to give him a chance? If she opens her heart to him, what would be lost? ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~You better not be secretly leading me to my death, Alex!Barely had the though completed in her mind that she felt the barrel of a gun press into the back of her head. She froze in fright, her nails digging into the palm of her hands inside the pocket of her coat."Make a move bitch, and they won't even find a body to bury," he warned. The levelness of his voice scarier than his threat.Salma gulped, too petrified to even breath."Hands where I can see them!" He nudged her with the gun. Salma unclenched her fists inside her coat. "Now!" She felt the gun poking her head sharply.Slowly, she brought her trembling hands out, and held them above her head."Turn around," he ordered.Salma swallowed her fear again. Her mouth felt dry. She had a feeling she did not have long to live. If she were to make it out of here alive, Agent Alex would have taken him out already. A dry, ragged sob raked through her body when she realized this. She was just a bait. And baits don't survive. At what felt like a snail's pace, she turned around to face her death. Salma's eyes zeroed on the barrel of the gun pointed at her.
Superiority Complex ( M! Closet scumbag reader x Mystery Yandere )
God? : "Y/N L/N...*sigh* where do I even begin. The lowest of the low, probably the most scumbag person living in this planet. The kind of person who will talk shit about you when you're not around. But no one ever thought of him being the worst of humanity despite the words I said about him, no, no *shakes head*. Why was that? He hid his true personality very well... In the outside he might look like a very stoic and a laid back character but deep down in his mind he insults you down to your looks, personality, background, and even your race!!! *shocked face*. But that's only the crust of this absolute piece of shit of a character! He thinks he's high above and beyond in life nobody even comes close!... I quite have come too far but to simplify, He's a f u c k i n g scumbag... but lately he's being followed (and yet this dumbass don't even know)by someone. how will a scumbag deal with this rare occurrence?"A/N : so I didn't take this story seriously so if ever you can get offended very easily I will kindly ask not to read this as it includes foul language, dark humor, and quite possibly the same shits you'll find retards complaining about in twitter. so enjoy the oneshot I guess...
Statehouse stuff again
Hai.im doing it again-I'd like to say this isn't to offend anyone. this is for me to be dumb as hell. :)
Candy Talks Crap In A Hobbit Hole || Rant book 2 ✓
The second part to Candy Talks Crap that nobody asked for, but are getting anyway. Same deal as the first book. I talk about a bunch of random shit, and probably bore the shit out of you guys who are bothering to read this crap. *Language warning*
Stories under the Velvet Sky
In the end, the journeys we take comprises of several things; a beginning, a middle, and an end. Sometimes we cannot even tell where one ends, and another begins...Kathryne Taylor is a senior in high school, just an ordinary girl who, in the eyes of her peers, is really quite the unfavorable character. But that's through no fault of her own. You see, Kathryne has issues; most of them stemming from her adamant desire to avoid what she believes is total bull.Adrian Black doesn't want to give two cents about what other people think, but he has to. After all, if he didn't, they might find out what he's hiding from everyone else, and that could be very bad for him indeed. It's not healthy to know a vampire after all. Even less so to be acquainted with a vampire noble, but they don't need to know that.What do these two have to do with each other?“Oi! Adrian, you done yet?” Kathryne yelled, banging her hand on the door. “You have muscles, don’t you?”... “You stare at them all the time, don’t you?” I’d never understand why she was bothered when I caught her staring, but completely fine with me seeing her naked. Someone needed to get their priorities straight.When she didn’t reply to my comment, I gathered that she’d probably walked away from the door. So I flung the door open, not anticipating that she might still be standing there, fuming. The door rebounded back slamming shut with a loud thunk. Though the noise might have been more Kathryne falling to the ground than the door.“Kathryne, are you all right?!” Immediately rushing out of the toilet to make sure I hadn’t done any serious damage.“Dumbass!” She snarled, glaring at me. “Do I look O.K.?!”(Note: The Story is in Kathryne's Point of View at first)
The Secret Beneath The Waves
Murder. Romance. Betrayal. Kidnapping. Humor. Explosions. Meet Spencer Evans, a blossoming marine biologist, who is put on a mission to collect water samples in the Bahamas. What follows will change Spencer's life, as well as that of all members on her team. Follow Spencer, Tony, Shawn, Oliver and more, as they race against the clock to save the world, but more importantly, their friend.However, that isn't the end....WARNING: TRIGGERS IN THIS BOOK INCLUDE WEAPONS, BLEEDING, SWEAR WORDS, ETC. DO NOT READ IF YOU GET TRIGGERED BY ANY OF THESE!
The Way of the Future: Age of Machines(Completed)
Artemis woke with amnesia underneath the shattered remains of a once prosperous human civilization. He remembered nothing, his past or the events that happened that caused the world to become as it was. He was no longer purely human, he woke to find himself as a nearly destroyed Android. But amid the radioactive dunes and lifeless expanse of the Earth, a lone machine network survived the disaster. After discovering that he controlled them, he set out on one goal: Rebuild. But how can he fully rebuild? For the Earth once had life but now was barren, not even bacteria survived.But he was not alone, when he awoke, a voice rang in his head, who was it? It was his long friend, a friend from the past with unknown relationship. Although he does not remember her name, he still felt how important she was before even if he has lost all his humanity and memories, her name was Caitlyn. Follow her as she guides Artemis for centuries after he awakes, the both of them will form the most powerful machine leaders who will ever walk in the face of the world.Their story will start 1000 years into Artemis' rebuilding, he now controlled a vast network of machines around the planet Earth, all focused in the effort of rebuilding the world towards its former glory, there was only one thing missing, an essential attribute which differentiated Earth from all other known planets: Life.But everything changed when a wormhole opened, a breach within the fabric of space and time, opening a pathway between Earth and a world of fantasy! Follow Artemis as he and his Empire explores this new mystical world full of elves, goblins, orcs, dwarves, ogres, humans, kingdoms, Empires and magic! His goal of restoring life may be within his grasps.Note: This story has an original story somewhere in Webnovel. The original author probably retires on writing so I try to finish it and put some changes for my own. Please, I hope its not copyrighted!
my love | taegyu oneshots
❝ you're my love. the person I'll love in every universe.❞ slow updates (sometimes fast, depends) taehyun and beomgyu oneshots cause their friendship is so adorable. ★ - fluff✾ - angst ⚠︎ - please know that I do not ship the members romantically, I'm writing this because I adore their friendship. please do not take any of these oneshots serious, thank you!! votes and a follow is very much appreciated ^^started : 17 / 05 / 22 ☆REGARDING REQUESTS ⚠︎ - when giving a request for oneshot ideas, smutsaren't accepted as I'm not that comfortable writing it.- just a short summary of your request is fine! unless you want to be detailed, that's okay as well. - you can request other idols from other groups to be featured in your story BUT the main characters are txt. - can request for side couples. - NO sensitive topics please. - request are always open! ★
In the Open
Nadine Reynolds is your typical good girl when it comes to school. She gets good grades, avoids confrontation, and never falls into the wrong crowds. However, when she gets involved with a certain troublemaker, she receives a lot of unwanted attention. ******Nick Simmons knows nothing of affection. He doesn't know how to give or receive it. All he knows is snide comments and rude interactions. He has demons to battle, and it isn't an easy fight. So what happens when innocent, Nadine Reynolds is thrown into his life? ***This story contains mature language and the occasional steamy scene. Be prepared!******This story is not edited, so if you see a mistake PLEASE comment so I can fix it. Thank you.💕***
Song Lyrics
(Highest Rank #191)this is just what I know of songs so please just ask the song or you know it
MBTI
This mbti book is the ultimate guide for understanding people on a whole new level. Contains mbti humour, facts, theories, advice, stereotypes, thoughts and advice :)
Chasing Aria
There she goes, walking down the street in her denim shorts and navy top with her brown hair cascading down her shoulders. She stops momentarily to flip off an old couple that’s been giving her the stink eye. Their reactions don’t faze her. She merely throws her head back and laughs like a maniac. That’s Aria Bloom. Don’t let her petite frame fool you, she is one crazy bitch, but, unfortunately she’s my bitch. She has these blue eyes that lure you in and just make you want to protect her, but don’t undermine her. She’s got many tricks up her sleeves. Yeah, that’s the girl that made me jump from her roof just to see if I could fly. The one that made me drive naked to school and flash our seventy year old principal, she’s retired now. The same girl that has a crazy obsession with The Breakfast Club, I mean to the point where she’s almost memorized all of Bender’s lines. The girl that stole my motorcycle and wrecked it, I mean, no one touches my bike, except for her. The girl who makes me dance outside every time it rains, the girl who also hates me and loves me, in a weird way. The girl who holds my heart. I’m Chase Hazen, the guy in school you don’t really mess with. The guy who will punch you if you look at me the wrong way. The guy who will annihilate you if you touch my bike. The guy who will do anything for Aria, my long time frenemy. This is the story about two idiots who don’t give a fuck, and about the dumbass that’s Chasing Aria. This is not a Pretty Little Liar fanfic where we will have steamy encounters with Ezra, we'll just keep dreaming those. The name was just a beautiful coincidence, Enjoy.
#Starker VS. #Gracy: Running Out Of Time
#Starker VS. #GracyRunning out of timeAUStacy, Graser and Parker are roommates, YouTubers and best friends.When they were teenagers in highschool, Stacy met Parker while living in LA, and their friendship was so strong, they had benefits. But nothing was ever official. Then, Stacy's family moved to Canada where she attended collage, and met Graser.He soon became her new best friend. Graser was developing feelings for Stacy.Now, young adults, out of collage, Parker moved to Canada in search of Stacy, since they had been talking for a while. Graser, Parker and Stacy are now the best friend trinity.But now both Graser and Parker want to win over Stacy.Which probably will break up their friendship.As for Stacy? She's a ticking time bomb.And everyone is running out of time.Warnings: Possible trigger,sad af,depression,betrayal,love triangles,deaths,drama, **This is an AU**Look up the definition dumbass (im kidding gosh)
My Mate
In this story, Riley has her 16th birthday and is destined to find her mate. It turns out to be Wes, who already has a girlfriend since he hasn't found out that Riley is his mate yet. His girlfriend, Alexa, gets extremely mad and tries to ruin their lives when they are just trying to figure out what's happening between themselves. When things seem to be going well, Wes figures out that Riley has green eyes. The only werewolf left with that. This causes major problems for the both of them.
Cover Shop 2 | CLOSED ✔
(CLOSED)Wattpad is a great app with many good books. But do you know the first and the most important stepping stone to success in this ocean of books?It's a good cover, obviously.The one that catches a reader's eyes and instantly makes them think, "Yes, this is what I'm going to read next."So do you want a good cover? One that catches a reader's eyes? Then what're you waiting for? Hurry up and place a cover order.
Afton Family and FNAF Randomness(Book 2)
This is continuing off from the other book title this so no new AU changesUnless I'm ready to make the AU change of making it so C.C dies before Elizabeth and I already know I don't want an angry Fnafpro52 on my profile