Kei finally relented after much persuading, which was a relief because I'm sure the bathroom door wouldn't have lasted much longer. Though I have a feeling she just stopped because I told her I was going to change my phone wallpaper to her face.

She is surprisingly cute..........for a horny maiden.

"You come into my house, lie down next to me, then you want to take a shower with me naked, and we haven't even kissed yet? Don't you think you've seriously messed up the order of things?" I asked Kei through the door.

"Isn't it more exciting that way?"

"For you maybe, but for me, no way in hell is it exciting. I want things to be the normal way," I said this as I walked out of the shower and began to put on my clothing. It's a good thing the school uniform was in the bathroom.

As far as I can remember, I still have about an hour before school starts so I gotta settle this before then. As I opened the door, I found Kei sitting with her back pressed against the wall. She smiled brightly when she saw me.

She was now in her school uniform, she must've brought it along with her.

"Okay, now tell me what is going on. How did you get inside my dorm? '' I said walking past her.

"Hehe, it's a secret," she said while giggling.

Having enough, I turned around and closed the distance between us pinning her against the wall. Even if she is my girlfriend she should never forget the type of person I am. I glared at her the same way I glared at Ryuuen when he tricked me into watching 'boku no piko'.

Even the white room couldn't traumatize me as much as that did.

I brought my face close to her trying to intimidate her, "trying" being the keyword because this girl on the other hand had a big smile on her face with a crimson blush all the way up to her ears. Don't blush right now.

"I am going to ask you again, don't make me repeat myself," I said in a dark tone. Even if it's an act it should still do the trick. Besides I'm using my trump card.

The famous kabedon. The most powerful tool in the known multiverse. Even 'Manabu Horikita' tried using this forbidden zutsu against me to make my heart go doki doki, but alas I have no hea-----

"How long are you gonna stand there, Kiyotaka?" Kei said in an impatient tone.

Dammit Kei, I was in the middle of a badass monologue.

"If you are going to kiss me then please do so. I hate waiting. I want to taste Kiyotaka-kun too," she said with a flushed face and wet droopy eyes.

I instantly recoiled and put some distance between us. She had a disappointed look on her face. Don't look at me like that.

I'm not sure what's up with this girl. Was she always this way, and I just didn't notice? Or did it occur after I began dating her? While I was having this internal conflict Kei just looked at me innocently. She put her finger on her cheek and tilted her head. I could see a question mark sign appear on her head.

Dammit, why are you so cute!

Intimidating this girl is hopeless for now.

When I looked at the bed Kei had been previously tied up, I noticed that my blanket had been sliced into little pieces, almost as if someone had used a knife. Come on, I just bought it at a 50% discount. Private points don't grow on trees you know.

I pointed Kei to the fabric murder scene, ''How did you do that?''

''Oh that, using this! taaadaaa!!'' Kei drew a box cutter from her pockets. Wait, why would she carry around a box cutter in the first place?

Kei lowered her head like she wanted a head pat from me. Does she really think I'll praise her for doing that? But darn those puppy dog eyes, I couldn't help but give her a head pat.

''I brought it just in case I find a b*tch laying next to you'' Kei suddenly whispered in the middle of the head pat. 

''Sorry, what was that?''

''I said I got into arts and craft recently!!!''

My partner seemed to have discovered a new pastime. Which is fantastic because a girl her age should have a variety of interests. Having a hobby is great. As a good boyfriend, I should probably support her.

''Oh do show me your works next time.''

''Of course Kiyotaka-kun, I will make sure to paint it with the blood of your harem.'' She said nonchalantly.

Blood of my harem? What is that a new street slang? I keep forgetting Kei is a gyaru sometimes.

I glanced at my clock, still sometime before school.

"Hey Kei I'm gonna lie down, you can watch TV while you wait."

"Don't worry I know just the thing!"

Kei walked past me. The skirt she was wearing was a couple of centimeters shorter than usual, I couldn't help but admire her legs. I don't think I ever complimented her on that.

Maybe taking a bath with her wasn't such a bad idea........Wait no! I definitely made the right decision. I gotta keep Hornykouji on a leash. Just like Naruto whose body is a prison for the nine-tailed fox, my body is there to keep the entity known as Hornykouji at bay.

While I was fighting with my own desires of a 16-year-old teenager, Kei sat down in front of me on the bed, then patted her thighs...

I blinked a couple of times, then I understood the meaning! It was a lap pillow!

This might indeed be the best place to lie down on. Hornykouij, I don't know why I ever doubted you, from today onwards you are my friend. My besto friendo.

I put my head in Kei's thighs and then closed my eyes.

But it was also hard to do so.

Kei's fingers had been quietly ruffling my hair, so I felt compelled to really enjoy it! I mean, I've had very little contact with girls in my life, so I should at least properly enjoy everything that Kei has to offer!

She was so slow and careful! In the quiet room, it was heavenly! However, I had other things to think about.

Haruka did ask if I had time to hang out with the group today. All of class D already knows that Kei and I are dating.

All of a sudden the room temperature seemed to drop. Kei, too, ceased ruffling my hair. When I looked up, I noticed Kei's eyes were hidden behind her hair, and a sinister aura seemed to radiate from her.

''Hey, Kiyotaka. You're thinking about another woman, aren't you?'' her voice cold as ice.

Another woman? Is she talking about Haruka? Wait hold on, how does she even know I was thinking of her? Is it something all girlfriends can do?

''Ah mou, I do wonder who this mystery woman is to occupy my boyfriend's mind like that when he's with me.'' Despite her cutesy choice of words, her face was far from cute. Her eyes had a strange demonic glow and had intense murderous intent.

[A/N Just a heads up whenever Kei is in yandere mode her 'Ah Mou' is equivalent to Shinomiya's 'O Kawaii Koto']

Kei appears to be a psychic who can read my mind. Or maybe she's just acting on pure instinct. But this ability only activates when I'm thinking of other girls?........ What a useless superpower.

Seeing no reason not to tell her, I just came clean.

''I'm thinking of Haruka, of course.''

......................

Suddenly the temperature around her started to return to normal, and Kei looked up smiling. "Oh, Haruka; Why didn't you say so. Of course, it's Haruka, she's your mother, after all, I keep forgetting that." She nodded her head several times as if she understood something very important. 

''.........''

Apparently, she thinks Haruka's my mother or something close to it. Can't really blame her for thinking that, she really does act as the mom of the Ayanokouji group. But I would be lying if I say I don't see her as a member of the opposite sex, she is kinda hard to ignore with those big........ personalities.

Huh weird....I can't help but feel that this misunderstanding somehow saved a life. Well, at least I wholeheartedly enjoyed Kei's lap pillow.

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[To be continued]