the plan

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[15:38]


me:
guys


guys


guYS


GUYS


shithead:
sigh


what is it dear sister


me:
why tf did you take so long to respond


i could have DIED😡


shithead:
you seem alive


me:
so rude smh


we didn't raise you like this


shithead:
ur literally four years younger than me


you didn't raise jack shit


smelly


me:
oh so that's how it is?


don't think i don't remember your
bart simpson edit phase


shithead:
SHUT UP NO I HATE YOU


me:
a little too defensive..... 🀨☝️



Xxx_yxng_reki_xxX


shithead:
IM PULLING UP


me:
o...oh no did i piss u off πŸ˜°πŸ˜ŸπŸ’”πŸ˜ž


shithead:
square tf up


me:
oh well in that case😐😐😐


go cry about it


brocken boyπŸ’”πŸ˜­β›“πŸ”«


shithead:
STOP


me:
SKRJAHDJ


shithead:
anyways what's ur crisis🦻😟🦻


me:
nah nvm ya'll don't even
deserve my tea


canadian😱:
hoe i want the tea


me:
LANGA SAID HOE


shithead:
THE WORLD IS ENDING


me:
anygays LANGA HASEGAWA ur late to
our tea party


canadian😱:



me:
oh my god we turned him


shithead:
i'm shaking i'm so scared


what the fuck have we created


me:
maybe if we just ignore it it'll go away


canadian😱:
naw i'm too lit to be ignored g


me:



shithead:
i just heard you sigh all the way from
the living room


me:
damn right


me:
do ya'll wanna hear this or not


shithead:
yes ma'am🧎


canadian😱:
please🧎


me:
okok SO


ugh i don't think ur you're ready for
my news


canadian😱:
try us


me:
take a few deep breaths


canadian😱:
i've taken them


me:
are your chakras aligned


canadian😱:
they're aligned


shithead:
tf


me:
OK SO



you know that tiny cat fucker
that you always hang out with


the one that skates


canadian😱:
miya?


me:
yes that one


um


shithead:
spit it OUT OMFG


me:
HES SO AWOOGA PLSSS😩😩


UGH HE'S SO COOL WHAT THE
FUCK


AND FOR WHAT


AND HIS STYLE>>


MANS GOT T A S T E


HIS EYES TOO PLSEASDπŸ™πŸ™πŸ™


shithead:
GIRL


canadian😱:



the tea is piping hot


shithead:
SO YOU LIKE THAT GREMLIN????


me:
ugh YES


shithead:
you clown


me:
that's rlly kind of u thx bro


shithead:
but i GUESS


MAYBE i could give you his number


me:
REKI WHAT


NO WAIT I CAN'T HE'LL THINK I'M CREEPY


canadian😱:
well i mean he wouldn't be wrong


me:
LANGA



you know what


for that


i'm gonna call up your hot mom and
tell her ur being meanπŸ˜₯


canadian😱:
my WHAT mom


me:
you didn't know?


shithead:
yeah ur mom's a milf


canadian😱:
PARDON


shithead:



ANYWAYS


i'll send you his number and you can
confess over textπŸ˜‡


me:
NO WAY


shithead:
ugh at least say hi


me:
do you know how terrifying that
sentence is


shithead:



me:
damn okay😰😰


shithead:
you don't even have to tell him it's you


just tell him who are you are when ur
comfortable


but if he breaks ur heart😁😁😁😁😁😁
lmk


canadian😱:
me tooπŸ‘―β€β™‚οΈ


me:
ily


it's not a bad idea but i'm still shitting myself


right what should i put first


shithead:
how about 'hey'


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