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[6:36]

me:
hey sharties

canadian😱:
why r u talking to
us ugly

shithead:
yeah y/n i was trying to memorize
the lyrics to venom by little simz tf do
you want💢

me:
stop acting like we ain't best friends. last night
we had a five hour discussion on nickis best
verses and songs she completely OWNED.

canadian😱:
okay nvm

me:
wait i just had a realization

why are we lowkey the
main characters🤨

shithead:
omg wait ur right

canadian😱:
me and y/n are that stereotypical
straight girl and gay guy besties😜

me:
catch us on netflix original🤪

shithead:
LMQLWKQL

NOT THE NETFLIX SLANDER

me:
yes the netflix slander😐😐

shithead:
actually nvm

ya'll rockin w the netflix hate clan???🤨

👍

canadian😱:
👍

me:
👍

on other terms why am i so excited
for karaoke night tonight

i see you guys like everyday but😑

shithead:
AWWW Y/N

you're excited to hang
out with us🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

me:
shut up you raggedy bitch

canadian😱:
school starts in like 5 minutes wtf are
ya'll doing

me:
oh my holy ass it does

wait wtf is that musty smell

reki did you not shower again😐

shithead:
bitch shut up u know i showered
last night

me:
okay if u say so🤨

omg wait

REKI THE TOAST

shithead:
OH SHIRLA

9'ak-&&17:82

me:
OMG DID YOU JUST FALL
DOWN THE STAIRS

REKI

HELP

I CSNR BREARHE

shithead:
THENFUCKING KITCHEN WAS ON FIRE

I SAVED US ALL

YW🙄

me:
ITS 7AM I CANR DONTHIS RN

IM PEEING

WAIT THAT REMINDS ME

I ACTUALLY NEED TO PEE

shithead:
PEE QUICKLY THEN

YOUR CREMATED TOAST IS
WAITING FOR YOU

me:
IM COMJGN

canadian😱:

[15:03]

prince:
hey prinnie

omw to homework club😰

me:
BEGGING your pardon

who the fuck is prinnie🤨

prince:
it's ur new nickname

short for princess ofc

me:
hmm

i'm conflicted

give me time to think
about it

prince:
as you wish💁‍♂️

oh and by the way

if we ever do meet

there's people i want to
introduce you to

HOWEVER

me:
however??😦

prince:
pls don't let the homeboys steal
u away from me😩

ur MY idiot now

me:
i ... i ..... i

i-i-i'm ur idiot????/!:!🥺🥺🥺

b-b-b-ba-baka!!!🥺🥺🥺

nah fr tho stop before i plan a wedding😐

prince:
yes. now give me ur name and
show me ur cute face <33

me:

no😁

prince:
*sob*

okay i'm now in the classroom

ew it smells like coffee in here

me:
oh you poor thing

prince:
tell me about it🥰

me:
i'll entertain you☺️💁‍♀️

prince:
pls do i'd really appreciate that

me:
now look at this

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〈°、。7
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prince:
omg is that a cat

me:
yes

prince:
bro how did you know i liked them

me:
ur S outfit is literally a fursona

prince:
WHATJR

okay i feel violated

me:
good😋

prince:
alexa play yikes by nicki minaj

me:
HALWL

prince:
okay i have a very important question

me:
very important???

bestie don't put me on the
spot like this

i swear if it's actually serious i will
piss on ur shoes

prince:
aren't you grand

anyways

here it goes

what would you be if u weren't human?

me:
nuclear energy

or one of those soap things that
gets crunched in the satisfying
instagram videos

prince:
i'll choose to ignore the second one
but the first one is valid

dangerous

i like it

me:
enough for u to accept my
hand in marriage?🧐

prince:
girl u know ur the only one stopping us🙄

me:
SHEEESH

okay no need to call me out dayum😥

prince:
shit teacher

i'll message you when i get home

me:
sounds fun

ly miya don't get shot

prince:
pardon?

me:
what??

just in case

prince:
nah baby that ain't gone work😧

tf do you mean 'don't get shot'

oi

i see you leaving me on read

this is no way to treat your crush

:(

what do you mean by don't get shot

PRINNIE

OI

HELLO??????

WHAT DO YOU MEAN

I SWEAR TO GOD

ANSWRRK

UGH
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HELP DO YA'LL LIKE THAT NICKNAME OR WHAT