RYLEIGH 'LEE' PORTMAN

"I'm Ryleigh, from Chicago, Illinois. Your turn now Carrot Top!"

PLAYED BY HALEY PULLOS

JESSE HALL

"It was like a... team effort to lose"

PLAYED BY BRANDON ADAMS

DEAN PORTMAN

"C'mon Rye, ya know the lyrics, sing along!"

PLAYED BY AARON LOHR

LESTER AVERMAN

"Sweet as apple pie, Apple Rye"

PLAYED BY MATT DOHERTY

LUIS MENDOZA

"Coach, shouldn't we have our hockey gear on?"

PLAYED BY MIKE VITAR

DWAYNE ROBERTSON

"Hey y'all, that's us!"

PLAYED BY TY O'NEAL

RUSS TYLER

"It's knuckle puck time!"

PLAYED BY KENAN THOMPSON

CONNIE MOREAU & GUY GERMAINE

"This food is so good" "Speak for yourself Connie, I can't even eat this thing"

PLAYED BY MARGUERITE MOREAU AND GARETTE RATLIFF HENSON

JULIE GAFFNEY

"I'm sorry boys but could you help me with my pads?"

PLAYED BY COLOMBE JACOBSEN

FULTON REED

"Did America always dominate?"

PLAYED BY ELDEN HENSON

KEN WU

"Two minutes well worth it."

PLAYED BY JUSTIN WONG

ADAM BANKS

"I'm real tired out after Captain Blood's wrath last night"

PLAYED BY VINCENT LARUSSO

CHARLIE CONWAY

"Yeah I drink grape juice in the morning, so what?"

PLAYED BY JOSHUA JACKSON

GREG GOLDBERG

"Y'know, I think what my mom needs... is a bikini"

PLAYED BY SHAUN WEISS

GORDON BOMBAY

"Ducks fly together"

PLAYED BY EMILIO ESTEVEZ

Michael Portman - James Franco

Sandra Portman - Holly Marie Combs

Gunnar Stahl - Scott Whyte

Carsten Norgaard - Wolf 'The Dentist' Stansson

Kathryn Erbe - Michelle McKay

Michael Tucker as Mr. Tibbles

Jan Rubes - Jan