Aries: *punches you*

Taurus: *lets you win for the sake of the friendship/relationship no matter how hard it is for them*

Gemini: *wins, quit trying*

Cancer: *starts crying, you'll feel bad and stop arguing*

Leo: BITCH! I'M FUCKING RIGHT BECAUSE I ALWAYS AM!

Virgo: The facts are (blah blah blah) and that's why you're wrong, bye

Libra: I don't wanna fight, why are you talking like that? What have I done? omg, don't hate me

Scorpio: *is the most calm or tries to murder you there is no in between*

Sagittarius: lol you just made like a really really hilarious grammar mistake *laughs and the fight's over, whether you like it or not*

Capricorn: You don't know shit!

Aquarius: *adjusts glasses* *clears throat* (36 hour long speech) (YEP! XD)

Pisces: I'm so sad right now, I want to write a poem about this...