Kurapika and Mekakushi Dan (Red/Scarlet Eyes)

Yuichi: Hello and welcome back to my wonderful fantasy, anime, crap universe. Today, here we have Mekakushi Dan and Kurapika!!!


Mekakushi Dan (Mekakucity Actors): Hi...


Kurapika (Hunter X Hunter): Hi?


Leorio: Why am I Here?


Mayumi: Wait. Why Kurapika and Mekakushi?


Yuichi: It is only a matter of time my dear Yumi.... *laughs weirdly*


Leorio: Whut?


Kido & Kurapika: Creepy... =_=


Kuroha: To hell with you, you fucking bitch


Seto: 0_0


Hibiya: So what are we doing here anyway?


Yuichi: I just said its only a matter of time! Wait for it Hibiya!


Momo: But I can't! I have a shooting later!


Leorio: Hey! hello! Can anyone hear me?!


Shintaro: Can I go home now? -_- *his phone vibrates* huh? *takes out his phone*


Ene: What is everybody talking about?! I want to join in too!! I couldn't hear anything inside that persons pocket!


Shintaro: Then go be human!


Ene: No


Marry: BL!


Kurapika: BL?


Seto: Marry... *facepalm*


Marry: yes! °^° Do you have a relationship with someone Kura?


Kurapika: no-


Mayumi: Yess he does! And its a MALE!!! *secretly looks at Leorio*


Seto and Kuroha: Huwat?


Hibiya: That's my line!


Marry: Hello sister! * . *


Yuichi: Heyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!


Everyone goes quiet...


everyone except Kido, Kuroha and Kurapika:........... Hai?.........


Yuichi: Good. Naw, Yumi-chan!


Mayumi: H-Hai!


Yuichi: Bring out, the 'it'


Hibiya: What kind of grammar is that? -_-


Yuichi: Shat up Hibi. Or do you want me to Tie you up on a chair and forcefully make you watch Hiyori Asahina being hit by a truck over and over?


Leorio: Whut?


Kuroha: I like this Kid


Hibiya: ........ (You're evil....)


Yuichi: Good Hibi, Yumi-chan!


Mayumi: H-Here Yuichi-San *gives Yuichi a box covered by a blanket*


Kido: What is that?


Kurapika: Yes, what is that?


Konoha: *stares* Negima?


Yuichi: Do you really want to know?


Kurapika and Kido: Well not really, it may just be something irrel-


Yuichi: *uncovers the box* Tada! Tarantula!


Kurapika, Kido and Marry: Spider! *eyes turn red* *looks at each other* Whaaaaaaaaaaattttttt?!?!?!?!?!


Momo: Oh mah jeh...


Hibiya: Huwat....


Shintaro and Ene: wtf... =_=


Konoha: Negima...


Kuroha: fuuuuuuuuccckkkkk


Kano: O_O


Seto: Heck what...


Ayano: What's going on he-


*silence....*


Ayano: I'm.....I'm just gonna leave..... *leaves*


The whole gang except Yuichi and Mayumi: ......................................


Yuichi: He he he, surprise!............ Wait, the tarantula is a spider, and a spider is an insect r-right? =_="


Mayumi: *nods*


Yuichi: Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttt!!!!! INSECT!!!! GET IT AWAY, GET IT AWAY, GET IT AWAY, GET IT AWAY, GET IT AWAY FROM MEEEEEEEE!!!! *throws the box and starts running really fast* waaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!


Kurapika: Spider!!! *eyes still red*


Kido and Marry: Kyaaaaa!!! *eyes still red also, and runs away*


The boys: =_=


Momo and Mayumi: *looks at each other, then looks back at the running people* O....Kay....


Kurapika: * eyes still scarlet* Stoooooooooppppp!!!!


*Shintaro catches the tarantula without getting bitten and put it back in the box, while The girls stop yelling and running*


The girls that were running earlier: Phew...


Momo: Hey Marry, I think you froze Seto....


Marry: *eyes are red* eh? *looks at Seto* Aaaaahhhh! Gomenasai Seto-kun!!!! *unfreezes Seto*


Seto: Whut just happened? =_=


Kurapika: Okay, I'll go straight to the point.
WHY. ARE. YOUR. EYES. RED..... =_=


Momo: Well, all of our eyes turn red. My question is, why are yours red?


Kurapika: My eyes are red because I'm the last one left in our clan that inherits these eyes. And I know very well that you are not from my clan...


Kano: Our eyes are red because....... I don't really know.


Kido:*facepalm* ugh, nevermind *blinks once and eyes turn back to normal*


Marry:*does the same*


Kurapika: hmm... =_= *does the same*


Mayumi: Come to think of it, where is Yuichi-san? O_O


Shintaro: She's here *points to Yuichi on the floor, passed out*


Kuroha: hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!! XD


Kano: Pshh... *holding in laughter*


Mayumi:........ I think I'll end this chapter here.... For Yuichi-san's sake....


And so the chapter ended with laughs and a humiliated author. As for the mystery of Red Eyes, nobody bothered to solve it


The End....

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