(A/N) Ayy Readers! I haven't uploaded in a while, so here you go. I have a TON of work to do irl and I don't wanna do it therefore I will bury my sorrows in writing. Sayanara!

It had been two nights since the cutting incident. 'Levi actually stopped me from cutting! He cares! But I'd better not think about it too much and let it show through, otherwise he'll find out and punish me.. I'd probably have to clean Jean's brothers house!' I snorted at the idea of Jean being a horse, having all the ladies mounting him. He'd be so happy. I pulled on some jeans and a casual (f/c) shirt and head out the door. Today was a day off for the cadets. I decided to head down to the cafeteria to grab a bite before heading outside. "Hey, (f /n), wait up!" Jean called. "Hey, funny seeing yah, dumb dumb, I was just thinking about having to clean your brothers' house as punishment for something." I said without turning around. Jean picked me up and spun me around. "Weee!" I giggled. "Now you're a little birdy, (f/n)." Jean joked. We both got into the line and got our bread, potatoes, and milk. As soon as we sat down, Sasha started begging for our food. I was tempted to just throw the tray at her, but I didn't do that since she was my friend. Jean and I gladly gave her our stale bread and mushy potato. "Cadet (l/n), Corporal Levi wishes to speak to you in his office." Armin reported, nearing the table. "See you guys later then..." I said quietly. I walked down the lonely halls to the corporal's office. When I finally got there, I knocked. "State your name and business." The butt said in a bored tone. "Cadet (f/n) (l/n), sir!" I said formally. I swear I heard him sigh. "Come in." (OHHH WHAT DOES HEICHOU WANT WITH YOU, A GOODY GOODY, I WONDER.. THE WORLD MAY NEVER KNOW....)
I stepped into the butt's room, the fresh scent of it immediately filling my nostrils. 'So clean.. I may have to hire him to clean my room...' On his desk, there was a whole stack of paperwork, probably unfinished. "Anyways, (f/n), I want you to know that you are beautiful, smart, funny... So many great things. You shouldn't be cutting on yourself. You'll ruin that beautiful skin of yours." The butt said softly. He was doing that thing again. The thing that makes me call him the butt. He makes himself irresistable. "I-I.. Levi.." At this point I'm tearing up. Really legit tearing up. "No man has ever said that to me before... And you, out of all people, just did..." I said in shock. "Why? What's wrong with me saying it? It's true, I had to say it. I can't let you ruin yourself. You're beautiful, as I said before." The butt said a bit too loudly. "Nothing is wrong with it, it's just... I'm surprised, that someone like you, would give me such a compliment. You and your piercing grey eyes, always watching everyone to make sure they're perfect, and if they're not, make them do it again. That and I love you more than anyone." I whispered the last part to myself. "Dismissed."
---TIME SKIP BROUGHT BY JEAN AND HIS MAJESTIC HORSE FACE THINGY---

When I stepped back to the cafeteria, I saw Mikasa reading at ome of the tables. Jean approached her. '....Fuck.' Jean paused for a second and then started to talk. "H-Hey, Mikasa..." He said. "Oh, hey Jean.." Mikasa replied. "Just hanging out by yourself over here?" He asked. 'FuckfuckfuckfuckfuckFUCK.' Mikasa was still reading her book. "Mhm..." She replied, clearly not interested in Jean. "Cool cool cool cool..Mind if I uh, come and sit with you for a while? HAHA just for a little while. Wouldn't want you to have to sit here quietly by yourself for so long.." Jean stuttered. 'Jackass.' I looked around and saw that everyone's heads were about to explode with laughter. "Sure." Mikasa spat out. "So, Mikasa.. Wanna go out with me? AHH DONT HURT ME!" Jean yelled and ran away screaming. I couldn't help myself and started laughing like a maniac. I was mentally face palming though. Everyone was cracking up. "He's such a jackass sometimes.." Eren laughed. "Sometimes?" Connie asked.