'Why do I fall in love so easily? Just by a single glance!' I think to myself as the blade that I had grabbed off one of the tables in the cafeteria neared my wrist. It was the middle of the night, you had managed to cry yourself to sleep that night, until you had a dream about him... The butt.. (Aka Levi the kawaii kitten.) 'He'll never love me back... Hell, he doesn't even like me! Not even as a person!' I thought as the blade went closer to my skin and tears fell from my eyes. The blade was just about touching my skin when someone grabbed my quivering hand and stopped it. "Tch, brat, what are you doing up so late at night? And why are you cutting on yourself? And crying?" The butt asked. "I-I.. Levi... (YOU MEAN THE BUTT????!?!?!?!) it's harder to explain than it is to explain the moments that Sasha isn't eating.." I said through tiny sobs. The butt wiped the tears off my face and put them into his mouth. "Hmph, salty teared, lying, loving brat.." The butt said plainly. (I HAD TO I'M SORRY XDDD) "..."
(LOVELY TIME SKIP BROUGHT TO YOU BY HALF OF MARCO.)

That night, the butt escorted me to my room and told me that he'd better not catch me cutting myself again.
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AYY READER-CHAN! I'm kinda confused about the POV of this fanfic, lol. The butt is Levi btw. I hope you enjoyed and comment of you want more of the juicy butt •3•
Btw I'm completely fine with cussing, So yah know. Have a nice day/night Reader-chan, and see you next chapter!
Jean: Hah, when's that gonna be Jess?

Author-chan: When you finally get good pickup lines, horse-face.

Jean: WELL, NEIGH NEIGH MOTHAFUCKAA.

Author-chan: Don't make me go all Johanna Mason on this shit.

Jean: AUTHOR-CHAN, PLS NO.

Author-chan: *Gets out axe* *Closes door*

Jean: *Horse noises can be heard*

BYE I KNOW I SUCK
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SHORT
BYEE MOTHAFUCKAS
loljk ily