Bluestar: *wanders around StarClan aimlessly* oh, what a fantastic day! Fantastic enough to relive my life and all its hardships!

Bluestar sits in front of a pool sparkly enough to be made out of Starkit's tears. Instead of seeing ThunderClan, a trailer appears

Narrator: Introducing the all new addition to StarClan! We've had The Hunger Games, opposite days, literal names and 4th wall breakages, it's time for an all new programme! The Cliche Machine!

Bluestar: What a family friendly movie! Snowfur! Whitestorm! Stonefur! That other one that nobody knows the gender of! 

Snowfur, Whitestorm, Stonefur and a saddened Mosskit appear

Snowfur: What now?! Last time I came here I was insulted and nearly sat on

Bluestar: Netflix released some movie about cliche's, looks good

Whitestorm: Sounds great! Maybe now we can single out all the cast members and insult them to forget about our own problems!

Bluestar: *narrows eyes* there's only one rule... what Pokemon team are you-

Mosskit: ENOUGH OF THIS DAMN POKEMON STUFF THAT'S ALL YOU EVER WRITE ABOUT!

Narrator: Do you have any idea how difficult it is to come up with new ways to embarrass you all?! Mosskit, leave

Mosskit: *whispers* I'm Instinct

Narrator: Alright, you can stay

Mosskit: ^_^

The movie begins to play, and the family of misfortune and death huddle together to watch

Movie Narrator: Our story begins with the first cliche character we meet in the world of ThunderClan! Prowling through the territory, the majestic pelt of Firestar rises to the occasion and has his butt kissed by everyone around him, except Sandstorm, who ended up having his kits which ultimately defeated the purpose of having her around

Firestar: Can you keep it down?! Starkit and I are having a really intense game of Cliche Cards over in Cliche Corner with the Cliche Crew

Movie Narrator: Here, we see the wild Bluestar giving Firestar his warrior name. Little did we know, her story would inspire many more replicas in the future...

Bluestar: Aw, would you look at that? We're inspirational!

Movie Narrator: Bluestar's Prophecy introduced new cliche concepts such as... MOTHER DIES SISTER DIES NOBODY LIKES ME I'M A FAILURE EVERYONE DIES MY FRIENDS HATE ME I'M IN MID ADOLESCENCE OH LOOK RIVERCLAN CAT LET'S BE MATES UH OH WE HAVE KITS OH NO I WANNA BE A STAR SO GO AWAY OH NO ONE DIED LET'S BE CRIPPLINGLY SAD AND INTRODUCE AN EVEN WORSE CHARACTER WHO WILL EVENTUALLY BE LOATHED BY ALL WHO MEET HIM 

Bluestar: I don't like this movie 

Bluestar promptly departs in shame, Mosskit hot on her heels

Movie Narrator: BUT IT'S NOT OVER YET. A new cliche concept proudly demonstrated by one of Firestar's own... HAVE KITS AND BREAK THE WARRIOR CODE SEVERAL TIMES AND LIE TO EVERYONE YOU LOVE, by Leafpool

Snowfur: Y'know, I see why you died in that battle, I couldn't stand to be around that family

Whitestorm: Yeah, Firestar's decent character skills are a little rusty *ba dum tss*

Movie Narrator: AND THEN WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT COULDN'T GET ANY WORSE... Along comes the three kits born grandkits of the cliche demigod himself, Lion the fierce, Jay the grumpy and Holly the code kisser! We all thought they'd be a cliche trio, right? WRONG

Stonefur: I knew mum made a bad decision bringing him into our lives, but then again she made a lot of bad decisions

Snowfur: Yeah, like having you

Stonefur: yeah... wait-

Movie Narrator: FROM THE CAT WHO INSPIRED THIS ACCOUNT AND GAVE YOU WHITEWING COMES THE FINAL INSTALMENT OF THE CLICHE MACHINE... DOVE THE i've run out of these uh cut

Firestar: I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO KEEP IT DOWN! Ugh, Starkit, do something!

Starkit: hai gyuz r u wtchain thta liche flim it lkoso rlly gud oh lkoo trehs dvoenigw shse mai idol

Snowfur: I think we should stick to competitive sob stories

Whitestorm and Stonefur: YES LET'S LEAVE

Whitestorm, Stonefur and Snowfur depart from the movie

~Written by Hazel, who wrote Literally, y'know that one from ages ago that I forgot to mention I wrote. yeah, you can tell by the fact they're off the charts weird~