“Campers! Welcome to the semi finals, today, we award our challengers with an all you can eat pancake breakfast, that's right, genuine food by products served with fresh ingredients, relatively close to their expiration date” Chris said through the speaker phone.

For the past week I’ve been sleeping in the girl’s cabin again. And let me say, a week without Duncan has been absolute HELL.

I went in the confessional /“Semi finals? Bring it on bitch! I’ve gone through, bugs, shitty food, nasty ass bathrooms, not the best living arrangements, terrible challenges, having my boyfriend voted off, crazy Chef, annoying Chris, bitchy Heather, and worst of all Courtney. I think I can handle anything they throw at me”/

Hanging with Gwen is cool, Heather went back to hating us and we went back to hating her, Owen makes me laugh sometimes, but none of my core friends are here ya know? Duncan’s gone, so are Bridgette and DJ, Geoff was one of my good friends.

Gwen and me are pretty good friends, but I don’t know. We all went to the lodge for pancakes, which I’m thanking god for since I’m fresh out of food from my mini fridge, all I have left is stupid waters.

“Pancakes, pancakes, we’re getting pancakes!” Owen sang happily.

“Don’t be shy dude” Owen said as he went up. “Four words: All You Can Eat”

Gwen and I sat across from each other. I was kinda quiet while eating. “Alex! Come on you have to cheer up” She said. “ I can’t! A whole week without Duncan, it’s been terrible” I said.

“Hey I had to go way longer without Trent, you’ll be fine, who knows, maybe it’ll be down to you and me, then you might win” She said.

I smiled “Might? More like hell to the fucking yeah I’ll win!” I said. She laughed “That’s more like it”

I went in the confessional /“I better get the money after all of this. I mean if Owen or Gwen got it I wouldn’t be all that pissed, but if Heather gets it? I’m sorry, no, she is not physically allowed to win.”/

/“If I won? Man, the things I could do with a hundred thousand dollars. Please I wouldn’t know where to start. What about hiring someone to kill Courtney? Sounds good to me”/

/“Eight weeks with these people, juvie entertains me more. And the people in there honestly are not as bad as here. Owen’s cool, has his moments when I wanna slap him though, Gwen’s my friend, but Heather? No, that's like being put on death penalty”/

/“Gwen I think will be pretty tough to beat, if she’s made it this far and isn’t hated that's one strong chick, I wouldn’t mind losing to her”/

/“Heather on the other hand, I’d be pissed if I lost to her, she just needs to get what's coming to her already! Karma has bitten everyone in the ass that has needed to, except her. I’m just waiting for her to get hit by a bus or something”/

/“Then we have Owen, honestly, not to be mean, but how the fuck did he get here in the first place? I mean yeah he’s nice and funny, but sometimes that ‘funniness’ is just plain fucking disgusting. I will be pretty shocked if he wins. I won’t be peeved if he beats me, he’s nice, but really…it’s Owen. Like no”/

~

“Campers!” Chris said. We were sitting at a table near the dock, I sat between Owen and Gwen. Heather on the end. “Welcome to the semi finals! The producers ran out of insane ways of torturing you, soooooo, they asked the ousted campers for ideas. Turns out, they had a lot. They provided us with the sickest, most twisted insane dares imaginable! In TDI’s version of…” Chris said. “Spin the bottle!” he said showing us a big wheel with a bottle on it that spun, all the past campers pictures were on it.

“Starting with Izzy! Trent, Cody, Justin, Noah, LeShawna, Lindsay, Beth, Tyler, Harold, DJ, Geoff, Bridgette, Duncan, Courtney, Eva, Katie and Sadie, and the home-schooled, misogynistic country boy, Ezekiel” Chris said showing us all the pictures.

“Put them all together and we’ve got a high stakes game of, I Triple Dog Dare You!” Chris said.

“What is this? Grade five? Why don’t we just do seven minutes of heaven in a skanky basement closet?” Heather said.

“Yeah! Good call! Let’s do it!” Owen said. Heather slapped him.

“Each player will take turns, spinning the bottle. The camper you land on determines the dare you’ll perform. You can take the dare yourself and win a get out of dare free-bee, or inflict the dare on a fellow camper in hopes of booting them out” Chris said.

“And if we refuse to do the dare?” Heather asked.

“Oh, not a good option, anyone who chickens out of their dare will be sent directly to the dock of shame board the boat of losers, do not go bon fire, do not collect marshmallow, and do not get to win one hundred thousand dollars” Chris said.

“Sounds easy enough, bring it” I said.

“Okay who’s ready to humiliate themselves first?” Chris asked.

“Oh what the heck, let’s get this over with” Gwen said going up and spinning, she landed on Duncan.

“Okay, let's get this party started. Duncan's dare: Lick Owen's armpit. Gwen, you can perform the dare yourself or dare one of your competitors to do it. Either way, someone's licking some armpit in the next minute” Chris said.

“I Triple Dog Dare Heather” Gwen said. I bit my tongue not to laugh. Owen lifted his arm.

“You could imagine you're licking an ice cream cone!” Owen said.

“Shut up Owen!!” Heather said.

“Minus the B.O.” Owen said.

“I’m warning you!” Heather said.

“Oh, and the pit hair” Owen said as she licked. Just watching was scary. “Hahaha! Oh that was so sick! I nearly puked! Nearly” Chris said.

“Alex, you’re up” Chris said. I spun and it landed on Harold. If he knows what's good for him it better not be a bad dare.

“Drink three year old milk” Chris said.

“Oh you’ve got to be kidding me” I said. Chef got it out and Gwen Heather and Owen all watched. “I’ll take it” I said.

“You sure? You could dare someone else” Chris said. “No, I wanna free-bee” I said.

I went in the confessional /“My older cousins and my annoying little brother and I used to always play I triple dog dare you, but why on god’s green earth would someone have three year old fucking milk!?”/

“It’s for 100,000 dollars” I said to myself. It looked fucking disgusting and smelt even worse. I drank it quickly holding my nose. You learn these things after years of watching fear factor. I gagged every now and then but in the end I did it.

“And Alex gets a free-bee, way to go” Chris said. I took my free-bee sitting down groaning.

“Bad?” Gwen asked.

“Disgusting” I said. Heather went up next. She landed on Ezekiel. “Ezekiel’s dare is, chew your own toe nail, slowly” Chris said.

“Gwen! I dare Gwen!” Heather said. “Don’t choke on it honey” she said sitting back down.

Gwen sat in the chair Chef put out taking her boot off. Chef clipped her toe nail off and Gwen ate it. Gwen started chewing it with her eyes closed.

“Ah, ah, ah! He said chew it slowly” Heather said. Gwen started to chew slower and swallowed. Oh shit that's nasty. “There, satisfied?” Gwen asked.

“Very, I'm just picturing Trent watching this, and something tells me that he won't be eager to lock lips with you any time soon.” Heather said.

“You should talk pit breath” Gwen said. Owen went up next and spun. He landed on Beth.

“Beth: Re chewing a wad of Harold’s gum” Chris said.

I went in the confessional /“Again, why in the fuck would someone have Harold’s old chewed out gum…”/

“I will take the dare!” Owen said.

“Ew!” Heather Gwen and I said.

“Dude, it’s chewed gum, Harold’s chewed gum” Chris said.

“I know, but it must be pretty special if he’s been saving it” Owen said.

Chef fed him the gum and he started chewing. “Ok I’m sorry, that's just messed the hell up” I said looking away for a second.

“Full bodied, a delicate fruity aroma with a hint of citrus, robust yet balanced, Summery. Oh, and a crunchy center” Owen said.

“Dude! Spit it out already!” I said basically gagging from over here. He blew a bubble getting it on himself. Just breath Alex.

“Owen wins the second free-bee!” Chris said giving it to him. “And I tenets shot, if you want”

“Nah I’m good, thanks” Owen said. I’m sorry BUT WHAT THE HELL!?

“Gwen you’re up next” Chris said. She spun and got Cody. “Drop a tray of ice, into your undies and let ‘em melt” Chris said. Easy, my brother used to put ice down my back to tick me off all the time.

“That's it? I can handle that” Gwen said. She put ice down her pants. “Now that's one cool chick with a frosty tude by the-”

“Just give me the freaking free-bee!!” Gwen said.

“Alex, let’s go!” Chris said. I spun and landed on Izzy. “Sit in a box, filled with cockroaches, grass hoppers, and tarantulas” Chris said.

I screamed just thinking of it. “Ok, no, no, no, no, I’m using my free-bee” I said. “Cool, you can sit” Chris said.

I went in the confessional /“Oh good lord, no I cannot handle sitting in a box with those…creatures from hell…crawling all over, uh un, nope, won’t do it”/

“My turn! And I’m taking the dare I don’t care what it is!!” Heather said. She spun and landed on Tyler.

“Tyler’s dare: suck jelly out of Owen’s belly button” Chris said. “Oh god!” I said covering my mouth. That’s a little too much.

Chef filled it up and she went to do it. “God girl you’ve got some mad problems if your gonna do that” I said.

“Sorry” Owen said as she was about to do it.

“Shut up Owen!!” She said.

“Twice I a rows gotta suck” He said.

“I mean it!!” She yelled.

“Well especially since I never wash in there” He said. She almost threw up right there. “Not cause I don’t want to, I just forget”

I turned away “This is just too nasty” I said. She went down and do it, I turned when she was done.

“Hey you didn’t puke this time!” Owen said. She looked like she was ready to have a stroke. They put her on a respirator.

“Ok give Heather a few more minutes on life support before we start the next round” Chris said. I think I would have died before life support if I had to do that.

“Okay, Chef made snacks, PB&J anyone?” Chris said as Chef brought out a plate of peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. Heather threw up when she saw the jelly.

Owen went and landed on Izzy “Nice! Come one Izzy! Bring it!” Owen said.

“Give a purple nurple to a sleeping bear” Chris said.

“Yes! Haha, sounds wicked man! Hahaha” Owen said. “What’s a purple nurple?” He asked.

“Oh shit man, you don’t know? I used to do that to my brother all the time” I said laughing.

~

Owen went and did it anyway coming back beat up. Least the lucky bastard got a freebee. Gwen went up spinning. She got Harold. “Lick Owen’s toe jam” Chris said.

Gwen looked at Heather. “Oh, is that what that black gunk is?” Owen asked.

“Dude! Want me to puke?” I asked. Normally I have a strong stomach, but this is ridiculous.

“I’ll use my free-bee” Heather said.

“Good call” Chris said.

I went up spinning. I landed on Noah. “Eat a worm” Chris said. “That's easy” I said.

I went in the confessional /“When I was little and we played I Triple Dog Dare You, my older cousins would make me eat worms all the time, I didn’t wanna look like a chicken so I did it, it worked out good”/

Chef brought it out on a plate for me and I threw it in my mouth, chewed and swallowed as if it was a gummy worm. “That is one crazy chick, moving on!” Chris said.

Heather went up and spun. She landed on Geoff. “Drink powdered fruit punch from the communal toilet” Chris said.

Oh Geoff. Heather pointed at Gwen. I’ve never been more happy Courtney wasn’t here, she’d definitely be doing what Heather and Gwen are.

“Quite the predicament Gwen, do you use the free-bee? Or do I save it for an even sicker dare down the road?” Chris said. “What to do, what to do”

Finally she said. “I’m going in!” with her hand over her nose.

Gwen came back after throwing up. But she still did the dare. That's even worse than the milk. Owen went up.

“At this rate, Trent's going to need a fumigation squad just too...” Gwen burped in her face. “Oh my god this day is so fucking disgusting” I said leaning back in my chair.

Owen spun landing on Cody. “Eat dog food” Chris said. “Yeah baby!! Man sorry guys, I keep getting all the good ones!” Owen said.

“Owen! You have two free-bees bro!” I said.

“I know” He said. Bro’s got hella problems.

“Haha okay down boy, heel! Remember dude you have two free-bees you can use! Better yet, you could dare an opponent like say, one without a free-bee” Chris said. Heather looked down noticing that was her.

“You still have a bit of jelly on your lower lip” Gwen said making me laugh.

“Oh go stick your face back in the toilet!” Heather said.

“It’s cool bro, my dog digs this food! Time to find out what I’ve been missing!” Owen said shoving the food down his throat.

Alright now that's just too much! “Meaty tasting” He said. That did it and Chef Chris Gwen Heather and I all threw up.

I went in the confessional /“DUDE! You gotta have serious mental issues to be doing that! Ew! When you make me throw up? You’ve officially accomplished the number one disgusting factor”/

~

What seemed like a billion dares later, I had five free-bees and Owen had fucking twenty.

“I can’t believe no one’s dropped out, and Owen’s got twenty free-bees!” Chris said.

“Yeah baby!!” Owen said blowing in his bottles making a tune.

“Alex is in second with five free-bees and Gwen and Heather have squat, but not to worry, there's still plenty to be motivated about!” Chris said.

“Gwen we need to put a stop to this, me you and Owen should take down Heather” I said.

“We need to get down to the final two though” She said.

“I know, then me you and Owen will battle it out, deal?” I asked.

“Deal” She said as we shook hands.

She grabbed Owen. “If you help Alex and I take down Heather, we’ll share our winnings with you, whichever of us win” Gwen said.

“What if neither of you win?” He asked.

“We’ll…swing for a box of donuts” I said.

“The lady drives a hard bargain. Deal!!” He said high fiving us.

“Chris! I’d like to split my free-bees between Alex Gwen and I” He said. “Uh well uh, okay, are you sure?” Chris said.

Owen counted them and split them between us three.

“Hello! I x-nay on the conspiracy-cay. That is totally unfair. Get out your rulebook and do your rule-checky thing! They're obviously going to gang up and whoop me with dares. There has to be a rule against this kind of thing!” Heather said.

“Sorry. Them’s the rule. Not a rule to be had. Nada” Chris said. Gwen spun and landed on Courtney. “Drink a blended puree or Chef’s mystery meats” Chris said. “Eeny, Meeny, Miney…Heather” Gwen said with a smile.

~

We went on like that for awhile. We’d get a dare, make Heather do it, then when she’d get a dare on her own she would go to dare us but Owen Gwen and I still had a lot of free-bees. Finally it was my turn and I landed on Lindsay.

“Hah, finally I catch a break. There is no way Lindsay could think of anything bad” Heather said.

“Oooh! You’re not gonna like this one! Have your head shaved by Chef” Chris said. Even one hundred thousand dollars couldn’t make me do that. I’d walk away, my hair is too precious.

“What?!” Heather said. Gwen Owen and I high fived.

“Lindsay rules!” Gwen said.

“Never knew she’d come in handy” I said.

“What’s it going to be Heather? Are you going to do the dare? Or the walk of shame?” Chris asked as Chef got closer and closer to her with the electric razor. She kicked the razor out of his hand causing it to fall on her head. “Nooo!!” She yelled.

Her chair sat back up and hair was hanging off of her, some on the floor. I started laughing.

“Huh!? Wa!? AH!” She yelled.

“Wow, well that was an unfortunate accident. Looks like Heather’s out” Chris said.

“What are you talking about!? He shaved my head!” Heather said.

“True, but you didn’t actually accept the dare, if you had, you’d still be bald, but at least you’d be in the game” Chris said.

“That was harsh, tough break” Owen said.

“Who cares? Heather’s out!!” I said happily. She screamed loudly and grabbed Chris’s shirt collar.

“Sorry, that's the rules” Chris said.

“I thought you said there weren’t any rules!!” Heather yelled.

“Yeah, I know. It’s complicated. But here’s the rub; you lose, they win” Chris said.

“We won? Yeah!!” Gwen Owen and I cheered.

“Fine, but you'll be hearing from my lawyers!” Heather yelled.

“Yeah, yeah. I know. It's gonna be a long ride” Chris said. “long ride to court, where I sue you for everything you've got!” She yelled.

She was by the dock. “Finally! You know I was just waiting for karma to catch up with you! Karma has gotten everyone at least once, except you, and now, it did, and you’re bald and out. That is what you get!” I said walking to Heather.

“Excuse me for playing the game! I was not here to make friends, I was here to make a hundred bucks which was stolen from me!!” She yelled looking at Chris.

“You don’t get it do you? You didn’t give a damn about anyone and no one liked you for that reason, you played everyone and still expected to win, it just doesn’t work that way” I said.

“I DESERVED IT! LOOK AT ME” she yelled pushing me.

“No, you deserved that head shaving, remind me to thank Lindsay” I said pushing her back.

With that we started shoving and screaming at each other until Chris blew a whistle. “Alex! You are out!” he said. EXCUSE ME!?

“What!?” I said.

“Ha!” Heather said sitting in the boat.

“What!?” Owen and Gwen said.

“Look where your standing” He said.

I looked down. I was standing in the boat of losers. “Ok, your point being?” 

“Once you step foot in the boat of losers, you are a loser, meaning you are off the show!” He said.

“That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard” I said.

“You heard him! Off the show!” Heather said.

“Hey come on!” Gwen said.

“Chris that's way not fair” Owen said.

“Alex deserves a fair chance!” Gwen said.

“Hey guys, it’s cool. I’m fine with losing” I said.

Alright I was pissed, but a lot happier to know Owen or Gwen would win, not Heather.

“Good luck guys, I’ll see you at the finale” I said.

“How are you ok with losing!?” Heather asked.

“Because I’m not a selfish bitch. I played a long game, and I’m proud. If I wasn’t meant to win, I wasn’t meant to win” I said.

“Wow, I am proud, Alex kept her head held high” Chris said.

I sat on the boat with Heather having a fit. “And then there were two. Tune in to see who will win the check for one-hundred thousand dollars on Total Drama Island” Chris said to the camera.

“You want drama? You'll be penniless! Jobless! Your name will be mud on every blog from here to Cape Breton!” Heather yelled as we left the island.

For real? Yes it sucked losing that way. It was ridiculous and stupid and just messed up. But I stuck it to Heather and honestly, that's all I care about.

~

Finally Chef stopped the boat and I took my head phones off. We weren’t at home, we were at some resort. Heather stormed off madly.

“Where are we?” I asked. “Playa De Loser, where all the losers go after the dock of shame” Chef said.

He dropped me off, I took my bags and this resort was amazing. The sun was setting but a few people were still in the pool.

“Alex!?” I turned to see DJ.

“DJ!” I said hugging him.

“We all saw, we’re sorry how you got off” DJ said.

“Hey it’s cool, I stuck it to Heather, that's all I care about” I said.

“Hey guys Alex’s here!!” DJ yelled.

I saw Courtney on a lawn chair reading a magazine and looked pretty pissed off to see me, but happy at the same time knowing I got voted out…bitch.

“Ah! Alex!” I turned to see Bridgette. “Bridgette!!” I said hugging her happily.

“Is this seriously what happens when you get kicked off? Cause what the hell, I wish I lost on the first episode!” I said.

“Hey!” Ezekiel said walking by causing Bridgette and I to laugh.

I noticed everyone was in their bathing suits “Hey I’m gonna go change into my bathing suit since that's what everyone seems to be wearing”

“Alright, oh, you might want to find a certain someone” She said as Geoff went behind her hugging her waist.

“Hey Alex! Yo anyone know where Duncan’s at? Tell him we gotta special delivery!” Geoff said.

I laughed saying hi to everyone as I went to the rooms as I was I saw Duncan. “Duncan!” I said excitedly.

He turned. “Alex!” he said. I ran to him jumping in his arms wrapping my legs around him, both of us hugging each other tightly, then we kissed for a minute, “Dude it was hell without you at camp” I said as he let me down on my feet, I kept hugging him and kissing him one last time.

“Well, this place is amazing, but without you here, it was pretty suckish” He said. “Sorry about you not winning, I watched though, way to stick it to Heather”

“The bitch seriously had it coming” I said.

“I’m gonna go put my stuff away then chill with everyone in a sec” I said going upstairs. The doors legit had our names on them. I looked for mine found it and got changed. I had a huge wall window covering one wall completely. I looked out.

This was definitely the life. A resort with all my friends. Why couldn’t I have been voted off a few weeks ago!? 

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Lovelovelove this episode so hilarious. And writing all the confessonals were so fun:D

Lol, and bythewaaayyy alllllllll credit for how Alex got out goes to the girl i dedicated this too. She writes Total Drama's too, the account she does that on is on my fans, you can tell, its like TDIfan241. 

She gave me that stepping on the boat of losers idea back on quizillaa days! So yeah, im not taking credit for that haha. 

Anyways hope you love this one:) Just TWOOOOO chapters left in TDI!:D 

The finale kinda sucks if you ask me, well idk not sucks, just, im not TOTALLY in love with it, im way more in love with the very last episode though, its like perfect, and super long and youll all love it.

but im getting ahead of myself lmfao, love this one!:D

If you havent noticed i've been trying to get them done quicker cause Total drama revenge of the island is on TUESDAY. And i want these all done by then. I doubt it, i might be almost done lol, but you know, lets hope. 

Thank you so much to all my readers again! i never thought people would like this so much on here, loveyouguyssss<3