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Trent: Merry x-mas

Duncan: wtf elvis its 3am

Trent: this chats dry asf and i cant sleep

Duncan: ehh why

Trent: my neighbors are throwing a fucking party

Duncan: dang imagine

Duncan: u can come to mine if u want

Cody: omg duncan nice era!

Duncan: wtf stfu little twink get tf off bitch

Cody: wooow...thats mean....

Trent: really? ty

Duncan: alr ill pm my address

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Izzy: MERRY CHRISTMAS MY LITTLE HOES

Owen: aw thanks iz! could u give me a cookie

Izzy: SURE HEHEHEH

Gwen: why couldnt u ask that irl..

Noah: because lunchbox has a shitload in his mouth

Gwen: fair - are you all together?

Noah: eh well me and owen are neighbors n ig he invited iz and eva over and they dragged me

Gwen: yikes

Gwen: im spending christmas w court

Noah: dang, im visiting my 100 cousins after this 

Gwen: well merry christmas...

Noah: yea merry alright

Alejandro: feliz navidad !!

Noah: and thats a wonderful cue to go

Alejandro: wooow not in the christmas sprit?

Noah: i hate u bitch

Alejandro: same

Heather: hi ig

Alejandro: looks like someones in the sprit!

Heather: yea yea, arent i coming to urs later

Alejandro: ah, yes. it seems lots of people are celebrating together, may we invite others?

Heather: first - i don't think half these people wanna celebrate, more like wanna get drunk or bury themselves in a hole

Heather: second - does the person your inviting start with a t and end in an r?

Alejandro: ah,, maybe..

Heather: its alr, ill stay home u can go with ykyk

Alejandro: oh, well then what would you do?

Heather: well considering codys probs with the drama brothers shit band, ill just stay myself and get wasted

Alejandro: dont you have other friends?

Heather: ...

Heather: Noah? ig

Heather: but he is w his bratty but cute cousins

Alejandro: eeh bye ig?

Heather: bye,, ill sink into despair now <3

Leshawna: wait heather

Heather: ?

Leshawna: ik you hate me, but wanna hangout? i dont got nothing to do and u were fairly decent in action towards me (the end i swear)

Heather: i guess..i need new friends anyways

Leshawna: sweet! also sorry for responding late

Heather: its alr..thanks

Leshawna: anything for a friend!

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Katie: OMG GUYS GUESS WHAT

Beth: yes??

Cody: mhmm

Trent: ??

Sadie: ME AND KATIE ARE GOING TO PARIS IN SPRING? WE WILL HAVE ALL THE MONEY NEEDED BY SPRINGQ!!!!

Cody: p-paris in the springtime...

Duncan: did u just mumble or wtv in chat?

Trent: stfu get off ur phone screenager

Duncan: wtv

Cody: TRENT U DITCHED THE DRAMA BROTHERS FOR..

Cody: GIRLFRIEND STEALER

Duncan: GF STEALER?

Beth: STOPPPP

Beth: also congrats katie n sadie

Katie: aww ty!! we would let u come but we cant afford it..

Sadie: yea totally! you can join us for x mas if u like

Trent: I JST SLEPT W DUNCAN

Trent: LIKE SLEPT AT HIS OMG

Cody: . 

Cody: ew

Trent: OMG

Duncan: IM NOT GAY

Beth: oh, me and linds were gonna go to the movies today, but if u guys wanna meetup another time we tots can

Trent: YEA IM NOT GAY FOR DUNCAN

Sadie: alr thats so cool!

Katie: yea, me and sads were gonna go to a small festival anyways

Beth: ooh that seems nice!!

Cody: SO U ARE GAY

Harold: Trent, why would you abandon your beloved brothers for that poser freak?

Duncan: OMG SHUT UP NERD

Justin: Trent, your taste is utterly concerning

Trent: OMG STFU 

Sadie: well byebye! ill ttyl

Beth: byeee!!

Lindsay: ooh i jack come on but bii!!

Cody: TRENT WHY ARE U ALWAYS AFTER THE EMOS

Trent: OMG SHUT UP TWINK UR AFTER A SARCASTIC BITCH

Cody: STFU 9 INCHER

Duncan: 9 inch what... ;)

Justin: This is the reason to why we dont support you both

Harold: Exactly

Trent: OMG I HATE IT HERE

Duncan: yea i always did

Courtney: well this is an interesting conversation

Cody: we jst need gwen and the love squares set

Courtney: oh, im with gwen rn

Cody: TELL THEM I SAID HI 

Courtney: noted

Justin: anyways, I guess it just would be trent not joining us

Harold: Betrayed.

Cody: aah im gonna go in trents room

Justin: Wait I wanna come

Harold: Same

Courtney: you are all such bad roomates

Cody: we know LMAO

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DJ: Merry x - mas!!

Bridgette: awww! thanks

Bridgette: what are you doing today?

DJ: celebrating with mama! and you?

Bridgette: zeeke wanted to show me his familys farm, so im coming with him

Ezekiel: eh, yea! bridge is so nice :)

DJ: ah, I know :)

Bridgette: anyways, how have u been doing?

DJ: trying to go out in nature some more, making new recipes, yk?

Bridgette: ah, thats cool!

DJ: what about you?

Bridgette: I've been helping Zeeke with his social skills, surfing, and more!!

DJ: thats cool!

Noah: HELP OMG

DJ: yes noah?

Noah: DAVE IS HERE 

DJ: now, why are you so pressed about Dave?

Noah: did u watch total drama?

Bridgette: OH THAT DAVE

Cody: rip L

Noah: .

Cody: oh merry christmas

Noah: thanks, u too gap

Bridgette: well bye guys!

DJ: im gonna sign off too, bye!

Cody: HASHDGRGE

Noah: what

Cody: omg

Noah: what

Cody: trent is so fucking boring

Noah: i know

Cody: no like

Cody: he doesnt have shit in his room

Noah: what shit wouldnt he have

Cody: well..

Noah: NVM DONT SAY.

Noah: ill talk to u tmr gap, bye

Cody: welp, bye..

Cody: i guess its just me

Tyler: hey!

Cody: oh hi

Alejandro: Hey Tyler, merry Christmas

Cody: oh ofc u got on rn

Alejandro: oh Cody, I got u candy for christmas, its at your door

Cody: REALLY

Cody: THANK U DAD

Alejandro: Alejandro.

Tyler: merry christmas!!

Alejandro: wanna hangout?

Tyler: sure!!

Alejandro: great!

Lindsay: trent r u on lize

Tyler: woah linds, u said his name right?

Lindsay: yea! i tok the meds u gove me

Tyler: you remembered?

Lindsay: mhm!

Trent: yea linds?

Lindsay: ty for pesant

Trent: yw :)

Tyler: what did u get her?

Trent: some lipglosses she told me about

Tyler: woah, i never knew u and linds were close?

Trent: eh we are really, she said u, beth, and me were her closest or in her words 'closeted' friends

Tyler: ah, thats nice :)

Trent: anyways, merry christmas

Tyler: thanks, you too!!

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Geoff: YALL..

Geoff: WE SHOULD DO A NEW YEARS PARTAY

Eva: no.

Owen: YESSSS

Owen: WILL THERE BE FOOD

Geoff: OF COURSE!!

Gwen: oh geoff! i got u smth for being so nice to me in island

Geoff: OH REALLY DUDETTE? U DIDNR HAVE TOO

Gwen: well,, i jst wanna repay the favor :) ill give it tmr

Gwen: byee! hanging out w court

Geoff: AW THANKS, BYEE

Owen: OOH TAHT REMINDS ME I HAVE TO GIVE NOAH HIS GIFT

Eva: werent you with him an hour ago?

Owen: YEA BUT THE FOOD REALLYY DISTRACTED ME

Eva: oh. well bye.

Owen: BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

hi sorry this chpt was rushed but i wanted to like establish friendships/relationships for this fic

but merry christmas!!