Game night

Peter's Pov

"YOU ARE A WITCH! !" Natasha shouted.

"LOOK HOW'S SPEAKING!? YOU ARE THE EMBODIMENT OF EVIL AND DEATH! EVEN YOUR HAIR IS RED LIKE BLOOD!" Yelena shouted.

"AND YOURS IS BLONDE LIKE BARBIE'S! WHERE IS KENT, YELENA? WHERE IS HE!"

"Ok, who decided Monopoly was a good idea?" Alexei asked.

"Yelena, just give the money to Natasha and let the game move on." Pietro suggested .

"SHE'S IN PRISON. I AM NOT GIVING MY MONEY TO A CRIMINAL!"

"YOU ARRIVED AT MY PROPERTY, YOU PAY!"

"This is supposed to be...fun?"Nadenka whispered in my ear.

" Yeah, Monopoly is cool! "

" Nah, kid. Monopoly sucks. "Tony said and took his iron man glove and blasted the game.

No, not another fire!

" TONY! "Pepper shouted, but gladly didn't wake up baby Morgan.

" Jarvis, take care of the fire. "

" Yes , sir.I would suggest to play a friendlier game in the future . "

" I know. What about Pantomime?Me and my family have always fun with it. "Miles suggested.

" Ok. "they all agreed.

" Who's first? "Mj asked.

" What is pantomime? "Nadenka asked.

" I will show you. "Alexei said and sat up. He acted like he was parking a car.

" Driving! "Pepper said.

" Bingo! "

" Actually, after the way he looked in the review mirror we can clearly see that he is driving on a busy street probably in England because we was driving on the left side. "Nadenka said.

" Oh? That's... that's good.But we prefer a simple variant made of 1 or 2 words. "Alexei said." Pepper you guessed, now it's your turn.

She gave the baby to Tony and went in front of the couch and started miming .

"You are eating ice cream!" Clint said.

"Yes!"

Clint went in front of them and started jumping on the furniture.

"A bird?" Natasha answered.

"What kind of bird?" Clint asked.

"A crazy one." Tony answered.

"Pigeons." Laura said. "Clint considers pigeons crazy birds."

"You know me so well. "

Laura went in front of them ans started to sign wildly.

"Flying dragon?" Pietro answered.

"No."

"Mosquito?" Yelena tried.

"No."

"You are on fire?" Natasha aso tried.

"Still no."

"Um.. dancing?" Steve tried too, but Laura shot him a glare.

"I don't dance that bad! "

"Yeahhhh.... " Natasha said.

"NAT!"

Natasha looked everywhere, except her eyes. "Don't take it as an offense. I'm practically a professional dancer.My opinion is harsher. "

"What were you ?" Steve finally asked.

"A HELICOPTER!" Laura said like it was obvious.

"Have you ever seen an helicopter?" Yelena asked her.

My phone rings and i see a text from Felicia. Why we have to meet on the roof? I will call her. She doesn't pick up. Try again then.

"What's wrong with you!"

"Do you want a list in alphabetical order ?"

"You don't call after i text you. If i text you, i want the answer to be a text too! "

"Why meet on the roof? You can come inside. It's our family night game!You can come to play with us. "

"It's Felicia?" uncle Alexei asked me.

"Yes."

"HEY, FEL! DO YOU WANT TO PLAY GAMES WITH US?" he shouted.

"I DON'T LET PETER ON THE ROOF!" mom shouted too. "YOU HAVE TO COME IN!"

"I hate you all." she replaied and closed the call.

Will she come? We all wait and look to the elevator doors.

"What's so interesting at the doors?" she asked and all we look and see her at the end of the stairs.

"How?" Tony asked. "Jarvis? You are the security system!"

"She is on the friend list." the A. I replied.

"She is?"

"Yes, sir. Also, Mr. Pirate and Tinkerbell will arrive in approximately 40 minutes."

Oh, Grandpa Fury and Maria come to visit us.

"Hey,Felicia,what is with the face mask?Night walk? "

"I try new styles of my Black Cat suit.And,look what i made?" she showed me Liho with a spider-man mask.

"Whaaaaat."

"Since she is a hero for saving us from Fernando..."

"That's so awesome!" Mom said.

"It's nothing."

"Nah, Nat is right. It is awesome. Can you make her a cape too?"Alexei asked .

" Capes are stupid. "Pietro said.

" I am telling Thor. "Natasha said.

" I don't care he is a god. He looks stupid. And they are impractical. You could step on them and.. BAM.. you lose the fight. "

" So, what are you playing? "

" Pantomime. "Bruce answered.

" Isn't that kind of boring? "

" Have any other ideas? Because we tried Monopoly and it ended witha fire. "Pietro said.

I see Felicia thinking. " It's not a nice game, but not dangerous like you could die level. Are you in?"

" I like her. I'm in. Cowards? "Yelena said.

" We all are in. "Tony said.

" Wait for me then. "she ran to the elevators door.

" Now what? "dad asked.

" You could decide when to tell me i have a grand daughter. " Fury said from the end of the stairs.

" Papa Fury! "

" I am invisible kid? "Maria said.

" You're short. "Tony answered and ran behind dad's shield behind the couch .

" Neither vibranium can protect you from me. "

" Maria, i don't want blood on the furniture. "Pepper said." Want to stay for game night?

"Sure. So, she's the new kid? Natasha, why are you collecting kids?Couldn't we find outabout her like how normal people do?"

Mom puts her palms together. "Are we normal people?"

"So, nobody is going to tell me who's the pirate is?"

"Our grandpa."

"So, mom is married to a walking flag and our grandfather is a pirate. Intresting."

"We are not married." both mom and dad said.

"Then why are you acting like it? Peter literally calls Captain America <<dad>>."

"Point to Mini Natasha!" Tony said from behind the shield.

"Speaking of marriage,now that Natasha is here and it's safe.... and, i repeat, won't live in a dangerous adventure, let's plan it again!" Pepper said.

"I agree." Tony agreed from behind the shield. "What about next Sunday? I want it only with the close one. Nothing fancy." he looked at Pepper and she nodded her head, approving.

"Can i come in jeans and a t shirt?" Clint asked.

"For you, bird man, the dress code is pajamas." Tony smiled.

We heard the soft ding of the elevator doors and see Felicia entering with a black box in hand.

"What's that?"

"A funier game." Felicia drops the box on the table, ok, what's left from the table.

It writes on the box<<Adult party game >>. No. No. No. That's a no-no thing. IT'S THE FORBIDDEN THING!

"Huh? Adult game night.... but, Felicia, only me and Natasha are old enough for this." Yelena smiled.

"Girl, you are going places." Papa Fury said. "Have you been to prison?"

"What are you, a cop?"

Wait-she was in prison?

"You were in prison?"

"Just visiting."

"Guys , we can play this game." Laura said and pointed at the couch of children.

"We can chose the kid friendly one. For example...." Tony opens the box and takes one card. "Who is more likely to laugh if a blind person trips?"

"YELENA!" mom shouted immediately.

"Me?"

" Remember when Matt tripped."

"Ahh, yes. Good times." Yelena laughted at the memory. "Ok, my turn." Most likely to have a secret laboratory. "

" Tony. "Pepper and Natasha said.

" Bruce. "Tony answered.

" Clint. "Alexei sqid and everyone looked at him." What? The guy had a monster pizza under the bed. It was practically Frankenstein! I would be not surprised to have a secret lab. "

" Ok, my turn. Most likely to join a cult. "Pepper said.

" I don't know why, but i feel like Phil would do that. I know he is not here , but he is probably have an altar with Captain America photos. "Natasha said." Who's next?"

" Me.Who would i call to help me burying a dead body? "

" Natasha, of course! "Peter said." That was easy. Me next.The 2 am call from jail i got is from who? "

" Felicia . "Papa Fury said.

" Nadenka. "Miles said.

" Me? Police wouldn't even spot me. Unrealistic. "she rolled her eyes." My turn. Who is most likely to have a tattoo they would regret later?"

"I am." Pietro said and showed us a small tattoo on his hand with a stickman jump on a trampoline when he opens his palm.

"That's awesome!" i said.

"Ok, my turn.Most likely to say <<I love you>>too early."Mj said.

" Peter. "Felicia said.

" I agree. "Miles said.

" Ok, my turn. Most likely to run into their ex and don't remember their name. "Felicia said.

" Tony. "dad said.

" Natasha. "Clint said.

" What, me?I remember all my exes. "

" Even mission exes? "

" Fair point. "

" Ok, now my turn. Let's see.... most likely to lie about their age. "Laura told us.

"Steve."mom said sure.

" He's Captain America! The saint. Why would he lie? "Tony asked.

" Natasha, if Phil heard you.... "Papa Fury said.

" Come on, it's Steve! The all mighty Captain America is a legend. Steve Grant Rogers had never respected a rule in his life! I remember stories James told me about a blonde boy and all his adventures. And let's not forget how he entered in military with all his illnesses. "

" No. way. Captain America is not as innocent as he seems! "Tony laughed." That's the best day of my life!"

" Now, me. Who is the most likely to jump off a cliff?"Alexei said.

" Clint.He is an idiot. It looks like something he will do. "Yelwna said.

" Natasha. If Clint jumps , Natasha follows. "Laura said and all of us laughing.

" I guess I'm that kind of friend. "mom smiled.

"Ok,my turn. Whose funeral would have the smallest attendance?" Tony said.

We all were quiet.

"Probably mine." mom said.

"WHAT?" we all said.

"I'm a spy. It's a possibility for you not to even know if i die. Or the other possibility , we are all heroes. It's possible for all of us to die fighting."

"WHO WANTS ANOTHER GAME?" Tony said.

"But at least we die together!" Clint fistbumps mom.

"Let's play <<truth or dare>>." Maria suggested .

"Nah, it's too lame!" Tony said.

"SHIELD version." Maria smirked.

What is that?

"What version is that?" Alexei asked.

Maria took out from her pocket a small conical flask with a blue substance. "Truth serum." she said proudly and put in on a table. "Who wants to play?"

"Let's go! Now that could be interesting!" Tony smiled evil and rubbed his hands together.Sometimes, it scares me that he makes weapons.

I see mom hesitate. Yelena smiles at her. "Don't be a coward , Nat!"

"Yeah, Nat, have some fun!" Alexei also smiled. Something is going on, i can feel it.

"Are you a coward, Red?" Tony smiled and mom took the glass with the blue thing and drank it. "Bring it on!"

We all drank it. I couldn't let Nadenka think i am a chicken. I am glad Cooper and Lila are downstairs playing games. I have a bad feeling about this.

"Let the chaos begin!" Tony said. "Ok, my first question is for...."he took a bottle and drank it, then spinned it."Fury! This would be fun. Tell me.... the most ashamed secret."

"I go on Fridays with Peter to our knitting club.Shit, that serum is strong. ナターシャに注意(Be careful Natasha ) "

"心配しないでください。 私はあなたに復讐します。(Don't worry. I will avenge you.)" mom said.

Tony smiled widely "I love this game!"

"My turn" mom spinned the bottle and it pointed to Tony. He gulped while mom looked at him coldly. "Tony, remember that day you thought you were alone in the Tower." she said with no emotion. Ok, mom, pick me up I'm scared.

"Natasha, please no." Tony begged.

Mom had a sinister smile on her face. "Tell us what you were doing."

"Romanoff, i hope you end up in hell for this!" he exhaled a long breath. "I was wearing my Captain America secret pajamas and playing with his shield in the gym. I thought i was alone, BUT THIS FUCKING INVISISBLE NINJA WAS THERE. HIDDEN. COMPLETELY UNSEEN BY THE NORMAL EYE!" he pointed at mom. "Happy now, Romanoff? All of you found my little secret. I don't dislike Capitan America. I grew up with my father and godmother Peggy telling stories about him, ok?" Tony kicked the shield with his foot,his face red.

"If you don't like your secrets to be spilled out, then don't force others to do that." mom crossed her arms.

"You will pay for that." Tony pointed at mom and quickly Yelena, Alexei, Nadenka gave him the "do you have a dead wish" look and dad tensed.

"I got used to that look, assassins." Tony said rather calm. I'm surprised. "Let's not forget who has the most secrets. Even , you.." he pointed at Yelena. "were a secret not so long ago." and then took a seat.

"Family, this is a friendly game night, let's not start -" I try to calm down the conflict.

"Bring it on, Tony! What secret can you have on me? Like you daid. I am a spy. I know to keep my darkest secrets."

"Nope. I had enough. This is why we banned Game night at the Tower and changed it to Movie night. Told you this is a bad idea." Pepper got up from the couch with baby Morgan . "Laura you're coming?"

"Shouldn't we stop them? "Aunt Laura asked.

" Nah, Pandora's box had been opened." she moved her glaze to mom.

"Good point. Call us when we need to call the ambulance or fireman!"

Is bad that i want to go with them.

Natasha's Pov

What can he ask me? Nothing. He doesn't have anything on me. And i can beat this serum.

"Who's next?"

"Me." Maria said. She spins the bottle and it lands on Mj. "Um.... what should I ask you?... um... favorite Avenger?"

"Natasha."

Me? Really?

"Why her?" Tony asked.

"Because she's fucking awesome!I always liked her since the alien invasion! She's so cool. If the dictionary need a definition for the most awesome person ever born, her photo would be there. She's so badass.. and gracious while she is badass . Have you see her ballet-fighting? I did.I am the one who wrote that book with red ink and put it in the school. She's the-"

Don't cry, Natasha. Don't cry. Feelings, don't rise, stay in your dark and low place!

" Ok, i got it. You like her. Why? I am badass too. Thor is even more awesome. He has powers, she doesn't. "
I don't need powers to make your pee. your pants.

" Exactly. She's more badass than you without powers. And, let's make an exemple :who would be harder :Thor vs a giant alien or Natasha vs a giant alien. "

" Natasha. "

" Both of them win. But, she just does tbat using her skills and intelligence."

I see Tony rolling his eyes. Can this girl be more amazing?

" Ok, who's next? "

" Me! Me! "Peter said with full enthusiasm. He's adorable!

The bottle landed on Nadenka.

" What's your opinion about me? "

Shit!

" You are innocent and full of life like a labrador. I don't understand most of you are saying like <<sus>> and that weord music you do in the vents,or why Lego is fun, or why Star Wars is important, but you are... nice. Still, with horrible fashion taste. Dress better, clown! "

" Aww, thank you tomato! "

" I will kill you in your sleep. "she said totally serious, so...

" Nady, no. Don't you dare. "

" It wouldn't be hard... "

" No. "

" Fine. "

" Who's next? "Peter asked.

" Gimme to me! "Yelena took the bottle and spin it." Fury.... a man of misteries... um... you are bald.When you wash your face.. how far up do you go? "

Her face serious. She asked that. I repeat, her face totally serious.

" Natasha, do you remember that when you came to SHIELD, Clint told you i was a pirate and you asked me if i work part time as a pirate? Remember when I told you it was the stupidest question someone asked me? It is not anymore. I told my secrets once, i had enough. "Fury gets up and Maria follows. I don't miss that Fury gaves Nadenka socks, that leave her confused.

" Bye, Nat! Tell the others a mission is coming! "

" Am I next? "Alexei asked.

" Of course, dear. "Yelena gave him the bottle.

It landed on Felicia. Alexei, don't ask her that. It's personal,I'm sure.

" Felicia, what are you hiding behind that face mask? You may be a good lier, but not an expert. "

AND HE DID IT!MADE SHE TALK ABOUT SOMETHING PERSONAL WITHOUT HER WILL! MY IDIOT BROTHER, EVERYONE!

"I think i should leave now."

"Felicia, don't." Peter pleaded.

"Peter, i want to leave. I wasn't supposed to stay here anyway. I wanted to run away as Black Cat and necer come back! That mask was an goodbye gift! But you had to invite me inside!" she shouted.

"What do you hide behind the mask?" Yelena, Alexei and me asked about it at the same time.

"A FUCKING SCAR MY MOTHER GAVE IT TO ME! HAPPY?!" she ran crying. I get up to go after her, but Alexei stopped me

"It's my fault. Let me fix it."

"I'll come too.Continue your game! " Yelena left.

"I guess it's my turn." Pietro spined the bottle. "Ok,Clint tell me..... which avengers is the scariest."

"Thor."

Thor? That ray of sunshine? Always happy and talking loidly? He? The scariest? I expected to be me.

"Why?" i ask.

"One morning, Thor was in the kitchen and i asked him what he wanted to eat. He replied <<I want to eat the unborn. >>.He meant a boiled egg. "

"Ok, my turn." Steve said. "What do you think  can be improved about the Avengers  to be a better team?" he asked Bruce.

"Tony and his late text on that stupid chat group about you and Natasha."

The what about me and my Steve?

"BRUCE!" Tony said panicked.

"It was the truth serum!" i see him turning a little green and rans out of the room.

Clint looks down.

"Clint." I say.

"Um... i better go help Bruce to don't Hulk out."

"No, you don't leave mister!" I put myself in front of him . "Tell. NOW!"

"Ok. When you started to show that you like Steve, me and Tony made a chat group where we talked about you."

BETRAYALLLL!!

"And you didn't told me? You did this behind my back?"

"Romanoff, at least you don't know about the photos." Tony smiled at me. he kbows more than I thought.That's why he was so sure about the fact that i have a secret. What photos?

Clint looked down.

"A group chat without me and Steve?WHY WERE YOU WHISPERING  FAM. BEHIND OUR BACKS?"

"I better go." he went past he.

Tony was smiling.

I go back to my seat and act like nothing happend. I don't want to give him this satisfaction.

"I guess it's my turn." Bruce took the bottle. "Natasha, what was the worst trip you ever had? I heard you and Clint once tried to visit all Europe."

"The worst.... I think Romania. I wanted to see vampires. I even took garlic in my bag! There were none. I asked Alexei and even he couldn't find one. Total disappointment. But Clint adopted a dog from there and borrowed, now his cow, Lilly Sparkle ."

"How did he stole a cow?" Peter asked.

"We ride it. The people at the border looked weird at us.Alomost called the police, but Clint did his best cowboy voice and they let us go, thinking we were crazy."

"Sorry you couldn't find vampires Nat." Steve said.

"Why are you apologizing?"

"I killed  Count Dracula during war.And his whole army of vampires."

He. Did. What?

"They are not cool. Didn't lose anything fun."

He fought the undead and it was... nothing cool?

"That's awesome!" Nadenka said. She.. she.. she never told me i was awesome. She never was that excited.

Suddenly, all the children are surrounding him with questions.

"Let's spin the bottle." Tony smirked. I will erase that smile!

It landed on me. Like this serum will work on me. I'm trained to lie—

"Who would you chose? Bucky or Steve?"

That's his big scheme? It's easy. And i started to worry about it.

The truth serum doesn't need to have an effect on me to answer this.

"Bucky."

Easy. Stark should worry about my next question.

Wait—something is not right. Why is he smiling. Why everyone look at me?Why Steve doesn't smile anymore?

"Natasha, you said <<Bucky >>." Bruce whispers.

I. Did. What!

No,it's impossible. I said.... oh, shit!

"You love Bucky more than me." Steve said.

Shit! Shit! Shit!

"We better live." Pietro pushed everyone out of the living room.

"Steve...i....general excuse. "

"You just said<<general excuse>>?"

"I panicked!O.. i didn't know the serum was better than me! "

"So you lied that you loved me?"

"No, i... um... "

"Why do you love him and not me?"

"Since i remembered everything.. it all mixed together in my head. I love you both. He was there for me in my darkest times, you were there for me in my happiest memories, i love him and you! I don't know."

"He's dead and you still love him? "

"And what if he is not alive? You are not the father of my children, but you act like one! WE ARE NOT EVEN MARRIED!"

"MARRY ME!"

"I WILL!"

Wait—

What just happened?

Did he proposed to me?

I just accepted?

Steve's Pov.

Wait—

What just happened?

Did i just  proposed to her?

She just accepted?

We both take a seat on the couch.We both look ahead of us.

"So..." we both start and then laugh.

"Me first. I would love to be your bride and i love you."

"Are you sure? I  have to understand that you are not ready to go move—"

"I love you. Let's get married." she kissed me. "But we tell the others after Pepper's wedding. I don't want to steal her spotlight..ok?"

"Everything you want."

"Steve, Natasha, don't ruin your relationship just—" Pepper came with a slipper in her hand and Peter, Nadenka, Miles, Mj, and Pietro. "Oh,you...are you ok?"

"Yeah, we sorted things out." Natasha smiled. Her smile is so beautiful.

"Ok, then.... i guess everyone go to sleep and your home?" Pepper left and the kids went to their homes and rooms.

Now that we are alone...

"Steve."

"Natasha."

"Do you want a romantic activity."

"We both think the same thing?"

"Hack their phones —"

"And find  the group chat—"

"And revenge!I love how we finish each other sentence. Let's gooo! " she grabs my hand and we rush to Tony's lab.

Natasha's Pov

Ahh, what is more romantic than making  revenge with your loved one?



















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