Tony👑:

MY GOD! I AM KEEPING THIS. I AM KEEPING THEM ALL, BIRDBRAIN!

You know Nat will kill you

If she finds out about it.... what song would you like at your funeral?

Clint😎:

If you talk, you are a dead man, ANTHONY! I know where you live.

Tony👑:

I don't fear you. Chill, i won't tell nothing because.... Natasha will kill me also  just for knowing about this chat.

Bruce🥽:

Just for my safety, i will keep my mouth shut,but i still believe is not nice what are you doing behind their backs.

Tony👑:

You know what? I think they have a lot in common. I think they would be cute together.

Tony👑:

He is beauty
He is grace
He is Mr. United States!

Clint😎:

Really funny, Tony. But I'm better.

Tony👑:

They are made for each other 💕💕

The greatest idea crossed through my mind.

I know it's fucking 3 am, but....

Guys, Looooookkkk!

I came with this couple  suits concept. I tried to keep Red's  dark  blending thing and Steve's patriotism. What do you think?

Clint😎:

I regret everything i did.

Bruce🥽:

TONY, GO TO SLEEP!

Tony👑:

No. How do we call them?

SteveNat?
Stevhasa?
Capwidow?
BlackAmerica?
Natheve?
Rogenoff?
Rogoff?
Romaners?
Romangers?

Clint😎:

They sound horrible.

Tony👑:

Found it!

Romanogers! It's perfect! I'm a genius!

Bruce🥽:

Go to sleep or i tell Pepper to take the slipper and go down to your lab.

Tony👑:

Not the slipper!

Fineeeeeeeeeeeeeee......

Godnight. I hope both  sides of your pillow are warm, Brucie!

Tony👑:

Hey!

Red asked Cap to a coffee.

Clint😎:

Don't be too happy. It ended in a lecture for Natasha about how much coffee she drinks.

Tony👑:

🤣🤣🤣🤣

I bet 100 dollars it will take a lot of time for them to kiss. Like 20 years.

Clint😎:

Bet. I know Natasha and if she wants, she can kiss him.

Clint😎:

Remember our bet from 3 weeks ago?

PAY!

BAM!

Told you. Nothing stops Natasha when she wants something.

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"I will kill Clint and Tony."i say and look at Steve.

" I will help. "

" Didn't know that Captain America had a dark side. "

" No, we will do what Bucky called... karma. Still, no killing. And except from the photos.... i found out i was Tony's six pick for bestman. "

" Well, i expected Rodney to be the bestman. Wait—six? Ok. Rodney, Happy... maybe Bruce? "i counted on my fingers. " wouldn't you be the next?"

"I know!I need your tech skills for that to work . "

"Glad to help."

" And a lot of embarrassing photos."

Tony's Pov

It's morning.I see Pepper and Morgan sleeping and i carefully get out of bed I see that i am alive, i still have my hair and it is bot dyed. I guess Romanoff had a fight wirh Rogers or something because she didn't revenged on me.

I am the first one in the living room and i decide to enjoy this peaceful morning before Red kills me. I turn on the TV to watch the amazing news reports about the amazing  me like i always —

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!

"ROMANOFF! "

I can't believe she did this. That's too low even for her. I can't believe her. She did—agghhhh!

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Iron-genius:

Romanoff!

Scaryspider:

Yes. Did something happen?

Iron-genius:
Don't play innocent!

What is this!

Scaryspider:

This is what happens when you talk behind my back!

Iron-genius:

The whole word  talks about this!

Birdbrain:

🤣🤣🤣🤣Is this from that time when you lost that bet😂😂😂😂old times

I'm so sorry for you.

Iron-genius:

She marked you too, buddy.

Birdbrain:

Why me, Tasha?

Scaryspider :

Next time don't share personal photos with me!

Iron-genius

But that was between us! The whole  word is talking about this!

Fossil :

But we didn't know about the photos like you didn't know about this ones. We are even.

Dr. Science :

Natasha, the Avengers have an image to keep. You can't just post photos like that.

Scaryspider:

Of course you are on their side!

You didn't have problems when they were sharing photos about us without our consent!

You could have told us, but you decided to watch and be quiet!

Fossil :

Exactly!

Iron-genius:

Of course you support your girlfriend 🙄

Fossil :

Because she is right.

Iron-genius:

Right? To humiliate us in front of the whole word!

Dr. Science :

Maria called. We have a mission. The undercover agent found out the location of the terrorist base.

Let's go.

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I can't believe what she did. I should have  kicked her out of the jet to swim all the way there.

"Five minutes until we land." she said.

"If you drove faster we would have been already there."

"Well, Tony.... next time you fly!Or you could talk behind my back and leave me at the Tower! "

"MAYBE I WILL!"

Peter's Pov

"Ok, as may know, the Avengers had a fight and... it doesn't look good." I say to Gwen, Miles, Mj and Nadenka. I turn on the TV.

"It's bad, man! People are talking every about it. Instagram, Facebook, Twitter... everywhere." Miles said.

"My boss send me a message to write an article with the title<<Spiderman steals Black Widow's identity and creates a fake website with photoshot photos>>."Mj said.

Come on! That man can never leave me alone!

"Great title." Gwen told us.

"I need to work on it."

"What about <<Spiderman bring the Avengers back together >>" I told them. "Ok, I have a plan to make be a team again."

"Does it involve killing somone?" Nadenka asked, playing with a butterfly knife from mom.

"Um... yes, actually... kind of."

"Really?" She dropped the knife and then smiled. "Then it might work."

Natasha's Pov

We landed. Finally! I couldn't stand to the same room with Tony anymore.

"What's the rush, Romanoff?Going to make an website about the base before we get there? "

"Tony, i already feel sick from breathing the same air with you, so... could you shut up."

"At least he doesn't made us to get on TV!" Clint shouted. I had enough. I can do the mission just with Steve's help.

I go ahead and Steve follows me. We easily enter the base, fight some guards and arrived in the computers room.

"Romanoff, where are you?!" Clint shouted through his comms.

Romanoff? Ok, second name basis. FINE!

"Well, Barton, i am doing my job and finishing the mission. What are you doing?Gossiping behind someone's back about their relationship because you are annoyed?Even if i listened you all the time when you started dating Laura! "

"Well, at least Laura and me both knew we love each other! FOR YOU AND STEVE TOOK SO LONG TO EVEN HOLD HANDS!It was suffering to watch! "

"We were careful!We didn't want to rush things! " Steve said.

"Yeah, Grandpa! Like in the 30s!We are not in stone age anymore!And what to rush? I saw snail fater than yoir relationship! " Tony shouted.

"Sorry, not all of us are playboys and we are actual men!" Steve responded.

Good one, love!

"You say i am not a man? "

"Are you?All i see is just a kid who cries after his parents . I small boy who disappointed his father! " I shout.

"THAT'S IT!" i hear and a blast blows the wall next to me,where i see Ironman on the other side.

"You want to fight?"

"And all i see is a little girl who was raised to resolve all her problems with violence and it's scared when something so foreign as love appears in her life so she was the careful one, not STEVE! <<Public displays of affection make people uncomfortable>>? WHO WASN'T BRAVE ENOUGH TO KISS STEVE SO SHE MAKE AN EXCUSE TO BE PART OF A MISSION BECAUSE MISSIONS ARE SOMETHING YOU ARE COMFORTABLE WITH AND NOT LOVE! "

" SHUT UP! "I go to shot that idiot, stupid, brainless can of metal!

Guard no. 356 Pov:

" Should we... stop them? " i look at Adam.

" No,idiot!You should leave before they catch us! "

" Idiots! You are both idiots! The are the Avengers! Earth Mightiest heroes! In our base fighting against each other! YOU KNOW HOW MANY LIKES WOULD THIS VIDEO WITH THEM HAVE!? "Tom came with his smartphone, filming everything.

This guy is only about profit.

Bruce's Pov

The bad guys escaped an hour ago... but they are still fighting. What should i do? Even Fury called us to return back!

"Hey...um..team? could we stop fighting?" I say, but they ignore me.

THAT'S IT! YOU CAN IGNORE BRUCE, BUT YOU CAN'T IGNORE HULK!

Ok, big man, be ready to solve a fight for the first time in your—

"Fury called. We are in trouble. Let's go idiots! I missed the mission because of you!" Natasha said and went to the jet together with Steve.

Natasha's Pov

When we arrived to the SHIELD headquarters, i could feel  all the eyes on us. I see a few agents giggling while we are passing past them. What is this about?

We enter Fury's office. I see Fury's face. We are dead. I didn't saw that face since Clint brought me in.

"Earth Mightiest Idiots!" he threw a pen at us. It hit Tony in the face. I love Fury.

"What have gotten into you all! Natasha! First you humiliated your team with an website full of embarrassing photos, then you all started fighting against each other!" he rubbed his temples. "It's already hard for me to rebuild SHIELD since I found out Hydra infiltrated it. I don't need you to fight like children! Now the whole world is questioning if the  Avengers are good to protect them!  Bugle already printed newspapers with<<Avengers are becoming a menace? Spider-Man involved. >>"he slapped the newspaper on the desk. He then show us a video with us fighting from the mission.

" The thieves managed to run away and film you. This is total proof of incompetence. "he said coldly." Get back together. Out. "Fury pointed at the door.

Now i get why everyone was looking at us. Great. Now we are the whole world's joke.

" Hope you are happy Romanoff! "Tony said.

" I didn't started it. "

" Yeah?! But sure you ended it. You ended the Avengers. "

" Dont you—"he put his palm in front of my face and answered his comm. Somone wants to be Bucky-ed.

I decide to don't cut his hand when i see him become so pale.

" Tony, what's wrong? "

" Jarvis...the kids... the  Tower was attacked! "he said between breaths.

WHAT?!