(Y/N): I chimed in with the haven't you people ever heard of closing the god damn door, no? *Y/N kicked open the door with his arms extended open* (Azazel): your late Y/N (Y/N): am I truly late or are you guys simply early?

Flashback

(Mephisto): AND THAT FOLKS IS THE LAST TEST (Y/N): finally (Denji): have y'all thought about a head teacher? (Yuji): its between Mephisto and Azazel (Issei): yeah I'm not tryna be under Makima (Y/N): is she horrible? (Denji): NO SHE'S AN ANGEL THAT WAS SENT DOWN HERE BY GOD (Yuji): I don't know about that one Denji (Issei): yeah she just gives off a weird feeling (Y/N): what do you mean?

(Issei): It's not describable I might just fear her (Desdia): sounds like you're a pussy (Issei): I AM NOT A PUSSY (Rias): well we won't get the results until tomorrow, so how about we head to the cafeteria? (Y/N): I can't I have a business meeting to attend for my boss (Yuji): you have a job? (Y/N): licensed hunter its honest work and its fun (Denji): oh who do you work for then? (Y/N): Pandemonica.

*everyone sat there quiet as they slowly moved away from Y/N* (Y/N): Yeah I would also back up considering how dangerous she is

Time Skip

(Y/N): That's why if we invest in these guys here *Y/N was standing in the middle of the conference room surrounded by others as he pointed his stick towards the screen* (Y/N): we would have potential to make a decent amount of money (Y/N): what they're doing right now might not seem like something important but I'm sure down the road it will be *Y/N clicked a button turning off the screen*.

(Y/N): Any questions? *someone raised their hand as Y/N pointed at them* (Random demon): How will this affect Lebrons legacy (Y/N): It will make him ball even harder on the court until he is in his hundreds *everyone clapped as Y/N shook some peoples hands and walked into a room that was filled with papers* (Y/N): Pandemonica you in there? *Y/N grabbed some paper off a desk as he dug his hand into the pile*.

(Y/N): Gun devil sightings what the hell is this? *Y/N looked at Pandemonica who stared at him as he held her by her coat* (Pandemonica): Its a highly dangerous devil since humans are constantly scared of guns (Y/N): explain (Pandemonica): some demons are able to grow stronger due to fear which is why the gun devil is so dangerous (Y/N) fear huh.. (Pandemonica): anyways how did the meeting go, I hope you didn't fuck it up badly.

(Y/N): It went better than expected I convinced them enough to put even more funds into the business I told you about (Pandemonica): your good with business *Y/N shrugged as Pandemonica drunk her coffee* (Pandemonica): I'm more surprised you found a business that is actually worth investing in (Y/N): wasn't that hard if you have some experience with investing.

(Pandemonica): Which brings me to the topic of how do you experience investing (Y/N): I've had to do a tad bit of investing in my time (Pandemonica): nice to see your not just all muscles and have a brain in there (Y/N): yeah yeah anyways this place doesn't seem to stop growing does it? (Pandemonica): actually its gone down a bit *Pandemonica looked around as Y/N raised his eyebrow confused* (Y/N): it doesn't seem like any paper has been done.

(Pandemonica): No it has I'm sure but I don't know who did it *Pandemonica shrugged and drunk more of her coffee and looked at her watch* (Pandemonica): anyways off to school you go, I'll see you and Desdia when you both come for work (Y/N): see you later honey (Pandemonica): on second thought mind staying for a bit to help me clean my mace *Y/N took off running as Pandemonica shook her head and looked around*.

(Pandemonica): Yeah I'm sure there is less paperwork than usual.

At School

(Y/N): Des who did you get? (Desdia): I got Makima (Y/N): damn I feel bad for you Lil sis (Desdia): hang yourself (Y/N): that hypnosis magic don't work on a real one (Y/N): anyways Imma fuck with you during lunch time *Y/N and Desdia did a handshake ending with a fist bump and walked off towards their respect classes* (Y/N): so this is the class I'm in I wonder who my teacher is going to b-oh Azazel (Azazel): Yo.

*Issei and Koneko walked inside and sat down as Issei grabbed the paper on his desk*(Issei): A TEST THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL!? (Azazel): Its nothing crazy I'm just checking your knowledge *the class got full in a matter of seconds as Azazel stood up* (Azazel): welcome students welcome I'm gonna be your head teacher Mr.Azazel and your most likely wondering what's this paper on your desk *Azazel raised the paper and swung it back and forth* (Azazel): its just a test nun too crazy.

*Y/N shrugged as he started working on it but decided to look at Issei to see how he was doing* (Issei): Y/N my homie I'm cooked gang

*Y/N chuckled as he finished his test but felt more than one person staring at him*

(Azazel): Cerberus stop staring at him, and focus on your test (Cerberus): we're sorry not gonna happen again

(Y/N): demon doggo's *Y/N heard a familiar sound as he turned around* (Y/N): did I hear Bloodborne? (Y/N): and I do smell vodka? *Y/N turned around staring at the person behind him for a bit before they sighed and looked up* (??): what the fuck do you want? (Y/N): we taking a whole ass test and you drinking Vodka and playing video games? (??): Your point being?

(Y/N): This class is weird (??): your one to talk *Azazel clapped his hands as he stood up* (Azazel): great everyone is done, now we can move onto the fun stuff (??): like learning how to trap someone in your basement? (Y/N): what? *Y/N looked in front of him as Issei learned towards him* (Issei): that's Modeus daughter of Asmodeus (Y/N): why she got hearts around her head?

(Issei): Why do you think she wanna learn how to trap someone in her basement (Y/N): forget I even asked *Issei nodded and leaned back into his chair as Y/N's eyes drifted towards the window of the class* (Azazel): Alright everyone attendance time (Azazel): Issei? (Issei): I'm here (Azazel): Modeus? *Azazel looked at Modeus who was staring at Y/N* (Azazel): aww Y/N I think she wants to be friends.

(Y/N): I think not (Azazel): anyways Y/N is present, Cerberus? *they all jumped up* (Cerberus): HERE! (??): so damn loud (Azazel): Good now is Malina here? (Malina): yeah yeah (Azazel): where's your sister? (Malina): Ion know skipping class most likely *as she said that the door opened as Judgement walked in holding someone*.

(Azazel): Good morning Judgement, and Ms.Zdrada (Judgement): she thought she could hide from me (Zdrada): WHICH I WAS HAHAHAH *Y/N waved his hand back and forth as smoke slowly got in his face* (??): Y/N~ *Y/N felt arms wrap around him as demons appeared as he looked around* (Y/N): begone *Y/N swung his arm causing a gust of wind blowing the smoke away* (Zdrada): how interesting, not every day I see someone get rid of my illusions just by swinging their arm.

(Y/N): That's what all of this is? *Y/N looked around seeing Issei with a perverted face and smiling as Y/N shook his head* (Zdrada): your the kid who fought Judgement (Y/N): I am (Zdrada): I wanna try something now *she chuckled before taking her cigarette out her mouth* (Zdrada): lets try it out. 

Meanwhile with Desdia

(Desdia): (I just had to get placed in Makima's hands) *she was sitting in class as everyone was silent as she looked around spotting Amelia* (Desdia): you keep staring at me she's gonna catch on (Amelia): but isn't she supposed to be teaching us? (Makima): okay class lets start with an ice breaker since you all are going to be in the same dorm.

(Desdia):(I should have watched Harry Potter with Y/N fudge) (Makima): lets started with Denji (Denji): of course miss Makima, anyways I'm Denji and I'm miss Makima's student (??): OF COURSE YOU DUMBASS (Denji): SHUT UP POWER (Makima): now now you two lets not get to out of hand please *they both stopped fighting each other and sat down* (Makima): Amelia? (Amelia): HI I'M AMELIA! *she waved her hand while standing up as people snickered and Desdia face palmed*.

(Makima): nice to meet you (Makima): and Desdia voyage (Desdia): huh? *she stopped staring outside as everyone looked at her* (Makima): please pay attention Ms.Voya-(Desdia): not a voyage anymore I'm just Desdia (Makima): if that is what you wish then I shall call you by that name (Makima): Koneko? (Koneko): here (Makima): and power *power shot up knocking her desk over*.

(Power): FEAR NOT MISS MAKIMA THE GREAT POWER IS HERE! (Null): fucking weirdo (Makima): Mr Null please watch your mouth *Null looked away as Denji smacked the back of power's neck while lifting up her desk* (Desdia):(this class is gonna be hell... and we're in hell) (Amelia): hey Des you think we're gonna see generic? (Desdia): I'm more than sure she should be in my brothers class I saw her walking in there.

(Desdia): my question is where did Yuji go?

Meanwhile in Mephisto class

(Yuji): So you mess with goth girls and girls with big asses (Michael): yes bro I fuck with ass but I also mess with thighs you feel me? (Yuji): I can respect that I can respect that *Yuji and Michael dapped each other up as they both nodded* (Yuji): so how did you get placed into this school? (Michael): uhhh Mephisto did (Yuji): oh so like me (Michael and Yuji): WE TWINS! (Mephisto): isn't that lovely look at these guys class they are already best friends.

(??): I'm still trying to figure out how I got placed in this class (Mephisto): aww Kim cheer up dear I may or may not have pulled some strings (Kim): so you rigged it basically (Mephisto): RIGGED!? you wound me Kim with such words (Mephisto): I'm hurt really (Kim): forget I said anything (Mephisto): apology accepted Kim.

(Mephisto): Now kids let us begin our f-*an explosion happened as everyone looked outside seeing smoke*

back with Y/N

(Judgement): fuck I should have took her cigarettes *Judgement shook her head as she stared at the hole in the wall* (Judgement): not even a day in and they broke the damn wall..

*she leapt outside as Y/N came soaring through the air and Judgement caught him upside down and then turned him upwards and placed him on the ground* (Y/N): you see guys that's called being awesome (Judgement): where is Zdrada? (Zdrada): GOOD MORNING SLEEPY JUDGEMENT HOW WAS IT!? (Judgement): seems I didn't get it through your head the first time (Y/N): well I think she's dead *Judgement cracked her knuckles as someone blew a whistle and everyone looked in the middle seeing Azazel wearing a referee outfit*.

(Azazel): Flag on the play on Judgement,Zdrada,Modeus,Cerberus,Y/N and Malina (Malina): WHAT THE HELL DID I DO!? (Azazel): you drowned someone in Vodka and set them on fire because they messed up your game (Malina): fuck (Azazel): oh and I feel like I'm forgetting someone else *Y/N sensed someone and looked towards his right spotting someone behind a rock*.

(Y/N): why does she look so famili-*Y/N felt something in his head click as he saw an image in his head as he clenched it* (Y/N):(AH WHO THE HELL IS SHE!?) (Azazel): oh right Generic, you missed attendance meaning detention for you also (Generic): okay.. *she walked from behind the rock sulking*.

Time Skip

(Y/N): I don't really deserve to be here *Y/N was sitting in a room with the others* (Judgement): you put a hole in the wall (Y/N): that was her first of all, I simply jumped out of it to prevent her from destroying things (Zdrada): guilty as charged *she blew out some smoke as Y/N fanned his hand* (Y/N): hey Generic right? *she looked around before looking at Y/N* (Generic): me?

(Malina): No one else name is fucking Generic (Zdrada): the fuck typa name is Generic anyways (Y/N): who are you? and why do I feel like I know you? (Generic): I-I don't know! (Generic):I thought the same thing (Y/N): so you feel like you know me? (Generic): Y-Yeah *Azazel walked in as he sat down* (Azazel): how are we doing everyone? (Judgement): I have sinners to punish detention is the last place I should be.

(Zdrada): Womp Womp (Y/N): is she always so bitchy? (Malina): that's what she is a bitchy demon *Y/N looked at Zdrada as she shrugged* (Azazel): anyways detention isn't why I'm here (Cerberus): then why? (Azazel): THIS IS THE FIRST TEAM MEETING! (Malina): I never agreed to join this fucking team (Azazel): lifetime of Vodka (Malina): so what is this team about?

(Y/N): Switch up is crazy, also why is Modeus here? (Modeus): Because I did his test and was the only demon in the lust ring to pass (Y/N): exactly why she shouldn't be here (Azazel): look Y/N I know your scared of lust and Modeus but look she's harmless.

(Y/N): How the hell can she do that? (Azazel): told you she was harmless *Azazel turned around as Modeus leaned over quickly* (Modeus): your mine if you run or tell anyone I'm going to break your kneecaps and put you in my dungeon (Y/N):(I miss Beelzebub).

(Beelzebub): ACHOO wonder who's talking about me?

End of chapter