Percy's Pov

After the gang literally jumped me they dragged me to the Poseidon cabin which was our usual hangout spot.

Leo joined us soon after with a large pack of skittles in hand, which was quite risky, but the cabin's leoproof so it's fine

"I'm so glad you're back Perce" Thalia said grinning brightly "But where's Nico?"

"Here" said person popped out of the shadows frightening a slightly drunk Dakota

"Nico, what did we say about popping out of nowhere?" a flaming Leo asked as he shoved another handful of skittles in his mouth

"The same thing we told you about eating skittles" Nico retorted with a raised eyebrow

"...Fuck you dude" Leo muttered

I laughed at Nico's twitching face and was about to start another conversation when the door to the cabin slammed open, revealing a very pissed Andrew Chase

"Perseus Jackson" he growled

"That's my name" I said messing with a flaming strand of Leo's hair

"What is the meaning of this?"

"What the fuck are you talking about?" I asked irritated

"Mother, we're hungry" Niko whined appearing on my lap, Athan appearing at my side

"Boys, you're 17 for fuck's sake, stop behaving like little kids" I said pouting, they just snuggled closer to me

"Who're they?" Andrew asked

"My sons"

"Mother, who's this son of a bitch?" Niko asked curious

"Don't say that, he looks like a son of Athena so calling him a son of a bitch is actually indirectly insulting Athena" Athan scolded

"Oh, sorry Athena" Niko mumbled

"To answer your question, that's your father" I deadpanned slyly stealing a bit of Leo's skittles

"You're telling me that this dude is our scumbag of a father?" Niko asked as he eyed Andrew

"Mhm" I replied, my friends nodding in reply

"Oh" they chorused
"Since when were they my kids?" Andrew growled

"Since you got me pregnant with them" I retorted

 
"Percy, stop trying to make me take responsibility for children that aren't mine, I know you cheated on me"

"Oh my Chaos. Are you for real right now? Andy, you're obviously the cheater here and yet you accuse me of cheating?"

"Look man" Niko stood from my lap and towered over Andrew, since when was he this tall? "I and Athan came here to protect mom and to ask you to divorce her"

"What?"

"You heard my brother, we've already prepared the papers, all you need to do is sign them" Athan shoved a stack of papers into Andrew's arms "we don't need alimony, we just need you to let go of mom's life, you're making her suffer"

"She had to reject a number of sensible men because she's still bound by marriage to you, so sign it, the faster you sign it the faster you can get together with your bitch"

"I would never divorce P-"

"Speak my mother's name and you're dead"

He froze and under Athan's glare, quickly signed the papers and left

"And you are officially a single woman" Niko announced grinning

 
"What just happened?" I asked not comprehending

 
"Your sons just dissed Andy and forced him to divorce you" Nico stated looking proud "I raised them well"

"You? I and Luke did most of the work, all you did was watch" Leo argued

"Oh hush"

 
And an argument broke out

"My babies, you've done well"

"Yay, mom's not mad"

I rolled my eyes and left the cabin to look for Chiron

AN: here's an update, hope y'all like it
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