ODEYA RUSH AS DYLAN LOCKHART
" whats the point of having a voice, if you won't use it? "

ALEX OVECHKIN AS HIMSELF
" roses are red, violets are blue, i've got five fingers and the middle ones for you, gary bettman "

ANDRE BURAKOVSKY AS HIMSELF
" i want to help. plus alex invited me, something about me being his apprentice and needing to learn "

SIDNEY CROSBY AS HIMSELF
" geno told me to come, so i did. but now that i know what this is, i'd much rather be with nate "

EVGENI MALKIN AS HIMSELF
" i go, sid goes. where i go? olympics. "

JOHN TAVARES AS HIMSELF
" i just do as im told "

ANDREW LADD AS HIMSELF
" i tell him what to do "

PATRICK KANE & JONATHAN TOEWS
AS THEMSELVES
" we dont want to piss anyone off. yeah we want to go, but we're really here to see laddy "

MARK SHEIFELE AS HIMSELF
" yeah i just really like hockey - oh hey look it's andy ladd! had NO IDEA you were gonna be here "

JAMIE BENN & TYLER SEGUIN
AS THEMSELVES
" yeah, i wanna go to the olympics, and jamie here does too. ain't that right j? hell yeah it is "

STEVEN STAMKOS AS HIMSELF
" first i dont make the cut. then i break myself. yes, this year, regardless of what happens, i am going to the olympics. "

JONATHAN QUICK AS HIMSELF
" lets make things clear. im gonna come and help and we're all gonna work together and lalala. when we go to the olympics, i am going to destroy you canada "

CAREY PRICE AS HIMSELF
" not a chance america, my good looks and skill will put your QUICKness to rest "

COREY CRAWFORD AS HIMSELF
" fuckin' right chicago! "

DREW DOUGHTY AS HIMSELF
" sup, your fav has arrived "

CONNOR MCDAVID, AUSTON MATTHEWS, & OTHER YOUNG STARS
AS THEMSELVES

" yes, we're young and wanna play in the olympics, but we also don't wanna overstep, because we're so youn- "

" oh god, yeah nope, count me in- if i can get someone fired, i can sure as hell get us to the olympics "

OTHER PLAYERS AS THEMSELVES

" thanks guys, thanks for the invite to join you're little dream team cult thingy or whatever you have going on in that house "

[authors note]
so i went a lil overboard,
whoops. others will be in
the story, they may not play
such a significant role
as ovechkin, but backstrom
and many others will make
an appearance :))