Random bullshit

Robert is 16 years old


Robert: hey dad I'm hungry


Gaege: Hello Hungry, I'm Dad


Robert: I'm serious


Gaege: No you're Hungry


Robert: You can't be serious


Gaege: of course I'm not serious I'm Dad


*Robert smile out of anger while looking dead at his dad's eyes


*Next Skit!*




*Mully came in* (Play the video up)


Gaege: welcome to bread bank, we sell bread we sell loafs, we got bread on deck, bread on floo. TOASTED, roas-


Mully: Bro STFU


Mully: Listen I just need a baguette and a brioche 


Gaege: we don't have either of those, you can get the gluten-free white bread, the potato bread-


Mully: what the fuck is gluten, take that shit out


Gaege: It's gluten free


Mully: I don't care if it's free


Gaege: I swear on your fuckin YEEZYS, If you wanna fite we gon fite


Mully: you tryna be on WORLD STAR?


Gaege: what you gonna record it?


Mully: ye, I got my dollar store camera ON


Eddie: what the fucken SITUAAAATION


Mully: what. the. fuck. do you want


Eddie: I'm the MF MANAGER


Mully: at the bread store?


Eddie: BREAD


Mully: tell him to take the MF gluten OUT THE BREAD


Eddie: I'm gonna need you to shut that BULLshit up chief, we can't take shit out the bread


Mully: why put it in the first place? I know y'all smoking that PACK


Eddie: we got crackers, no gluten


Mully: fuck crackers


Gaege: It's gluten free, you want the gluten or nah?


Mully: hell no, you better take the gluten out that damn shit 


Eddie: look we got whole wheat, gluten free, texas toast gluten free, TORTILLA


Mully: fuck all that, what bitch ass country are y'all from, WHERE THEY GOT THIS BULLSHIT AT


Gaege: Florida


Mully: I knew it


Gaege: look you can take the yeast or I'm going to call the police


Mully: I'm goin' WEAST


Eddie: nah don't call the police, I got a warrant


Mully: honestly fuck y'all, I ain't never seen nobody act like this over no bread


Eddie: what the fuck are you saying


Mully: all I'm saying is fuck y'alls bread, FUCK THE GLUTEN, AND FUCK DEM CRACKERS


Gaege: the crackers don't have gluten 


Mully: I'll take those


Gaege: ok that's gonna be 5- 


Mully: nah fuck that I ain't paying


*Mully walk to the door then leave slamming it

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