Chapter 5. Kosmos

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Ellis: Callum, I know you'll never forgive us for this, but we have someone from another dimension who wants to join

Janai: what

Lujanne: Wait, really?

Callum: ...

Aaravos: interesting

Ellis: You said it!

Ezran: Who is this person?

Ellis: her name is Kosmos imma add her to the chat right now

(Ellis added Kosmos to the chat)

Kosmos: Hi everyone!

Callum: hi

Ezran: hi

Rayla: hi

Aanya: hi

Everyone else: hi

Ellis: tell them where you're from!

Kosmos: I'm from a different dimension, the world outside of the show!

Ezran: What's life like outside?

Kosmos: it's pretty fun for me but compared to what exciting lives the characters in TDP live it would seem very boring

Callum: The fourth wall is officially and completely destroyed! Has been disintegrated into nothing without leaving a trace and is completely unrepairable!

Rayla: Sorry Callum...

Ellis: ...but this is interesting!

Callum: thanks for apologizing, but still, someone from outside of this dimension has literally crashed through the fabric of the fourth wall

Sol regem: typical human

(Sol regem was kicked from the chat)

Aaravos: I'm so sick of these arrogant, hypocritical, dragons

Viren: you said it

Ellis: Kosmos, can we ask you some questions?

Kosmos: I thought I'd be the one asking questions, but okay!

Ellis: Who is the best character and who is the worst character?

Kosmos: The best character is Aaravos and the worst character is Rayla!

Aaravos: LOL XD

Ellis: If the best character is an elf and the worst character is an elf, then who is the best and worst human?

Kosmos: the best human is Callum and the worst human is Aanya

Ellis: where do I go on the listing?

Kosmos: 2nd best human, 6th best character

Ellis: SWEET!!!!!!!

Kosmos: Just like the candy cane I'm chewing on right now! Mmm... peppermint! Fresh off our Christmas tree!

Lujanne: ???

Kosmos: Don't you have candy canes, peppermint, and christmas trees in TDP?

Janai: It's probably a human thing

Ellis: I know what candy canes, peppermint, and Christmas trees are!

Janai: case in point

Ellis: moving on, who is the best animal/mythical creature and who is the worst animal/mythical creature?

Kosmos: the best animal/mythical creature is Bait and the worst animal/mythical creature is Avizandum!

Bait: *glows happily*

Avizandum: RAGE! FURY! HOW DARE YOU-

(Avizandum was kicked from the chat)

Viren: frickin idiot

Ellis: Sol regem, Avizandum, and Khessa are kicked from the chat once again!

Aaravos: good riddance to all three of them

Janai: ...

Ezran: Sorry, Kosmos? Zym wants to know where he is on the ranking?

Kosmos: Azymondias is the 3rd best animal/mythical creature and the 10th best character!

Ellis: Kosmos, which of us characters can you best relate to?

Kosmos: I'm not really anything like any of you! I'm unique, and so are all of you! ...but I just did two personality quizzes and got Callum both times...

Callum: good answer

Ellis: LOL XD

Kosmos: there must be something wrong with the quizzes... personality quizzes are rigged

Callum: I thought I was the best human

Kosmos: Sorry Callum I didn't mean it that way

Callum: it's okay

Ellis: Anyway, we're out of questions, but do you have any questions?

Kosmos: I have so many, the end of season 3 left everyone with so many questions anxiously awaiting season 4, 5, 6, and 7! But unfortunately, you won't be able to tell me anything the show hasn't revealed!

Ellis: dang

Kosmos: Tell that to the creators and netflix! The Dragon Prince is more of a series of riddles than a fantasy show!

Ellis: How am I supposed to talk to the creators when I'm stuck in their show?

Kosmos: it was a JOKE

Ellis: ik LOL XD I wish I could though

Kosmos: Me too, but I have to leave now! Bye everyone! I hope I can come back to this chat again soon!

Everyone: bye

(Kosmos left the chat)

(Callum ended the chat)

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