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(26 people joined the chat)

Callum: Merry christmas guys

Ezran: Merry christmas!

Rayla: Merry christmas! Ez, that's a big christmas tree you've got there!

Ellis: LOL XD merry christmas people

Kosmos: Merry christmas, TDP characters!

Viren: before anything can start, we need an excuse to kick avizandum, sol regem, and khessa from the chat

Aaravos: it's more fun if you don't mention it

Khessa: WHY YOU-

(Viren kicked Khessa from the chat)

Viren: one down, two to go!

Avizandum: HOW DARE-

(Viren kicked Avizandum from the chat)

Viren: two down, one to go!

Sol regem: I SMELL-

(Viren kicked Sol regem from the chat)

Viren: All three down! Now, what was happening?

Runaan: YOU ARE-

(Viren kicked Runaan from the chat)

Viren: the gem to rid the chat of yet another arrogant hypocrite has been granted

Aaravos: good riddance, don't they ever learn?

Opeli: I don't think Viren ever learns

(Viren kicked Opeli from the chat)

Viren: we're really on a roll here!

Callum: guys guys guys

Ezran: Let's talk presents!

Callum: imma sort them

Claudia: the secret santa presents should be in a separate pile

Callum: ik alr

(Callum has gone offline)

Ezran: while he's sorting the presents, I'm gonna figure out how many people are left on this chat!

Ellis: some people won't even go on the phone and five people were kicked already LOL XD

Ezran: Khessa, Runaan, Avizandum, Sol regem, and Opeli were kicked while Amaya, Azymondias, and Villads are at the party but won't use a cell phone!

Ellis: So the people who are still on this chat are me, you, Viren, Kasef, Nyx, Rayla, Sarai, Harrow, Ethari, Aanya, Claudia, Soren, Gren, Corvus, Phoe-phoe, Lujanne, Bait, Callum, Janai, Aaravos, and Kosmos! So 21 people!

(Callum is back online)

Callum: I sorted the presents!

Ezran: Let's open the regular presents before moving on to secret santa!

(Barius joined the chat)

Barius: a jelly tart for you, a jelly tart for you, everyone gets a jelly tart!

(Barius left the chat)

Ellis: I got Moon opals! Thank you so much, Lujanne!

Callum: Me too! Now I can do moon magic whether I connect to the moon arcanum or not!

Lujanne: You're welcome!

Rayla: I made everyone moonberry surprises! Y'all are going to love 'em!

Ellis: I bet! Yummy!

Ethari: When she was littler I gave her tips! I specialize in all crafts! Not just weapon designing! Also baking and more! Anyway, I have to leave now! Bye!

(Ethari left the chat)

Ellis: I brought candy canes!

Ezran: That's good, thanks Ellis! I didn't get candy canes! Instead, I decorated the tree with jelly tarts!

Aanya: How did you manage to do that?

Ezran: in one word- Barius!

Ellis: LOL XD the jelly tart guy

Kosmos: I made a winter Haiku poem!

Soren: Really? Let's hear it!

Kosmos: Beautiful snowfall! Winter is finally here! Soon we will go ski!

Claudia: Five, seven, five! Yes!

Kosmos: I know im so smart

Ellis: LOL XD

Kosmos: Now, for christmas only, I'm open to any questions about the outside world!

Ellis: How old are you, Kosmos?

Kosmos: That's, like, the one thing I won't tell you! that, my address, and my real name

Aaravos: I just turned 10,014 this past november 14th

Kosmos: Yes I'm sorry I missed your birthday but hopefully we'll celebrate it this weekend or something even though it's late!

Callum: What does the average day look like for you?

Kosmos: I don't really have a daily routine, except go to work during the week, but everything changes on the weekend

Aanya: What's the date where you are?

Kosmos: Time works way differently in the dimension of fanfic then it does in real life! For me, I'm on lunch break right now and it's Friday December 3rd, 2021!

Aaravos: in Xadia it's the year 5000

Kosmos: So basically you've been alive since before the beginning of life in TDP?

Aaravos: I don't know if you're joking or what but you actually guessed correctly

Viren: You never said that!

Aaravos: Didn't you see in the history books you read? They clearly stated that I was one of the first few elves to exist in Xadia and the last of the "great ones"!

Viren: I might have mentioned that the writing disappeared as soon as I looked! I had no time to read it!

Aanya: I asked my question and I have to leave now so bye people

(Aanya left the chat)

Ezran: new count = 20 people

Kosmos: Does anyone else have any more questions?

Ezran: Yes! Where do you live? Not your direct address, but what's the name of your world, and your country/kingdom? Maybe even your city?

Kosmos: I live on the planet of Earth, the country of Canada, and the city of Toronto!

Viren: How did you make it through the fourth wall?

Kosmos: oh I'm the author of this fanfic I control it

Janai: Why didn't you mention that earlier?

Kosmos: No one asked! But this also means when im on this chat I can directly control what everyone says and does! Watch this!

Rayla: IMMA BIG FAT CHICKEN

Rayla: Gah! How do I erase that!?

Kosmos: you can't

Ellis: HAHAHA good one!

Rayla: get me out of this hell hole

(Rayla left the chat)

Ezran: new count = 19

Janai: good riddance

Nyx: wuykrefgknshrgfkjnsdrkjhksjdhg

Nyx: kirsutbgyefkh,ekfhsdn,hnfkjhnd,jh

(Nyx was disconnected from the chat)

Ezran: new count = 18

Sarai: I have to leave now, but this was fun!

Harrow: Me too! Bye!

(Sarai left the chat)

(Harrow left the chat)

Ezran: new count = 16

(Gren was disconnected from the chat)

Corvus: the Gren wifi troubles again

Ezran: new count = 15

Lujanne: Phoe-phoe will stay at the party but she won't use a cell phone anymore so you won't see her on this chat

(Phoe-phoe left the chat)

Ezran: new count = 14

Callum: the people left on this chat are Me, Viren, Claudia, Soren, Ezran, Corvus, Lujanne, Bait, Ellis, Janai, Aaravos, and Kosmos!

(Rayla rejoined the chat)

Rayla: Before anyone else is kicked, leaves, or is disconnected, we have to eat the moonberry surprises!

Callum: alr alr

Ellis: LET'S GO

Rayla: Here you all go!

Ezran: Yummy!

Ellis: You said it!

Bait: *animal noises*

Ezran: You're right, Bait! Rayla, you're a moonshadow elf! How do we know these aren't illusions?

Rayla: Don't listen to that grumpy froggo! Do you taste WORMS!?

Bait: *angered animal noises*

(Rayla was disconnected from the chat)

Ezran: new count = 13

Corvus: there goes the elf out the window again

Claudia: well she better get back in time for secret santa

Soren: Speaking of secret santa, can we do it already?

Callum: We have to wait until it's only the 7 of us who did the secret santa left and maybe Kosmos!

Rayla: Kosmos should have done the random draws for us

Viren: she wasn't there when we planned it

Kosmos: Correction- I wasn't on the CHAT! I'm the CREATOR of this fanfic, remember?

Callum: fair point

Ezran: Bait lost interest in the whole cell phone thing, so he's going to leave now!

(Bait left the chat)

Ezran: new count = 12

Lujanne: I have to leave now! Bye everyone!

(Lujanne left the chat)

Ezran: new count = 11

Corvus: im out guys

(Corvus left the chat)

Ellis: that's better than nothing, but still not a proper goodbye

(Rayla reconnected to the chat)

Ezran: new count = 10

Callum: The people left on this chat are Me, Viren, Rayla, Claudia, Soren, Ezran, Ellis, Janai, Aaravos, and Kosmos!