Wendy POV

(@HardyTwister, my first attempt at fluff! Hope you enjoy ^-^)

When I wake up, somebody is sitting on my chest and my eyelids are glued shut. I scrunch up my face and a lot of tiny things fall off. I lift my hands to my eyelids and pry them open. Mabel's huge brown eyes stare back into mine with an intensity that makes me jump.

"What happened? Did you put glitter all over my face while I was sleeping, you stinker? Boop."

I touch her nose, and she leans back, holding her nose and giggling. I sit up in bed, lifting her off my chest, and throw back the covers. Dipper has opened all my drawers, and is rifling through them. I jump out of bed just in time to keep him from opening my underwear drawer.

They both squirm and protest as I shove them into my bed and leave the room. I need sugar. Aka breakfast. I'm starving. I tiptoe downstairs as everyone's probably still zonked and get out the breakfast cereal. I set it down on the table and turn back to the fridge for the milk. When I whirl around to face the table again, it's gone. I do a double take. I find Mabel under the table, and when I bend down to look at her and take back the cereal box, she throws a handful in my face playfully. 

"What the HECK?!" I exclaim in my surprise. How did she get down there so fast?!

"Hey, hey, hey, no swearing, Corduroy! Especially not in front of the kids. Tsk tsk tsk. Shame on you."

Ronan. So in character for him to appear like this. Usually he stays out of my way, but he really only pops up when there's an opportunity to get me in trouble. I swat him off, and he swears under his breath as he catches himself. I openly laugh at him.

"You tell me not to swear, and then you go and do exactly the same thing! WHAT an EXAMPLE, sailor's mouth! And stop calling me by my last name."

He gives me a dirty look that doesn't mean anything, and suddenly morphs into a tall redhead guy with huge fox ears that looks suspiciously like he took me for a template.

"Stop that, I always forget that you're not human when you do that. You're just too darn hot." I tell him.

He looks at me sideways flirtatiously.

"Like I will. Makes me feel appreciated, since you seem to hate my fox form."

"Har har. I hate your attitude, not your body." I poke him in the chest. "This one's actually pretty good. Good job, Mimic."

"Before we start making out right here in the kitchen, we should remember the little kid. Don't want those images in your mind, huh?"

He picks Mabel up, and nuzzles her in the stomach with his pointy nose, which makes her giggle. He cuddles her in the crook of his arm, and picks up the cereal box from the floor. 

"Should I go get Dipper? He's gonna be really hungry..."

"Yeah, you should. I'll get his milk ready. You go get him."

I race up the stairs, doing my best to stay quiet, and scoop him up off the bed, where's he's started experimenting with my old Nintendo DS. I pry it out of his hands, despite his protesting, and carry him downstairs. Ronan hands me the bottle he's prepped, and I give it to Dipper. He spits out the teat right away, and this surprises me. He was taking it only yesterday... I give him a piece of cabbage and a small carrot from the fridge, and he starts right away on the cabbage leaf. Guess he's a vegetarian...