a/n: was gonna finish one of my many wips but executive function and mental illness got to me and now u get this

tony stark fan account • @theintern
it's me. it is i. here i am
     >Tony Stark • @YouKnowWhoIAm
        Wtf
    

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tony stark fan account • @theintern
mfs say "thanos was right" ok why do i have to catchup on five years of meme culture then? hm? explain that
     > nedward • @guyinthechair
        FACTS TBH
     > amy loves spidey! • @SpiderNerdAmy
        ... why did Spider-Man start following you
     > Flash Thompson • @spideyfanno1
         wondering the same thing rn amy
     > tony stark fan account • @theintern
       @SpiderNerdAmy @spideyfanno1 because i'm a very cool, happening dude
     > the real one • @NYCWallCrawler
         @theintern because he's a very cool, happening dude
     > amy loves spidey! • @SpiderNerdAmy
        oh MY GOD???? SPIDER-MAN
     > Flash Thompson • @spideyfanno1
         HOLY SHIT

tony stark fan club • @theintern
evil the intern account be like "tony stark hate club"
      > Tony Stark • @YouKnowWhoIAm
         Can't wait for the day this never happens

tony stark fan club • @theintern
q&a send ur questions about mr stark and i'll reveal all his secrets
      > Tony Stark • @YouKnowWhoIAm
         Excuse me?
      > tony stark fan club • @theintern
          @YouKnowWhoIAm shhhh
     > nedward • @guyinthechair
        does tony stark smell like rich guy perfume
      > tony stark fan club • @theintern
          @guyinthechair yes but also motor oil and car exhaust for some reason
      > amy loves spidey! • @SpiderNerdAmy
         is Spider-Man Tony Stark's son?
      > tony stark fan club • @theintern
          @SpiderNerdAmy no????
      > art major, honorific •@emjayjones
         are you spider-man
      > tony stark fan club • @theintern
          @emjayjones absolutely not, i hate that guy
      > art major, honorific •@emjayjones
        @theintern oh understandable have a nice day
     > Flash Thompson • @spideyfanno1
        @theintern wtf is wrong with you
      > tony stark fan club • @theintern
         @spideyfanno1 what an introspective question, i have no idea
      > miles @bklynsubwayart
        uh is Tony stark good at staring contests
      > tony stark fan club • @theintern
         @bklynsubwayart well we've only done a staring contest one time and he cheated by blowing in my face with his coffee breath
      > tony stark fan club • @theintern
         @the intern i got him back tho because in a thumb war i won by simply dislocating my thumb
      > Tony Stark • @YouKnowWhoIAm
         I can attest to this. I nearly blew chunks. Wtf, kid.

tony stark fan club • @theintern
i told mr stark my depression was like nine today and he immediately asked friday to play africa by toto? anyways thanks for curing my depression mr stark
     > Tony Stark • @YouKnowWhoIAm
         What else was I supposed to do?
     > nedward • @guyinthechair
        LMFAOOOOO
     > TSPS • @TonyStarkProtectionSquad
        win for the mentally ill community
     > tony stark fan club • @theintern
         @TonyStarkProtectionSquad FR FR

Tony Stark • @YouKnowWhoIAm
If my intern is being dramatic on his godforsaken Twitter account, ignore him. He hasn't slept in over a day and I sent him home.
     > TSPS • @TonyStarkProtectionSquad
        yes my liege
       > kratS ynoT • @mAIohWwonKouY
       .emoh mih tnes I dna yad a revo ni tpels t'nsah eH .mih erongi, tnuocca rettiwT nekasrofdog sih no citamard gnieb si nretni ym fI

tony stark hate club • @theintern
going on my villain arc ... dni...
     > Tony Stark • @YouKnowWhoIAm
        @TonyStarkProtectionSquad Get him
     > TSPS • @TonyStarkProtectionSquad
         how could you do this, intern
     > tony stark hate club • @theintern
        @YouKnowWhoIAm @TonyStarkProtectionSquad wow.. promoting cyber bullying? on your own employee?
     > art major, honorific •@emjayjones
         what did stark do
     > tony stark hate club • @theintern
        @emjayjones he grounded me 👿
     > art major, honorific •@emjayjones
        @theintern father behaviour tbh
     > tony stark hate club • @theintern
        @emjayjones HES NOT MY DAD!!!!!!

irondad updates!! • @IronDadUpdates
Iron Man has been spotted with Spider-Man in Murray Hill, Queens!

the real one • @NYCWallCrawler
you think your life is hard? iron man just pulled me off of a street in queens like a cat by the scruff because it's "past my bedtime"
     > TSPS • @TonyStarkProtectionSquad
         he has never done anything wrong, ever
     > nedward • @guyinthechair
        Ironman has two kids and he's grounded both of them in the span of 24 hours
     > the real one • @NYCWallCrawler
        @guyinthechair blocked and reported, buddy
      > amy loves spidey! • @SpiderNerdAmy
        @guyinthechair that's really not funny, tony and spider-man hate those jokes and it makes them really uncomfortable when you say stuff like that

Tony Stark • @YouKnowWhoIAm
I have two kids and I've grounded both of them in the span of 24 hours.
     > the real one • @NYCWallCrawler:
        NOOOOO WTF 😫😫
     > amy loves spidey! • @SpiderNerdAmy
         i'm
     > nedward • @guyinthechair
        @SpiderNerdAmy checkmate
     > tony stark hate club • @theintern:
        PSYCHIC DAMAGE!!! spidey and i must join forces to extinguish you
     > TSPS • @TonyStarkProtectionSquad:
        @theintern @NYCWallCrawler i cannot let you do this...
       > kratS ynoT • @mAIohWwonKouY
       .srouh 42 fo naps eht ni meth fo htob dednuorg ev'I dna sdik owt evah I

irondad updates!! • @IronDadUpdates
Iron Man has confirmed that his intern and Spider-Man are like his kids! 🥺

nedward • @guyinthechair
i cant believe I live in a timeline where the only thing keeping Thee Tony StarkTM from Spider-Man and Thee Tony Stark's InternTM is a fan twitter acct
     > art major, honorific • @emjayjones
         absolutely ridiculous, i didn't expect anything less
     > peter?? • @peteparkley
        y'all can't even imagine how i'm feeling rn
     > art major, honorific • @emjayjones
         @peteparkley

tony stark fan club • @theintern
got ungrounded, rejoice
     > the real one • @NYCWallCrawler
        revenge plan is off then??
     > tony stark fan club • @theintern
        @NYCWallCrawler we'll see, arachnid-male
     > amy loves spidey! • @SpiderNerdAmy
        bruh moment

SMU • SpiderManUpdates
Spider-Man has been spotted swinging by Central Park West!

tony stark fan club • @theintern
today i read aloud spider-man x reader fanfiction to terrorize spider-man
     > Tony Stark • @YouKnowWhoIAm
        I'm so worried about you, all the time.
     > amy loves spidey! • @SpiderNerdAmy
        oh my god I might die who wrote it
     > Flash Thompson • @spideyfanno1
        Link??
     > tony stark fan club • @theintern
        @spideyfanno1 😰
     > nedward • @guyinthechair
        @spideyfanno1 FLASH?????
     > Flash Thompson • @spideyfanno1
        @guyinthechair are you being homophobic?? typical I thought you were better than that though it's 2024
     > nedward • @guyinthechair
       @spideyfanno1 BWUHH? IM NOT HOMOPHOBIC I JUST DIDNT KNOW TOU HAD A CRUSH O. N SPIDER-MAN
     > art major, honorific • @emjayjones
         @guyinthechair i knew. luh mao
     > Flash Thompson • @spideyfanno1
        @guyinthechair he's a good guy, and his suit is dope it shows off his muscles what's not to like
     > art major, honorific • @emjayjones
         @spideyfanno1 speak ur truth
     > amy loves spidey! • @SpiderNerdAmy
        @spideyfanno1 you're so right!!!
     >peter?? • @peteparkley

     > amy loves spidey! • @SpiderNerdAmy
        @peteparkley wow a night monkey meme template can I steal it
     >peter?? • @peteparkley
       @SpiderNerdAmy quite frankly do whatever you want i have far bigger things to consider

the real one • @NYCWallCrawler
the thing that brings me joy is replying to people with spider-themed usernames to freak them out
     > SMU • SpiderManUpdates
        Spider-Man Updates says: Spider-Man is a menace /j
     > amy loves spidey! • @SpiderNerdAmy
        evil. evil man
     > the real one • @NYCWallCrawler
        @SpiderNerdAmy boo
     > amy loves spidey! • @SpiderNerdAmy
        @NYCWallCrawler HELP ME I DIDNT THINK YOUD ACTUALLY-
     > the real one • @NYCWallCrawler
        works every time

tony stark fan account • @theintern
being an intern for mr stark is great! every day is all like "yes mr stark i put more coffee on the pot" and "no mr stark i didnt just accidentally electrocute myself"
     > art major, honorific • @emjayjones
         sounds suspect, i bet you did just accidentally electrocute yourself
     > nedward • @guyinthechair
       DID YOU THOUGH?
     > tony stark fan club • @theintern
        @guyinthechair @emjayjones MAYBE BUT HE DOESNT NEED TO KNOW THAT!!!
     > Tony Stark • @YouKnowWhoIAm
        @theintern 📸
     > tony stark fan club • @theintern
        ...WHO TAUGHT HIM THAT

SMU • SpiderManUpdates
Spider-Man seen fighting rock monster in Bushwick, Brooklyn!

miles @bklynsubwayart
um ok spider-man just swung past my open window and all I heard was like a series of bone crunching noises is this dude ok
     > amy loves spidey! • @SpiderNerdAmy
        IS HE OKAY?!?!?
     > Flash Thompson • @spideyfanno1
         oh no

hades • Entity07
        WHY ARE ALL OF YOU HERE?

Tony Stark • @YouKnowWhoIAm
hey guys hahaha guess who totally is on their phone and definitely not on their boss's phone yeppers that's right it is mr t stark
     > TSPS • @TonyStarkProtectionSquad
         hmmm...
     > tony stark be my dad • @irondadfan2
         i believe it!!
     > Kale • @ironcabbagepatch
         Seems legit
     > kratS ynoT • @mAIohWwonKouY
         krats t rm si ti thgir s'taht sreppey enohp s'ssob rieht no ton yletinifed dna enohp rieht no si yllatot ohw sseug ahahah syug yeh

Tony Stark • @YouKnowWhoIAm
me when i am tony stark 😎

        > nedward • @guyinthechair
        LMFAO WHAT IS GOING ONNN
        > The Daily Bugle • @NYCDailyBugle
        Tony Stark spewing his usual nonsense.
       > TSPS • @TonyStarkProtectionSquad
         @NYCDailyBugle that's obviously not the real Tony stark you clownish conglomerate
       > kratS ynoT • @mAIohWwonKouY
      😎 em krats ynot ma i nehw em

Tony Stark • @YouKnowWhoIAm
my intern is the coolest person on th
     > nedward • @guyinthechair
        omg he's dead... nerfed before he could even finish his sentence
     > tony stark be my dad • @irondadfan2
         looks like Tony found him lol
     > TSPS • @TonyStarkProtectionSquad
         tony stark would never kill anybody but... bye bye stark intern
     > Kale • @ironcabbagepatch
         bye bye stark intern
     > art major, honorific • @emjayjones
         bye bye stark intern
     > Flash Thompson • @spideyfanno1
         bye bye stark intern
     > kratS ynoT • @mAIohWwonKouY
         ht no nosrep tselooc eht si nretni ym