I had gotten into an argument with my parents yet again. No matter how hard they wanted me to be, i was never going to be the good little girl that they wanted.

They couldnt fathom how their precious little princess could grow up to be a tomboy lesbian. Fuck, how things have changed.

I went from wearing dresses every single day, to only ever wearing ripped jeans.

I didnt give a fuck. I was comfortable, I wasnt going to change myself to fit what the mold they had created for me.

So they kicked me out of their "good christian" house. Honestly I was kind of relieved. I could finally be myself without being yelled at for every decision i made in life.

I found a cheap hotel down the street. The Hotel Cortez, it had a bar and a bed... what more could someone need.

After paying for my room for the week, using my dads credit card that i had taken from his wallet before i left, I went to my room and flopped down on the bed.

It was surprisingly comfy. I then remembered i had a few tabs in my bag, I had bought them from my usual dealer a few days ago.

This wasnt my first acid trip but I didnt want to be completely fucked, so i placed one little piece of square paper onto my tongue and waited for the effects to kick in.

About and hour later the tab finally started to kick in.

I sat and stared out of the window staring at the clouds in the blue sky.

I imagined that they were both boys. The sky was gay but was in the closet, the big grey cloud was the sky's bestfriend.

Everytime an airplane would ask the sky if he was gay he would deny it with all his might. But then would go and hold hands, or kiss Cloud on the cheek, but it was okay because he would say "no homo" afterwards.

But there was no denying his feelings for Cloud. One day Cloud told Sky that he was gay. Sky took this as an opportunity and connected their lips together.

It was passionate on both ends, they had both waited a long time for that. They then started having sex, It felt weird of me to watch, like i was invading their privacy.

So i stood up, still not breaking my eyes away from the window.

"Jesus Christ, how much of that shit did you take" a womans voice from behind me said.

I whipped my head around in the direction of the voice to see what looked like a giant pink bunny standing there before me.

"I didnt know rabbits could talk" i said stepping forward.

"Shit, youre really out of it arent you?" The bunny said folding her paws.

Instead of answering, i stepped even closer, now an arms length away from the giant, fluffy rabbit.

"Boop" I said poking the bunnies twitchy nose. "Cute bunny".

"....Im not a fucking rabbit kid, and Im not cute either, If you werent on fucking cloud nine right now you would be able to see that i am a trainwreck and am quite possibly your worst nightmare" the bunny said.

"Silly rabbit, you are adorable" I said wrapping my arms tightly around her neck.

"No i am not. Get off of me" the bunny said pushing me away. Making me pout. But also confused, this bunny was strong as fuck.

"whats your name little rabbit?" I asked, hoping to become friends with the giant rodent in front of me.

"Sally, also known as Hypodermic Sally." She said.

"Cuteee name my dudeee" i said slurring my words.

I began to feel funny. Next thing  i knew i had passed out.

"Fuck" Sally the bunny said.

A/N

Thank you to 7wnders for the whole "clouds and sky smut" idea.... it turned into whatever the fuck this was lmao.

Should i start to keep a diary of random thoughts i have so i can turn them into fanfics lmao.... even though thats basically how i write my oneshots anywaysss

Anywh0re... see yall in part 2 my d00ds...
~Pam