Dedicated to one of my favourite humans ever. supremevenable , Lid. ly my dude.

I woke up earlier than all of the other students at Ms. Robichauxs Academy. The sun had yet to rise, this was a common occurance, me waking up hours before the school day would begin.

I was pretty much a the cool teacher here, always joking, never taking lessons seriously, but according to Ms. Cordelia i was "incredibly talented" when it came to my magic.

That was what made me want to push myself harder, test my limits with my spells and potions and shit. I wanted Cordelia to be proud of me, to impress her.

Yeah, not gonna lie, I have had the biggest crush on Cordelia for... well.... years.

I was first dropped off at the academy when I was 15, Cordelia was 19 at the time. Shes always been hot as fuck. But I doubt she would ever see me the same way. I was okay with just being friends, even If it meant I had to suffer.

I started off my day in the greenhouse, where I would be teaching a potions class later on. Before the class started I was messing around with some ingredients, not reading the labels and just mixing random things...

Something Cordelia would kill me for if she ever found out. Not because I was wasting ingredients, but because it could have been potentially dangerous... but thats the thing, you dont learn your lesson until its too late.

And this time, I was definitely too late. The potion before me that was once a clear blue colour started to bubble, shifting its colour to a bright red. Before I could react, it starting smoking, and then it exploded.

To my surprise nothing happened. Which was odd but I wasnt complaining. I had just enough time to clean up before my class began.

We were making basic ailment potions today, if you feel sick you drink one and you should be back to normal in no time.

One of the students completely messed up. Others began to mock her.

There was this one student who took it too far, and in my head i remember thinking "Fucking bitch, she better leave her alone or else imma kick her right in the fucking coochie", but it turn out i didnt say it in my head, but instead I shouted it out loud...

I dismissed the class and ran to find Zoe. Hoping she could help me figure out what was happening.

"Zoe i need your- damn, girl that ass is fine- HELP" I said, hand covering my mouth in attempts to stop whatever would unvoluntarily come out next.

"um.... thanks? But... what do you need help with"

"It seems I cant- What does human skin taste like- I cant control my- If you are what you eat, does that make me a pussy- my words" i said, slapping myself in order to focus on the current task at hand.

"what do you mean?" Zoe asked.

"I just keep- onions have layers- saying whatever- dick sucker 5000, batteries not included - first pops into my- after school special a great thing. - ....head"

"Oh no... we should let Cordelia know."

And so together we walked to Cordelias office... I was prepared for the worst, or so i thought....

A/N

THIS MAY BE LONGER THAN MOST OF MY ONESHOTS HEHE... BECAUSE LID WANTS SMUT SO I GOTTA FIGURE OUT HOW TO INCORRPORATE SMUT INTO THIS HEHEHEHEHE.

ANYWAY, SEE YALL IN PART 2.

~ Pam