Eric
"WHAT THE FUCK IS UP KYLE? NO WHAT DID YOU SAY DUDE! WHAT THE FUCK DUDE! SHUT THE FUCK UP KYLE!"

Kyle
"Hurricane Katrina? More like hurricane tortilla!"

Stan
"And they were roomates"
"Oh my god they were roomates"

Kenny
"We all die,you either kill yourself or get killed. WHATCHU GON DO,WHATCHU GON DO?"

Craig
"That was legitness"
"Yeah it was"

Tweek
"AHH! STOP I COULD'VE DROPPED MY CROISSANT!"

Token
"Look at this graph!"
*stands there holding a graph*

Clyde
"Is there anything better than pussy? Yes a really good book"
*Plays piano*

Butters
"I want a church girl that go to church,AND READ HER BIBLEEE"

Scott malkinson
"Road work ahead? Uh yeah I sure hope it does!"

Bebe
"FRE SHAVACADO!"

Wendy
"I thought you were bae! Turns out you're just fam.."
"Bruh.."