Chapter 26

A/N: Medusa pesters the world once again.....and there's also a conversation involving bloomers.


After surrendering to the DWMA, Medusa Gorgon was sent to the dungeon where right now she was sitting in her in cell connected with chains holding her to the wall. You, Maka and Soul enter the dungeon to find her cell.


(Y/N): ok her cell has to be somewhere in here.


Maka easily finds her cell even with her Soul Protect guarding her for others outside.


Medusa: is someone there? I'm very thirsty. Do you think I can have a cup of water?ย 


(Y/N): yep she's in there.


Maka was enraged to hear her as she kicked against the door.


Maka: Medusa!


Medusa: oh! It's a little girl voice. Is there something I can do for you?


Maka: it's your fault!


Medusa: what are you talking about? I don't know what you mean.


(Y/N): now she's trying to play stupid.


Maka: it's your fault Crona's hurt!


Medusa: oh are you a friend of crona? Is crona doing well?


(Y/N): gggrrr!


Those remarks further angered You and Maka.


Maka: I know you've been using crona this entire time.


Medusa: I was worried. Crona is a bit faint-hearted. You see.


(Y/N): how can you make crona do all these things?! And you call yourself a parent?!


Medusa: I'd love to see crona if I could. We haven't seen each other in so long.


Maka: don't play innocent.


Medusa: but what would crona say apon seeing me in the form I'm in now?


Maka: I said don't play innocent!!!


Soul: calm down, Maka. Just forget about it. There's no way we can expect a straight conversation from someone like her. Hey, Medusa! Have fun spending the rest of your life in a pitch-black cell! It'll suit your death perfectly!


(Y/N): yeah you little child molesting snake faced bitch!


Soul: let's go.


You, Maka and Soul left.


Medusa: sorry, but I don't think it's going to turn out that way. Right, Professor Stein?


Professor Stein was hiding in the shadows near the door of Medusa's cell, laughing madly to herself.


(Meanwhile).


Outside Death City, Shaula and the white skinned being stood there as they were aware of the events that had happened and what was going on.


Shaula: well then. It looks like medusa did as we had hoped and let herself be captured. And Arachne has the Kishin Asura with her.


???: soon everything will be coming together just as planned. Then our next step will begin.


Shuala: perfect.


(TimeSkip).


Spirit brought Medusa to met Lord Death face to face.


Medusa: Death...


Death: you sure caused a lot of trouble. Thanks to you, the world is in a real mess now.


Medusa: even so, I appreciate you giving me a little trust. I hate to ask, but do you think you could remove this retraining device? It's surely unnecessary in your presence.


Death: surely something that simple would be easy for you to remove.


Medusa: but there's no point if I remove it myself.


Death gestures spirit to remove it off her. He does so.


Spirit: try anything funny and I'll cut you apart without warning.


Once got it off her, Death delivers a Shinigami Chop to her head.


Death: Reaper Chop!


Spirit: hold on, lord death....


Death: oh come on, I'm allowed one freebie. I mean after all she's done she at least deserve one chop.


Medusa's mind: yes, this is the DWMA pace I hate so much. It took everything I had to keep up with it when I was the school nurse!


Death then lifts her up by her hood.


Death: yoink! So what is this "deal"?


Medusa's boomers were exposed so she tired to cover them


Medusa: m...my bloomers.


Medusa's mind: he's completely self-indulgent! I didn't count on this!


Medusa: for now, could you put me now?


He puts her down and she covers her bloomers.


Spirit: little baby bloomers! My Maka use to wear them when she was little! She was so adorable! I think I might go crazy...


Medusa's mind: I need to get things moving at my pace.


Medusa: now let's return to the matter at hand.


Spirit: what do you think of grown women wearing bloomers?


Death: what's wrong with that? They used to wear them years ago.


Spirit: well it seems perverted nowadays.


Medusa: knock it off, you two!


Death: oh, it was rude of us to talk about that in front of a lady.


Medusa: I don't care about that!


Death picks her up by her hood again.


Death: so, what's this "deal"?


Medusa: put me down!๐Ÿ’ข


Spirit: little bloomers again!


Medusa makes vector arrows appear around spirit.


Medusa: cut that out, or I'm going to kill you.


Spirit: I guess she can't take a joke.


Death: layering things is a basic part of comedy too...


Spirit: it's lasagna!


Death: yes, lasagna!


Spirit: then shouldn't we add yet another layer?


While this was going on, Medusa was about to sneak away but spirit noticed in time.


Spirit: hey, where do you think your going?!


Death: hey! Come back! I promise I won't pick you up again!


Medusa: promise?


She goes back to them.


Medusa: ready?........ The deal won't be unprofitable for you. In fact, I think this the information you currently want to know.


Spirit: why don't you quit beating around the bush and come out with it?


She only smirked.


Death: I'll pick you up again if you don't hurry up and say it.


He picks her up again.


Medusa: hey! you promised!


Spirit: little bloomers!!!!


Medusa: will you stop with that! It's creepy! Alright! I'll get to the point!


(Meanwhile).


Shaula and the white being were watching the whole scene going on.


Shaula: wow this is embarrassing next I suppose they'll just let her go just like that.


(TimeSkip).


They let Medusa go.


Shuala:.....................-_-


A/N: this chapter was worth a few laughs.

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