Chuuya wasn't feeling well these days, he's always tired and has nausea and each time he eats, he just wants to vomit everything. 

At the sight of his suffering husband, Dazai had to do something but taking him to the hospital wasn't an option because Chuuya hated hospitals. So he decided to just talk about the matter with their scary Doctor in the ADA: Yosano Akiko. 

She got all excited the second he told her :"What kind of injuries does he have ???" 

"No ..." Dazai started :"Actually ... he just doesn't feel well ..." 

Yosano suddenly lost all interest :"I thought i would at least take off one or two legs ..."

"No ... unfortunately ..." Dazai tried his best not to make her angry or disinterested, he needs her help :"So, can you go to my apartment this afternoon and figure out the problem ?"

"What ? I am the one who should go there too ?" She asked, already feeling tired from this.

"Well ... he's really tired ..." said Dazai to try to convince her.

"Okay, i'll go ..." Yosano sighed then added :"but just because i have no work this afternoon and ..." she smirks :"It's not always that we get to see a worried and carring Dazai~" 

"Is that so ..." Dazai himself still didn't realize what all the members of the ADA already noticed : Dazai working hard to finish his reports and go back home.

At first, they were all surprised, Atsushi made sure to check if the other doesn't have a fever, Kunikida prepared himself for the end of the world while Ranpo suggested to celebrate this for which all the younger ones complied excitedly, in fact, Ranpo just wanted to have some sweets.

After Yosano told them that the reason was Chuuya, they weren't surprised anymore, they all knew how much these two loved each other and they all still remember all the problems both their organizations had to face when they wanted to get married.
It isn't a good memory, but the wedding made up for it. 

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After he got back home, Dazai found his suffering husband laying on the bed waiting for him. He directly set beside him and kissed his forehead softly :"I'm home, Chuuya~" 

"Welcome home" answered the redhead tiredly but still smiling :"Sorry, i couldn't even prepare something ..." 

Dazai shook his head and reassured him :"Don't worry, i will prepare dinner and take care of everything, you just lay here and rest" . He got up to change his clothes but remembered about Yosano :"What did Yosano-san say when she came ?" 

"Nothing important" said Chuuya while looking away :"She just said i had to do some tests tomorrow ..." 

"Tests ?? " Dazai sighed :"I guess i should take the day off to go with you then ..." 

"No ..." hushed Chuuya :"She said she would accompagny me herself" 

"Oh !" The brunette exclaimed :"and when will the results be out so that i bring them ?" 

"They will be out after three days but Yosano-san said she will be the one bringing them too ..." said Chuuya innocently, he himself didn't know what Yosano was planning.

"How come ??" Now Dazai was really surprised, he knew Yosano wasn't the type to do such things out of kindness, there is something going on.

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After four days, Dazai made sure to finish his work early and didn't pay attention to the other members of the ADA looking at him and talking secretly between them or laughing. 

He gave his finished reports to Kunikida and headed to the infirmary to ask Yosano about the results of the tests, he still remembered that she didn't give him a proper answer when he asked her about what the tests were for. 

Now again, she just told him that she hadn't enough time to look at the results, but when she will do it, she will definitely call him to explain them. 

Really suspicious ...

Dazai was going out of the ADA's building when Atsushi stopped him :"Can you come upstairs with me for a moment ?" 

Dazai looked at his subordinate with a gentle smile and apologized :"You know i can't let Chuuya alone for too long ..." 

"We won't take a lot of your time, please !!" The other begged.

Dazai couldn't really say no to him so he just accompagned him upstairs and the second they entered where the others were, they all shouted at once "Happy Birthday Dazai" 

Dazai blinked at them, he really wasn't waiting for this, the only thing he could think about was to ask :"We already are in June 19th ??" 

"Poor Dazai~ Chuuya took all his mind~" Ranpo commented teasingly.

"Eat your sweets, Ranpo" said Dazai then he turned to face the others and suggested with a soft smile :"You know i have to be beside Chuuya these days so what about we celebrate once he feels better ?" 

All of them nodded in understanding till Kenji says :"Guess we'll have to wait for a long time then ..." which earned him some looks from his comrades.

Kunikida suddenly got all serious and put his hand on Dazai's shoulder :"I know i shouldn't allow this but i still chose to trust you so be responsible for once in your life okay ??" 

Dazai didn't even have the time to ask when Ranpo commented after Kunikida :"How can you trust him ?" He was eating his sweets lazily when he added :"I personally am still worried about the safety of the other two ..." 

"What ... ?" Before Dazai could even talk, Atsushi said optimisticly :"Don't be so pessimistic Ranpo-san, besides, we're all here to help them, right Tanizaki-kun ??" 

"Of course of course ..." said Tanizaki while his sister was fangirling beside him and saying :"I can't wait for this to happen with us too, Onee-chan~" 

Kyouka was just smiling till Atsushi asked her why so she answered :"This is the first time i'm witnessing such a happy event" she was interrupted by Naomi who hugged her from behind :"We have to go and buy them some clothes !!" 

Dazai still was confused when Fukuzawa approched him, the others got all silent to hear their boss say :"You finally are a real man ." 

"What was i before then ??!!" Asked Dazai, even more confused now. 

He noticed Yosano just smiling from behind. 

Now this was really really suspicious. 

No one was willing to tell him what's happening so he just excused himself and got out, he had to go back home fastly.

But well, it seems that it won't be an easy task now that Akutagawa is facing him.

"I don't have time to chat Akutagawa" Dazai said while trying to avoid the other.

Surprisingly, his former subordinate didn't try to stop him, he just said while hiding his mouth with his hand :"An another one surclassed me in Dazai-san's precious ones again, but i'm definitely not giving up !!" 

The brunette looked at him for a moment then decided to just go, he can think about what the other said later.

Now, it was his phone ringing that stopped him. The call was from an unknown number, he answered to just hear his father figure and former boss on the phone :"I really don't have time ..." 

"I see that you are busy, well i wasn't willing to forgive you for taking away one of my favorite executives, but you have given me the best gift so i'll just forget about it for now, i wish i won't be disappointed~" 

Here again, Dazai didn't have time to ask what the hell the other was talking about when Mori ended the call. 

He just sighed and went on. After a moment his phone rang again :"What ??" He answered angrily.

"I know your responsibilities just increased but you don't have to be this angry ..." Ango commented.

Dazai answered calmly this time :"What do you want now, Ango ?" 

"I ..." Ango started :"I just wanted to congratulate you and say that Odasaku would have been proud of you ..."

Okay, now Dazai really felt the need to teleport to his home so he just answered :"I need to go now, we will talk later" and ended the call.

He was getting closer and closer to his house, he really wasn't ready to have Hirotsu, Kajii and a drunk Tachihara in front of him. But well, they were there and he had to face them.

"Sorry Dazai, he really wanted to say something to you" said Hirotsu while looking at the crying mess beside him.

Dazai looked at Tachihara irritatingly, he really didn't like this guy :"The scene you made in the wedding wasn't enough for you ??!" 

"You ..." Tachihara said between his sobs :" ... you did such a thing to Chuuya-san ..."

Hirotsu looked at him in shock, he didn't know that was what the other wanted to tell him. Tachihara just carried on :" ... If you don't take care of them i swear i ... i .... Kajii-saaaan !!!!" He cried while hugging the other who didn't really know what to do.

"He's just jealous ..." Hirotsu commented to a super pissed Dazai :"Sorry for bothering you when you seem so busy and congratulations" then he took Tachihara to their car with Kajii's help and went away.

Dazai didn't take too much time to reach his house just to find Chuuya in the kitchen preparing the dinner.

He calmed himself from all the running and what happened just before then went to hug his lover from behind :"What are you doing ?" 

"Preparing dinner ..." answered Chuuya while chuckeling at the other's kisses on his neck :"That's the least i could do for your birthday ..." 

Dazai stood in the same position for a moment then suddenly lifted Chuuya bridal style and took him to their bedroom.

"Put me down !!!" Chuuya asked not too loudly, he still was so tired after all.

Dazai placed him on the bed and kissed him passionately to shut him up. 

When he pulled away to regain their breathes, he said :"Why do you always have to tire yourself, didn't i say to leave everything to me ??" 

"But ..." Chuuya pouted cutely :"I wanted to do something special, you know this is the first time we're celebrating your birthday since we got married ..." 

"You also know we were married even before we actually get married and ..." Dazai leaned down and bited the other's bottom lip not too forcefully :" ... stop acting so cute or i would want to do things to you~" 

Chuuya felt so embarrassed that he instently lifted the blanket to hide his burning face while muttering a weak :" .. what things ????!!!!" 

Dazai just smiled and went to finish what Chuuya was preparing. He really wanted to ask about ... well, he had a lot of questions, but he had to wait for now.

After they finished eating, Dazai was so tired to wash the dishes so he just left everything for the next day and went to sit in the couch beside his husband.

The moment he set, Chuuya got closer to him and the other helped him to sit on his lap. 

"I didn't even prepare a cake ..." muttered Chuuya while putting his face between the other's shoulder and neck :"I am such a bad husband !!!" 

Dazai petted the other's head and started playing with his ginger hair :"Stop saying such things ..." he smiled softly and kissed the other's neck :" ... having you beside me is more than enough for me ..." 

Chuuya rested his head on Dazai's chest now just hearing the other's heartbeat till he suddenly said shyly :"I ... actually ..." 

"Mmmh ??" Dazai was enjoying the moment way too much, these soft moments he shared with his lover were his favorites after all.

Chuuya pulled away and avoided the other's gaze shyly :" ... i have a gift for you ... well i'm not sure you will like it because we never talked about this before-" 

"Stop that, Chuuya ..." asked Dazai gently.

" ... but i really wish it will make you happy just as it made me-" 

"I said stop !!" He asked, this time a little louder. 

"... i know you can think of it as just more responsibilities and you may not-" 

Dazai realized that his husband would never stop if he just asked him to, so he decided he would just stop him with the usual way : by kissing him passionately again.

Chuuya obviously kissed back, those kisses really were his favorites. After the other pulled away, Chuuya muttered shyly again :"I ... will just go and get it, okay ?" 

Dazai waited there for a moment till he heared the other's footsteps, he looked back and noticed him hiding what he brought behind him :"Just show it to me Chuuya" 

Chuuya looked down, he felt like crying. "I'm afraid of your reaction ..." he whispered.

Dazai instently stood up and went to hug the other who just backed away :"I'm sure i will like it so just give it to me ..." 

Noticing that the other wasn't prepared to show him what he had, he leaned on the couch behind him and said :"Okay Chuuya, you can show it to me whenever you want, i'm waiting ..." 

Chuuya glanced at him :"You ... won't get angry ??" 

"Did i ever get angry with you, Chuuya ?" Answered Dazai with a soft smile.

"Okay .." Chuuya waited for a moment then suddenly handed him what he brought :"Here !!" 

Dazai looked at what was given to him confusingly :"A paper ??" 

"Open it ..." said Chuuya while playing with the tip of his sweater, he really was tensing up.

Dazai took the paper and opened it and started reading. Chuuya felt like it took the other centuries to finally react.

Well, his reaction was just sliding down slowly till he was sitting on the ground, then looking at the other with wide eyes :"It ... it says 'Positive' Chuuya ..." 

Chuuya looked down at his still surprised husband and nodded. 

Dazai looked down at the paper then up at his husband then his gaze stopped on the other's belly :"So ..." 

"Yes ... Dazai" Chuuya put his hand on his belly and said :"I'm ... pregnant ." 

Dazai just looked at him with wide eyes, he didn't even realize when, why and how tears were falling down his cheeks.

Chuuya panicked at the sight of his husband crying, it isn't everyday that he gets to see the other's tears. He didn't know what to do so he just got down and hugged Dazai tightly.

The brunette just continued crying for a moment then he whispered a low "Thank you" And now, that was Chuuya's turn to start crying .

After a while, they ended up getting to normal, then Dazai just looked back at the paper and laughed :"That explains everything ..." 

Chuuya looked at him confusingly but the other gave him no explanation, he just said while hugging him tighly :"How could you ever think that i wouldn't like it ??" He pulled away and looked at him with so much care and love :"You just gave me happiness Chuuya ..." 

Some more tears fell from Chuuya's eyes again at the other's soft words then he said :"But ... it isn't a proper gift because ... you also participated in it ..." 

"Well ..." Dazai lifted him again and took him to their room then carried on while laying him on the bed and already starting to kiss and bite his neck while taking off his clothes :" ... you already know what i want as a proper gift then~" he said seductivly.

"For that ..." Chuuya pushed him away :"... you need to wait ..." 

Dazai gave him his most confused look :"Wait for what ?"

"Actually ..." Chuuya smiled softly :"... you can forget about sex for the next nine months ." 

"WHAT ??" yelled Dazai, no he couldn't accept that, he had to check if this was true.

The second he took his phone to call Yosano, the other jumped on him while laughing and chuckeling :"It was a joke Dazai, a joke !!! What was that reaction seriously ???!!" 

Dazai looked at him furiously :"Just moments ago, i said i never got angry with you. Well now i'm angry and ..." he suddenly turned and lifted the other's legs while opening them to lean on him :"... You will get punished for making me angry !!" Now he gave him his most crazy smirk.

"Wait ... i'm sorry ... i just wanted to tease you ..." the other retorted weakly.

Dazai took off the other's pants with one move and smirked :"Then i will show you what you get from teasing me~" 

He was kissing and biting the other's neck while opening his belt when he heared his redhead whimper under him :"Is this ... how you treat your future children's mother ..." 

Dazai froze instently then complained :"This isn't fair ... i am your future kids's father too !!!" That was when he realized the hidden meaning in the other's words :"Does ... that mean you would give me more than just one child ?" 

Chuuya lifted his hand and cupped his husband's cheek while wearing his softest smile :"As many as you want baby~" 

Dazai was in awe for a moment then he just smiled and leaned on him to kiss him :"You have no idea how much i love you Chuuya."
He went down to kiss Chuuya's belly and whisper :"Be grateful kid, you have the best Mom here~" 

One of Chuuya's hands went to pet Dazai's head while the other was on his belly :"And the best dad too~" he added.

They both looked at each other then Chuuya whispered :"I love you ..." 

Dazai went up to kiss him again and whispered :"I love you more~"

☆End☆

*Happy birthday to the best suicidal maniac in the existance !!!
*Happy birthday to you Dazai Osamu ❤