Monty woke up in some gasoline. This was typical since he had a stiffy. But this was no stiffy gasoline, this was the fbi. Apparently it's illegal to kick a child 2 miles across the fred fazzybear pizza hut big play land palace pizzeria harmonica. Monty quickly did a 180 degree tactical super roll out of his room and pulled a glock 19 out of his folds, but there was no one there. He knew something was off besides the fact that his balls had been removed, and he flew over to Roxanne's Mansfield home and told her what happened. Before he could say anything she climbed on top of him like a slut and started to fondle his testicles. She screamed and said "why are your baloney balls missing"? Monty said "your looks blew them away". He then bit her nipple off and kissed her to pass it into her mouth. She started laughing like caillou and told him that she was part of the fbi and that he was under arrest. She took off the Roxanne costume and revealed herself to be none other than Gale Weathers. Monty screeched and slapped her ass. She tackled him to the hard wood floor and bit his sunglasses. He shot her in the puss with his glock and started to run away. She threw his own ball sack at him and it hit his mohawk and that instantly took him down. She then got up and limped over to him. She took his glock and aimed it at his penis. She said "goodbye Monty gatorade (specifically the purple flavor)" and pulled the trigger, but it didn't shoot. She then swallowed the gun whole and shat it out on his face. He woke up, grabbed her leg, and started to swing her around like a lasso. He let go and she went flying an incredible 6 feet. She landed on her boobs and Monty heard a popping sound. She slowly got up and revealed herself to truly be Dwayne "the rock" Douglas Johnson. Monty's penis slipped out of his body and onto the floor as he took in this massive revelation. Dwayne said that it was in fact about drive, that it was indeed about power, that he truly did stay hungry, and devour, but Monty interrupted him by strangling him with his own penis. The Boulder started choking and passed out. Monty ran away and into a dumpster. Something touched his upper lip. It was Gregory. Gregory told Monty that he was scared and wanted his help. In response Monty shoved his entire fist down Gregory's throat and ripped out his vocal chords. Gregory was a mear child so he couldn't handle the pain and fell into the hotdog bun. Monty slowley wizzed out of the dumpster to find Dwayne sitting In a rocking chair waiting for him. Gregory jumped out from behind and took him down. He was thrown in prison for the assault on Gregory. In his cell he started to plan his escape.