Monty the gatorade was dreaming about Roxanne wolf's thickness in her eye tits. He woke up with a windows xp beep and got up. He looked in the mirror and said "come on jimbo, you can do it. Just go over to Roxanne and twist her wires". He talked himself up and he started to float over to her. He felt like he was becoming one with the lord when suddenly he felt a sharp pain in his abdominal region. It was his mother. He couldn't believe it and he said "mom? I thought you were still at hooters"? Before she could say a word she got slammed in the face with a shovel and then got beat down into the grave by Roxanne. They attended the funeral at 123 sesame seed street and went back to the freddy fazbear super exiting ultra superb pizza plaza palace extravaganza. Monty stuck his entire Mohawk up Roxanne's opening. She said "who's that little fellow that just entered me"? "I call him Mohammed" Monty said. That turned Roxanne's tail light on and she kissed Monty in the 6 pack. He grabbed his inhaler and took 17 consecutive puffs as she was wacking his metal pole. She looked up at him with the look of Pablo Escobar and started to sell him drugs. He refused the drugs and pushed her up against a wall to initiated the exorcism. He praised the lord and started to drive the demons out of her. It worked and she told him that she thought he looked hot while preforming the exorcism. He thanked her and then took a gargantuan shit on her face. He ran back to his room and slammed the door. He locked it with his mohawk and collapsed into bed thinking about the exciting day he had.