The Strangest Day of Them All

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Beth and Jerry were coming back tomorrow and quite frankly, I couldn't wait. Rick had been standing for over an hour, gun in one hand, eyehole box in the other as he prepared himself for each time he took a bite of the delicious and crunchy eyeholes, he was now dedicating the time spent without Beth and Jerry in the house to catching the eyehole man and jeez was it boring. Yes, you may be wondering, why haven't I just went back to my own home? Well you see, although Rick was truly a dedicated eye-hole man hater, wanted nothing more than to have the blue creature dead, and had no time for paying attention to me or anyone else around him, I wasn't allowed to leave. Both Summer and Morty made me stay. For company, I guess? In other news, the Meeseeks that Rick ordered -very viciously might i add- to clean the house was still running about in a panic, a ginger stubble grew at its shapeless chin and purple bags lay under its lifeless eyes. Of course it was strange that the meeseeks, although completing its task, was still here, not strange enough to be investigated by Rick though.
I walked into the garage, the only source of interest in the whole house, but instantly regretted it. No, squanchy was not squanching, even worse. The exhausted meeseeks stood with its back to me, pointing a gun at its own forehead
"Oh no..." I mumbled as my frozen body stood behind the meeseeks, seconds went by before a gooey white substance -the worst possible way to describe it- was thrown all over me, followed by a blood-curdling scream
"WHAT A CRUEL WORLD" the meeseeks shouted, now turned towards me with a hole in its head, I was too busy gagging over the white stuff -another awfully detailed description- that was all over me to pay attention to the meeseeks' suicide attempt, it just so happened that this moment was the moment rick decided to eat an eyehole. His 26th attempt at the assassination of the blue skinned creature, yes I've been counting. So now I was covered in the insides of a meeseeks as said meeseeks was screaming about death with a hole in its head, Rick was fighting eyehole man, who was also screaming, whilst Morty and summer were probably off doing something boring and teenagery. So here's a tip: Don't befriend a 60 year old blue haired scientist.
We were now all stuffed in ricks space car, now titled, by yours truly, the DeLorean 2.0, which gained a groan from Rick who was still annoyed at me for waking him up, as summer stayed back home to go out with her friends. I would be amazed that we were literally in space but nothing surprised me anymore. Turns out the meeseeks box had a glitch and was in need of a new XYZ Mega D4 Chip, (hah that means nothing and was completely improvised) the meeseeks was strapped in the back seat with duck tape over its mouth as it was still screaming about the pain of life and how it longed for death, which of course none of us could take, therefore I was given the glorious job of taping that blue things mouth closed. The only sounds that filled the space thing now were the frequent burps that came from Rick
"SoOOOOooooo, what did you think of the party?" Rick asked both Morty and I
"It was, uh, great. I mean I'm not one for parties but you really know how to get one going" I shrugged, I hated parties as much as the next vampire and even I knew that party was the bom dot com. is that what the kids say these days? wait, actually, I don't care.
We soon arrived at a pawn shop that was built on a small island that was floating around in space, Rick shakily landed the DeLorean 2.0 with a thud on the red rock of the floating island and flung the door open with a swift push, stepping out and walking to the pawn shop.
Morty and I had the amazing job of disposing of the meeseeks that was still struggling in his seat
"You get the arms, I'll g-get the legs" Morty shoved the struggling meeseeks out onto the ground and grabbed its legs as I grabbed its skinny arms
"Kind of sad, don't you think, the fact that he has to just float around in space for the rest of eternity" I spoke to Morty as we moved the struggling body to the edge of the island
"Yeah, well I mean, there's not much we can do. It's either completely destroy him until he's nothing but a bunch of white meeseeks mush or let him float out there forever, pretty exciting I guess. He gets to explore the universe forever. Not at his own will though." Morty stuttered
"S'pose so"


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Hey sorry about this chapter being so late and short, I was going to make it longer but I decided that I should end it here so that I can upload now and not leave y'all waiting for too long. By the way, I'd like to thank you for the support that I've been getting, I'm sometimes unmotivated to do this but knowing that there's people out there enjoying it really helps me continue. Thank you.

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