Rick's POV

A bunch of partiers started arriving, (y/n) seemed held back, I'm assuming she's not been to many parties and Morty didn't seem to be a big fan of it either, I was surprised by the fact that no one had hit on her yet, I mean, she looked great and anyone who got to know her personality was extremely lucky to say the least.
The doorbell rang once more and the shadow of Birdperson stood outside
"Hey (y/n), Birdpersons-URP at the door" I shouted close to her ear as she sat lonely with a red solo cup in her hand, her eyes lit up and she jumped up off the ground, floating beside me as I went to open the door
"Birdperson, my man! This is my friend (y/n), she was a huge fan of our band" I put my arm around her shoulder as I introduced the two
"Pleased to meet you, (y/n)" he shook her hand and spoke in that weird monotone voice, she stood, or floated, speechless as she shook his hand for a few seconds
"Oh trust me, the pleasure is all mine" she grinned, it was great seeing her this happy, shut up rick. You've known the girl for a day.
Birdperson and (y/n) hugged for a bit before going their separate ways, the interaction seemed to cause her to loosen up a bit and she was now talking with some Klazeptian from Klazepton (completely random place I just made up) which was great and all, except the conversation seemed to be getting a little bit too intimate for my liking, I strolled over and butted in

Your POV

I got hugged by Birdperson, what the fuck, I could cry. I was now talking to this guy with purple hair and three eyes, his skin was strangely tinted a mint colour and his ears were kind of pointy but he was cute, a spectacular conversationalist and great humour, I could almost date him if I hadn't so hopelessly fallen for Rick in the past 24 hours, speaking of Rick, here he is now.
"What's up man, who's this?" He pointed at the guy with a hint of defence in his eye
"This is Alex" I gestured towards him and smiled at Rick, he narrowed his eyes at the alien and pulled me away
"Rick what the-" I escaped from the grip he had around my arm and was cut off in my sentence
"Y'know I heard all klazeptians have small dicks" he whispered, almost like a warning but it came off as a 'don't talk to any males that aren't me' probably just my fantasy of Rick liking me like that
"I didn't intend to have sex with him, I wouldn't wanna be catching any space STD's" I laughed.

Ricks POV

"Look he's talking so someone else now anyway, there goes my only friend. Thanks dipshit" she groaned but laughed
"Hey, I'm still here" I gasped in offence
"Ah yes. Who needs any other friends when you have an alcoholic old man scientist" she rolled her eyes, wow, that kind of hurt, I mean, hah I have no emotions.
Half an hour later and the party was at its peak, people were screaming over the music and snorting cocaine all over the table, (y/n) still sat quietly, talking to Birdperson who had some teenager on his lap
"Hey (y/n)! Get the fuck up- URP here" I pulled her up and brought her to the middle of the floor
"R-Rick come on" she tugged her arm away, I was completely drunk at this point but frowned as she she backed off irritably and folded her arms
"Y'know, if you're really not having- URP fun then you can go to my room or back to your place or something" I put a hand on her shoulder, she seemed stressed from all the people and noise
"Thanks Rick, but I don't wanna seem like a party pooper, I'll try to have fun" she smiled weakly, Morty was dancing with that kid Jessica and Summer was doing something else or whatever
"Sounds like a plan. Alcohol?" I lifted a cup and handed it to her, a small part of me felt bad for her but the rest of me just wanted to get drunk
"Thanks Rick, wanna dance?" She'd already loosened up by the time she took one sip from the red plastic cup, that's what alien alcohol does to you I guess.
"Hell yeah! Let's go" I pulled her in to the crowd, we were just copying everyone else and moving swiftly to the beat of the music while subconsciously she moved closer, it went on for a while until we were barely a few inches apart, we both stopped and looked at each other hopefully, without any further hesitation she smashed her lips onto mine while wrapping her arms around my neck, I dropped the red cup and put my hands on her waist, pulling her closer, we were going all in, no wrong answers. Eventually we backed away to breath and leaned our foreheads against one another
"Jesus ch- URP christ I wasn't expecting that"
I grumbled as I realised what happened
"Neither was I".
(Oh my god smut warning!!1!1!!1!)

Your POV

At this point the party was pretty overwhelming, people were fucking in every room, under the table, in the bathtub, up, down, turn around to the left, everywhere. Rick was too drunk and stoned to care about the mess at this point, whereas I had spent the past twenty minutes looking for him to tell him I was just gonna head home
"Hey hey- UUURP heyyyy" Rick spun me around by my shoulder, his breath reeked of alcohol more than it usually did and His pupils were huge
"Hey, I'm just gonna go home, I'll come back tomorrow to help you clean up" I rubbed my arm and turned away
"Alrightyyy I'll see you tommooo- URP owww lick lick lick ma ballllls" he finger gunned me as I left, jeez he's insane.

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Alrighty and that's it, I'll tryyyy to update in the next few days but I can't make any promises