-- eight days later, after the dark reunion incident --

I was lying in bed, staring at the ceiling and thinking about Obama, suddenly I heard muffled sounds, a while later, the sounds stopped.

And then, a few seconds later, I heard the kitchen window break.
i heard someone talking but I couldn't quite hear it since I was in my room and they were in the kitchen.

my curiosity lead me to go downstairs, I walked into the kitchen and saw...

DHAR MANN?!

"HEY DHAR MANN FAM! PLEASE REMEMBER THAT WE'RE NOT JUST TELLING STORIES, WERE CHANGING LIVES!!!" said Dhar Mann.

I suddenly slapped my ear.
I looked at my hand and saw a dead mosquito.

After that, Dhar Mann took off his mask and it revealed his real identity,
It was Edward Cullen!!

I felt my Dora phone vibrate, I took it out of my pocket and saw a message. I opened the message without a second thought.

y/n got TOTALLY #KRISSED! By her 'friend' who has rainbow eyes.

I then got another message by the same person, I was so shocked by getting TOTALLY #KRISSED!, I couldn't think correctly, so, I opened that message too.

I got sanghooned.

I couldn't believe it.

How could this happen to me?

I then received another message, it was a video of of my rainbow eyed 'friend', he was with another person.
I clicked it and it was Douma fist-fighting Akaza since he had Rick rolled him.

Putting my phone in the pocket, I went outside to get some fresh air.

"AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!" said a french fry haired boy as he ran.

"COME BACK AND TAKE THIS MEDICINE, ZENITSU!" said Tanjiro and he ran after Zenitsu.

"NO!" said Zenitsu.

Zenitsu, that's the person I saw eight days ago!

-flashback-

yellow lightning went past them, no one could see what it was, but, I, who is different with 92873829 billion powers saw what, or who it was.

-end of flashback-

A few seconds later, they were out of my sight.

Just after that, Jack frost flew down to me and asked "you seen bbg Elsa?"

And I answered with "n-n-n-n-n-n-no!!!"

"ok, now shut the fuck up." said jack frost and flew away to find Elsa.

Someone approached me and told me to hold his gun, I obligated.

The gun was very big for me, so I made it smaller so I could hold it.

"shoot me" said some emo ahh person.

"I said shoot me" he said again.

"n-no! An-a-a-anyways, w-w-who a-a-a-ar-a-a-are yo-y-y-y-you?" I said.

"Manjiro Sano but call me Mikey, now shoot me before I shoot you" said Mikey.

"O-o-o-o-o-ok!" I said, I was scared.

Just then, Hello kitty came and picked up Mikey, took the gun from me and ran away.

"HEY, PUT ME DOWN!" said Mikey.

5 minutes went by and someone ran up to me and said

(a/n: I hate auto correct but I love it.)

"yo, you seen Mickey mouse?"

"n-n-n-no?? Mi-m-mickey m-mouse w-w-wasnt e-e-even h-here?." I told the guy with a tattoo on his neck, he had black hair with highlights that made his hair look like bananas, he also had a earring on.

"oh shi ☠️ you right, I meant Mikey, he be emo asf and he has a tattoo oh his neck lmao" he said.

"o-o-oh! I-ive s-see-se-s-seen h-him!" I said.

"dang, where he at?" he asked me.

"w-w-w-who a-are y-you?" I asked out of curiosity.

"Kazutora Hanemiya" he replied.

"b-b-bananatora??" I asked.

"dawg 💀 istg this all Mikeys falult" kazutora said.

"anyways, where he at?" he continues.

"t-t-t-there" I said while pointing at the direction Hello kitty took him.

"alr." he said and ran toward where I was pointing.

'I have had enough' I thought.

Sighing, I went into a nearby Forest, there, I saw some blonde running while holding someone bridal style, he looked at me and continued running.
I cought a glimpse of how the person he was holding looked like, he was a ravenette and had green eyes.

'that shi looks gay-' I thought.

'anyways'

I went home and to my pink, girlish room to get some rest from the events that happened today.

Update after a long time smh

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