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~y/n pov~

I was eating lunch as I heard a voice outside, I couldn't quite make out what they were saying...

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'H... G...s it's.. ..e...!
A..lv....f..o...m a..in... And.. th... Ch..i..un...s!'

'All... e... S..gl... La...ies.. a... The... Ing..e... L...d..s'~ they sing?

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I decided to go out to find out where the voice came from.

I opened the door,
I could now see what it was and hear what it was saying..

There was someone with a red hoodie with an yellow A on it.. the creature looked fluffy.

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"And I found out, Theodore is GAY!" They said.

"I hate gay people!" They continue..
(No offense to ppl that are LGBTQ+)

It looked as if they were recording something.

"Dave always thought me to hate them"...

I walked up to them.

They pull out a gun, they load it and say
"So we are going to kil-"

"E-e-e-e-e-e-excuse m-me" I interrupt.

They turned around.

They blink five times before saying

"Oh wow! You're actually shorter than me! 😹😹😹" he laughs.

He can speak emoji...
I thought...

But then,

I start crying.

"WAAEH WAAEH EHE EHE EHEEE" again, I sounded like George pig when I was crying.

"girl, shut the fuck up" he says with a straight face.

he points the gun at me.

"I-i-i-i-i-im s-s-so-s-s-sor-sorr-s-sorry"

He lowered the gun after I stopped crying.

"so what's your name shortie? 😹😹💯💯,, I'm Alvin by the way 😹😹👌👌" Alvin said.

"M-m-m-my n-n-nh-n-name i-is y/-n-n!"

"Ight, where the fuck is Theodore at?
I need to kill that gay ass mother fucker 💯💯💯💪💪💪😹😹😹"

"I-i-i-i-i-i do-d-d-don-d-don't k-know w-who th-o-d-thodori i-is"

He then looks at me like I did the worst thing ever.

"#1. It's Theodore, not thodori you dumb fuck, #2 He wears a green hoodie and he is also a chipmunk, have you seen that guy?"

"N-n-n-no"

"bitch I know that you know, tell me where that fucker is or I'll shoot your ugly short ass right here and right now 😐😐😐"

"I-i-i-i-i-i c-o-c-c-cooked h-h-h-h-h-h-h-him u-u-p an-d a-ate h-h-h-him f-f-o-fo-for l-lunch" I answer his question.

"YOU DID WHAT?!" he shouts.

"Chile what the fuck are you anyways? You're literally shorter than me 💀💀😹😹😹"

"I-i-i-i-i-i a-am d-d-diffrent... I-im n-n-n-not l-like ot-o-other g-girls..."

"That's not what I asked- 🤨"

I felt something running towards us..

I turn around.. and..

It was Dwayne Johnson.

"RAAAAAAAHHHH" he yells

he then stops Infront of us and says,
"ITS ABOUT DRIVE 😤
ITS ABOUT POWER 🔥
WE STAY HUNGRY😈
WE DEVOUR 👹
PUT IN THE WORK 💪
PUT IN THE HOURS ⌚
AND TAKE WHATS OURS🥶"

And then he runs away.

.

Another voice joined

"HEY ALVIN! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" Another chipmunk says, he has a blue hoodie and glasses.

"YO SIMON! I WAS LOOKING FOR THEODORE AND-" his eyes widen as he remembers what I had said

"AHHHH!" Alvin yells

"THIS MOTHER FUCKER RIGHT NEXT TO ME COOKED HIM UP AND ATE HIM!" Alvin says

"WHATTTTT???" the chipmunk named Simon runs toward us.

"THIS IS A JOKE ISN'T IT??!"

Everyone went silent..

something then teleported Infront of us.

They had white hair and black/dark blue clothing just like I had seen when I was falling, but this time they had a black blindfold on.

"Hehehe" they laughed.
He looks at us.

Simon, Alvin and I all look at eachother, counfused.

the person about 6 feet tall, he looked at us and said

"Daijoubu desho." The white haired man said.

"what?" Alvin mutters

"Datte kimi yowai mo!" the guy with the blindfold countinued.

"Wait- who are you?" Simon asks the white haired man.

"Haha, I am Satoru Gojo! The best jujutsu sorcerer!"

Alvin laughs.

"The best what? 😹😹" he puts his hand on his stomach because he has laughed so hard

Satoru stares at Alvin with a straight face...

Gojo then blows him up with his finger.

Peices of Alvin's red hoodie fall down.

Simon begins to cry.

"Alvinnnn nooo!"

Gojo kicks Simon, Simon gets sent flying to outer space.

Satoru teleports away and teleports back with three other people this time.

I- um- 🏃💨 I don't know what to write so uhh- 🗿

Propably the longest chapter yet 💀

Ain't no way, it's already December 😧

It's almost 2022 😞😞😞

Written:
// 03, 12, 2021 //