---
~y/n pov~
I was eating lunch as I heard a voice outside, I couldn't quite make out what they were saying...
-
'H... G...s it's.. ..e...!
A..lv....f..o...m a..in... And.. th... Ch..i..un...s!'
'All... e... S..gl... La...ies.. a... The... Ing..e... L...d..s'~ they sing?
-
I decided to go out to find out where the voice came from.
I opened the door,
I could now see what it was and hear what it was saying..
There was someone with a red hoodie with an yellow A on it.. the creature looked fluffy.
-
"And I found out, Theodore is GAY!" They said.
"I hate gay people!" They continue..
(No offense to ppl that are LGBTQ+)
It looked as if they were recording something.
"Dave always thought me to hate them"...
I walked up to them.
They pull out a gun, they load it and say
"So we are going to kil-"
"E-e-e-e-e-e-excuse m-me" I interrupt.
They turned around.
They blink five times before saying
"Oh wow! You're actually shorter than me! ๐น๐น๐น" he laughs.
He can speak emoji...
I thought...
But then,
I start crying.
"WAAEH WAAEH EHE EHE EHEEE" again, I sounded like George pig when I was crying.
"girl, shut the fuck up" he says with a straight face.
he points the gun at me.
"I-i-i-i-i-im s-s-so-s-s-sor-sorr-s-sorry"
He lowered the gun after I stopped crying.
"so what's your name shortie? ๐น๐น๐ฏ๐ฏ,, I'm Alvin by the way ๐น๐น๐๐" Alvin said.
"M-m-m-my n-n-nh-n-name i-is y/-n-n!"
"Ight, where the fuck is Theodore at?
I need to kill that gay ass mother fucker ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ช๐ช๐ช๐น๐น๐น"
"I-i-i-i-i-i do-d-d-don-d-don't k-know w-who th-o-d-thodori i-is"
He then looks at me like I did the worst thing ever.
"#1. It's Theodore, not thodori you dumb fuck, #2 He wears a green hoodie and he is also a chipmunk, have you seen that guy?"
"N-n-n-no"
"bitch I know that you know, tell me where that fucker is or I'll shoot your ugly short ass right here and right now ๐๐๐"
"I-i-i-i-i-i c-o-c-c-cooked h-h-h-h-h-h-h-him u-u-p an-d a-ate h-h-h-him f-f-o-fo-for l-lunch" I answer his question.
"YOU DID WHAT?!" he shouts.
"Chile what the fuck are you anyways? You're literally shorter than me ๐๐๐น๐น๐น"
"I-i-i-i-i-i a-am d-d-diffrent... I-im n-n-n-not l-like ot-o-other g-girls..."
"That's not what I asked- ๐คจ"
I felt something running towards us..
I turn around.. and..
It was Dwayne Johnson.
"RAAAAAAAHHHH" he yells
he then stops Infront of us and says,
"ITS ABOUT DRIVE ๐ค
ITS ABOUT POWER ๐ฅ
WE STAY HUNGRY๐
WE DEVOUR ๐น
PUT IN THE WORK ๐ช
PUT IN THE HOURS โ
AND TAKE WHATS OURS๐ฅถ"
And then he runs away.
.
Another voice joined
"HEY ALVIN! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" Another chipmunk says, he has a blue hoodie and glasses.
"YO SIMON! I WAS LOOKING FOR THEODORE AND-" his eyes widen as he remembers what I had said
"AHHHH!" Alvin yells
"THIS MOTHER FUCKER RIGHT NEXT TO ME COOKED HIM UP AND ATE HIM!" Alvin says
"WHATTTTT???" the chipmunk named Simon runs toward us.
"THIS IS A JOKE ISN'T IT??!"
Everyone went silent..
something then teleported Infront of us.
They had white hair and black/dark blue clothing just like I had seen when I was falling, but this time they had a black blindfold on.
"Hehehe" they laughed.
He looks at us.
Simon, Alvin and I all look at eachother, counfused.
the person about 6 feet tall, he looked at us and said
"Daijoubu desho." The white haired man said.
"what?" Alvin mutters
"Datte kimi yowai mo!" the guy with the blindfold countinued.
"Wait- who are you?" Simon asks the white haired man.
"Haha, I am Satoru Gojo! The best jujutsu sorcerer!"
Alvin laughs.
"The best what? ๐น๐น" he puts his hand on his stomach because he has laughed so hard
Satoru stares at Alvin with a straight face...
Gojo then blows him up with his finger.
Peices of Alvin's red hoodie fall down.
Simon begins to cry.
"Alvinnnn nooo!"
Gojo kicks Simon, Simon gets sent flying to outer space.
Satoru teleports away and teleports back with three other people this time.
I- um- ๐๐จ I don't know what to write so uhh- ๐ฟ
Propably the longest chapter yet ๐
Ain't no way, it's already December ๐ง
It's almost 2022 ๐๐๐
Written:
// 03, 12, 2021 //