I'm baaaaack! That photo is fudging adorable!!! 

 This is not a x reader, it's just a side story I thought of with my own character. Sorry if it sucks!

Warnings: Lots of cussing, blood, violence and guns! but it's a Supernatural story what did you expect?  Enjoy!!! (word count: 2,468)

Engines roared down the highway as a 1957 red Plymouth Fury raced to catch up with a black 2016 Jeep Wrangler. This was not your run-of-the-mill race, this was a bounty hunter after her prize.

Mercedes Abbigal Richenson, A woman in her early 20's, her light brown eyes locked on the black jeep in front of her, she wore dark blue jeans, black steel-toe boots, a black tank top covered by a black and silver cloak. In the passenger seat next to her sat a late 20's man with bright blue eyes, short messy black hair along with a 5 o'clock shadow, he wore a suit under his tan trenchcoat. Two brothers sat in the back, one was kinda tall with short light brown hair, green eyes, and muscular build, while the other one was much taller with almost shoulder-length brown hair, but he also had green eyes. Both men were wearing jeans, scuffed up boots, and flannel shirts.

With both clips of her 9mm pistol now empty and in the trunk of her car, Mercedes was planning out her next move to stop the car full up vamps ahead of her. yup, vamps as in vampires. Not the sparkly, over-dramatic, and lovey type but the get you drunk, take you home, and drink your blood type. At least that's what this nest has been caught doing to unsuspecting humans. A bounty had been placed on all of the vampires' heads after one of them killed a rich man's wife. When the police refuse to start any type of investigation because they believed it was an animal attack, the distraught man took the matter into his own hands, one thing lead to another and now with $3,000 on each vamps head Mercedes was not about to let them get away.

A smirk played across the bounty hunter's lips as a plan hatch in her mind. Mercedes set the cruise control then rolled down the driver's side window "Hey, Treebeard! Pass me the large computer bag!" ignoring the new nickname Sam quickly looked around his feet for the bag then handed to Mercedes, opening the bag she pulled out an LWRCI SMG-45, "Where the hell did you get that?!" Dean asked starting at the gun "Please hold all questions until after the ride. Thank you." with the weapon locked and loaded Mercedes hoisted herself out of the diver's seat to sit in the open window "Trenchcoat Jesus, take the wheel." confusion covered the angel's face "CAS TAKE THE WHEEL!" Dean had to yell, Cas quickly took the wheel causing the car to swerve a little "HEY! IF YOU CRASH MY CAR I SWEAR I WILL CHRISTINE YOUR ASS!" with her left foot hooked on a special metal handle on the floor of the car, Mercedes sat in the window with both hands on the gun as she fired off two shots. The first shot hit the backlight and the second shot hit the rear window, the Jeep swerved and two shots rang out from the Jeep.

"MERCEDES!" both Sam and Dean yelled as blood streaked down the side of the driver's side back seat window and almost all down the side of the car after a few seconds of silence it was finally broken "YOU SONS OF BITCHES SHOT MY BLOOD POUCH!!!" Mercedes voice echoed with pure anger, she swung her body back into the driver's seat and took control of the wheel again "Pippin, hand me the camo backpack." Dean glared at her "Really? Pip-" "JUST HAND ME THE BAG!" She yelled, rolling his eyes Dean handed her the bag, with the bag in her lap Mercedes advanced up next to the Jeep earning a hiss from the vampire in the passenger seat "Yea yea, suck on this!" with one toss Mercedes throws three bottles into the car then slams on the breaks bringing the Fury to a screeching stop making the three boys riding with her to lurch forward then back into their seats "Little bit of a WARNING NEXT TIME!" Dean shouts "Shut up and watch!" Mercedes nods her head towards the Jeep now about 20 to 30 feet ahead of them "What abo-" Cas was cut off by an explosion, all the windows in the Jeep shattering and the car swerving only to roll over, wheels up "Were those grenades?!" Sam asked in shock as he stared at the wreckage "Even better, shrapnel bombs! keeps from burning my bounties into unrecognizable marshmallows." Mercedes happily replied before stepping out of the car, removing her now saint-like blood pouch and walking towards the upturned car.

After a moment of silence, the three men got out of the car, Sam and Cas watching as Mercedes behead the lower vamps while Dean picks up the pouch and opens it "Sam." Dean calls, Sam walks over to his brother "What?" Dean holds up the blood bag that was obviously from some sort of blood donation place, Sam looks at Dean then at the bounty hunter "You think-" "that we got some vampire on vampire action going on? Oh, yea." Sam rolled his eyes but didn't say anything as Dean continued "Why else would she be carrying around blood?" with the same thought in both their minds they approached her with Cas following behind them.

Three of the vampires were already decapitated while the leader of the nest laid on the ground, some shrapnel sticking out of his shoulder, Mercedes held him down with her steel-toe boot on his chest, his hands around her ankle but he was too weak to push her foot off "I'm sorry! I...I swear, I won't drink from a human ever again. I-I'll drink cow blood! Just please don't kill me! Have mercy!" he pleaded for his life but the bounty hunter only stared at him before replying "Sorry dude, I'm not being paid for mercy." the vampire's eyes widened "W-whatever they are paying you I can pay you dou-" with one swing of her right hand the vampire went silent and his blood splattered onto the totaled Jeep, she placed her machete back in its sheath on her side and picked up the vampire's head by his hair "If your price wasn't so much I probably would have let you live.".

The sound of someone clearing their throat caught her attention "Cough drops are in the glove compartment." she spoke nonchalantly as she turned to walk towards her car but the blade of a machete made her stop and face towards its holder, Dean. With Castiel standing behind him, angel blade in hand "Didn't mommy tell you boys not to play with knives?" Mercedes asked sarcastically "Didn't daddy tell you not to play with your food?" Dean held up the blood bag "Oooh, so that's what this is about?" she smirks "Yea it is. And if I were you I would wipe that smirk off my face." he moves the blade closer to her neck but she doesn't flinch "Alright alright, congratulations you solved the mystery! don't break your arm patting yourself on the back." Mercedes rolls her eyes "Why didn't you tell us?" Cas speaks up "wow it speaks." she mumbles but Cas heard her and glares "What did expect me to do?? I meet two hunters and an angel at the this jerk's-" she holds up his head "-nest and you expect to me to say 'Oh, by the way, I'm a vampire! yes, the very thing you're here to hunt!' yea, no thanks, I choose life. And that-" she points to the blood bag in Dean's hand "-Is my payment from another bounty. A pack of werewolves hired me to fix their wendigo problem but I got to pick the type." Sam spoke up "What type?" Mercedes' brown eyes lock onto Sam's greens ones "Ones bound for Hell. People who have done unforgivable things and don't plan on stopping." she replies calmly. Sam, Cas, and Dean look at each other, debating what to do about her. "You three stooges wanna ride back or ya'll gonna walk?" All their gazes snapped back to where she is standing, well, was. They turn as the sound of a car trunk opening catches their attention, they see her placing the head into a garbage bag. Sam and Cas walk over to her quickly while Dean stands still in confusion of how she got past his machete without him noticing before following, "I can fly us back." Sam opens his mouth to respond but Dean beats him to it "No, Cas. you need to save your strength." Dean faced Mercedes who now stood facing the boys with a smirk "We'll ride but, you try anything funny and I'll decapitate you faster than you can say blood clot!" Dean threatens, she traced an 'X' over her heart with her finger "I cross my heart. Now!" she claps her somewhat bloody hands together "If you three are done, I'd like to get some work done!"

After collecting the other three vampire heads and burning the Jeep to a Kentucky fried crisp and returning the three to their car, Mercedes arrived at an extremely fancy-looking cabin in the middle of the woods. Dean, Sam, and Cas pull up in Baby and they step out "What are ya'll doing here?" she asked somewhat annoyed, Dean gives her a smirk "Just here to make sure you don't eat the guy." she smiles innocently as she replies "Only if he refuses to pay!" she grabs both bags of heads out of the trunk of her Fury and walks up to the door, Mercedes raises her foot to knock on the door but Cas leans in next to her and knocks on the door for her "Oh thanks, Castiel." she genuinely smiles at him and he nods. Footsteps are heard inside and the door opens revealing a man in his late 40's early 50's with salt and pepper hair and beard, he wore what looked to be a painstakingly expensive suit "Ah, it's you." the man smirked only for it to disappear as his eyes landed on Cas, Sam, and Dean "And you brought friends..." the men spoke, a little shock lacing his voice, she pushed past him and walked inside "Hello, Danny." the others followed her "It's Mr.Cray to you." he replied as he watched them walk inside, Mercedes shakes her head "No, you signed the contract so I can call ya whatever I want." the man just sighs "Whatever, just, what do you want?" wrong question...With an evil smirk she sets one bag down and dumps the vamp leader's head onto the floor which then rolls to Mr.Cray's feet "Ta-da!" the man covers his mouth as he steps back "One wife killing vampire's head! and I got the extras too." proud of her work Mercedes places her hands on her hips and cocks her hips to the side, it takes a few minutes but the man finally clears his throat "a-and you're here for?" she scoffs "My payment of course!" he looks at her "I-Isn't knowing you took down a murderer enough?" she thinks for a moment "hmmm, no." the man pinched the bridge of his nose "Fine! how much?" She nods "$3,000 each! 3,000 times 4 is 12,000 so your total is $12,000. you can make two payments of $6,000 or the full $12,000 in cash." the man scoffed and straightened his back to make himself look taller "I will not pay you $12,000. That is ludicrous." Mercedes laughs as she looks down at the head then back up at the man "Let me repeat this in case your hearing aid isn't working. You owe me $12,000. If you make me repeat myself again the price will go up." Mr.Cray glares at the shorter female "I. Will. Not. Pay. It." he says slowly, Dean looks at Sam with a 'Shits about to get real' face, Mercedes stands up straight, crosses her arms across her chest and tilts her head slightly, still looking at him not with a glare but a sadistic smirk "Okay, here's the deal. You either pay me or I suck every last drop of out of that scrawny neck of yours and leave you for the wildlife to find." his eyes widened in shock "yo-you're a-" "A vampire? like the things you had hired me to kill? yea, no shit, sherlock. Don't hire random people off the internet. Now choose your payment method." Dean and Sam hold back their snickering as the older man grumbles as he walks away then returns with the money which Mercedes happily takes "Thank you." she counts the money then stuffs it into the pocket of her black and silver cloak. She places the head back in the bag "Tell anyone about me and I will hunt you down." with those words said she left with the boys following her.

"You got one hell of a negotiating method." Sam chuckled "Shockingly, most people actually pay without me having to threaten them." she placed the heads back into the trunk "What are you going to do with those?" Castiel asked "well, I'll probably burn them. I have no use for vampire's heads." she shrugs her shoulder and tucks her long dark brown hair behind her ear "I'm going to take a guess here and say you've decided not to kill me?" Dean nodded "You don't seem to be bothering anyone." she smiles "Y'all try not to get yourselves killed, drinks are on me next time we meet." Mercedes gets into her car "I'm gonna make sure you keep that promise!" Dean smiles as he pats the roof of her car then backs up "see you then, Dean. Bye Sam, later Cas!" Mercedes revved the engine of her car then drove off.

Dean, Sam, and Cas stood still watching as the red 1957 Plymouth Fury got smaller and smaller until it was gone "Great, another vampire to keep tabs on." Sam spoke first, Dean shrugged "I'm not complaining, she owes us beers!" Sam laughed and shook his head as he walked back to the Impala with Dean following him. Cas was the last to walk back to the car but as he turned something shiny caught his eyes, crouching down Cas picked up what looked to be a spark plug, and from the looks, he could tell this one hadn't been sitting on the ground long "Cas, you coming?" Sam yelled Cas nodded then looked in the direction the bounty hunter went as he placed the spark plug in his pocket then he turned and walked towards the impala where the brothers were waiting.