Gag Me With a Spoon

Lady Gaga is the new queen of pop.
People rush to the stores
When she lets an album drop.
Some have called her bizzare
With the clothes she wears.
Her fashions catch the stares
Of people near and far.
Whether
It be in black
Leather
Or bubbles covering her naked
Body, which is shaped
Like an hour glass (Rolling Stones Reference!!!)
Long hair.
Afro.
Whichever way she chooses to go.
Black hair.
Brown hair.
Blonde hair.
Whatever she wants up there.
Skirt, pants, ballroom dresses.
Whatever caresses
Her mind.
She sets her own style-
Does not follow any trends.
She leaves them drooling in the aisles.
I mean.
Turn your keen
Eyes on that Rolling Stone cover.
Ms. Gaga is so bubbly,
Like a bottle of pink champagne.
Farewell, Madonna, your throne
Is not your own.
G now owns your throne.
All hail Stefani, the Queen of Germany!
Wait.
Sorry, I am a little hyped on peanuts.
She is awesome.
I love her dancing to her music
And watching her great,
Sexy music videos.
I am gaga over Gaga.
Number one on my pop charts...
And number eight.
19 March 2011  

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