German Empire and Russian Empire: *Throws the poor little German-Russian Kaiserreich* 

1. Can you take care of the German-Russian Kaiserreich for a month? And if he comes crying because of you two, I will rip your wings out and burn them!

Ight these two bozos don't have any wings, cuz they spiritually just float, but Ima give em some.

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"First, you're making us sleep together for a whole year each day, AND KISS EACH OTHER FOR A YEAR EACH TIME WE BOTH WAKE UP, SWAP CLOTHES, AND NOW THIS?!" RE complained.

*the Russian-German Kaiserreich gets yeeted at the angry Tsar*

"Ow!"

"I don't wanna feel the pain of my wings getting ripped off through my back, so I'm not gonna yell." RE calmly whispered to himself.

"You know the German-Russian kaiserreich is right there?" GE pointed out.

"Shut up or forever I don't care."

Liechtenstein react to "abcdefgh I don't like Liechtenstein"

I GOT THE URLS THINGIES TO WORK

TURNS OUT I WAS DOING IT A BIT WRONG

Liechtenstein was sitting down, ready to listen.

"BRO.. WHAT DID I DO?!"

He died womp to the fucking womp

Ight Liechtenstein's real reaction would've been like this:

His thoughts:

Why am I still here?

I'm not that bad.. Right?

Why the fuck is there a forking song about thisndjfu

I'm so forking useless man

I just realized how everyone pretty much hates me

Switzerland.. Am I that useless man?