I'm sorry this took so long, I was too lazy.

First dare!

1. "I DARE MEXICO TO SLAP AZEBAIJAN IN THE FACE."

"Okay, I guess I'll do it." Mexico shrugged, the last time he talked with Azerbaijan was not too long ago, so this is gonna be random since their talk was pretty normal.

Mexico walked over to Azerbaijan (who randomly teleported in the void),

"Hey Mexi!-" Before Azerbaijan could finish his sentence, Mexico slapped the smaller country with all his might, causing Azerbaijan to fall on the floor.

"¡LO SIENTO MUCHO FUE UN DARE!" Mexico immediately apologized, helping Azerbaijan get up.

"I think I'm gonna go unconscious-"