"this universe is a funny one" Jack said

"how fuuny" momo asked

Jack look away said I'm not saying"

The Villain said "Ha! I see you've made it to my lair! But you're too late! In a few minutes, I will have full control of the world's TV stations! And there's not a gosh-darn thing you can do about it!"

"What is the villain planning to do"inko asked

Deku said "That fiend! He's breaking so many FTC guidelines! Kacchan, I've got a plan! All we've gotta do is-"

bakugo said "Shut up, nerd! Prepare yourself, you god-damn shithead!"

"Um, t-time out..."villain said

"Why" kirishima asked

Bakugo asked "What is it?"

The villain said "Well... it's just that...I don't like using the good Lord's name in vain, and I would kindly appreciate if you don't swear during this battle..."

Bakugo said "...you *can't* be serious."

The villain said "Yeah, I... guess it's a weird thing to ask...Forget I said anything"

Mina said "yes it is a weird thing to ask"

Bakugo said "I'm gonna go back there and commence my attack again, okay?"

The villain said "Oh. Okay."

Bakugo asked "You ready, shit-for-brains?!"

The villain said "Um... sure."

Bakugo said "Go to hell, dumbass!"

The villain said "I'm sorry, I can't do this."

eri said "he is incredible nice for a villain

Bakugo said "This is a battle to the death! I can choose to swear whenever and however I want!"

The villain said "Well, sor-ry, *sir*, this is a christian establishment! So no swearing!"

Bakugo said "Fuck your establishment!"

The villain asked "Is your friend always a gosh-darn poopyhead?"

Deku said "Yeeeaah- er, no, no, no, no..."

The villain said "Well, I'm not continuing this fight until your friend cleans up his language."

deku sigh and said "How 'bout this? Kacchan, all you gotta say is "Prepare yourself, you... and then... any animal that comes to mind...It- it should be PC enough for this fight...Okay?"

Bakugo said"...*fine*."

Deku said "Ready?"

The villains give a tumbs up

Bakugo said "Prepare yourself, you filthy monkey!"

The villain said "Okay, time out!"

Bakugo said "What?! What?! What is it now?!"

The villain took off is helmet and was a Black man and everyone was silent

Kirishima said "not...manly...at all"

Bakugo said"...shi-"

a news reporter said "In other news, UA High school student Bakugo Katsuki has been expelled from the school after making an off-color remark to an African-American christian villain.His last day of school starts tomorrow."

Bakugo said "Welp, guess I'll become a YouTube commentator now."

Deku said "Well, you're certainly edgy like one."

Bakugo said "What was that?!"

Allmight said "a complament"

Deku said "Nothing!"