Jack said "oh geez this one"

"Why what it called"bakugo said

"Yeah what is it called" uraraka asked

"Bakugo and Deku get hit in the dick"Jack said

bakugo and Deku yelled "WHAT"

"Anyway let's begin shall we" Jack said

The screen shows Baukgo gets hit away from the screen

"he's quite presentient" a metal Todoroki said

"Wait robot Todoroki" said mina

"Robo Todoroki" tusyu said

Deku said "you have no idea"

Bakugo flies towards the screen then gets hit away again

"he actually a really nice guy once you get know him" deku said

"I doubt that" metal Todoroki said

"Same" everyone said

Bakugo flew in hit metal todroki said "son of bitch got you this time" but the metal Todoroki grab bakugo legs the threw him to ground hard

"Oh is bakubro gonna be okay" kirishima asked

"Just watch" Jack said

then when on top of him with his hand over his mouth said "you wanna know what death taste like"

"wait the robo Todoroki is a killer robot" deku said

Deku get metal Todoroki of bakugo and bakugo "oh would you just" flew towards bakugo teleported and bakugo said confused "what where did you" deku said "sorry saved you again kacchan"

"Deku and bakugo two side of the same coin" Jack said

"How" deku asked

"The side are different but they have the same goal" Jack said

"spoken like a true Poetry" Iida said

"That it killing you both AP SHOT" bakugo yelled destroyed the metal Todoroki and deku was but metal Todoroki and deku got out the way in time

"Kinda expect that" momo said

Then out of nowhere with in human speed metal Todoroki kicked bakugo in the dick with a crunch

Everyone coved there mouth at the sound

everything went in slow-motion and he got punch in to dekus arm he asked "kacchan are you okay"

*Timeskip*

Metal was walking towards a beaten up deku and bakugo and bakugo asked "he keep kicking me in the dick why...why does keep kicking me in the dick"

Everyone started to laugh

"Wait I think I might have a way to beat him" deku said and bakugo replied "if you say hit him really hard I swear to god I will kick you in the dick"

"Deku said I guess we could hit him really...*bakugo growled*...using our quirks" deku said

"Fine here" bakugo thought one of gauntlet towards deku

"Wow he agreed with deku's idea" said

they flew towards the metal Todoroki and yelled Howitzer impact smash

mirio said "cool tag super move"

"ready" deku said "ap shot" bakugo yelled back to make sure metal Todoroki was gone for good

"yeah they won" eri said happliy

"god I need a rest" deku said "I second that" bakugo said

Deku look towards the cliff and said "hey kacchan we beat him right" bakugo look towards deku said "yeah why" deku replied point towards the cliff "then whos that guy" the metal Todoroki said "hello buddy" deku said "oh right the zern gete star"

"that's right we are a legion for we are-" metal Todoroki said

bakugo replied "a pain in my ass"

"Nice ending to that sentence" kaminari said

deku said " well kacchan you take the five hundred on the right and I'll take the five hundred on the left" kacchan yelled "screw you I'll take five hundred and one" deku said "that sprit" deku and bakugo yelled while powering up there quirks "haaaaaaaaa"

*Timeskip again*

"Wow I can't believe every single one of them kicked you in the dick" deku said

Bakugo made a high pitch moan

Every held back their laughter

*Timeskip for a thired time*

"How it really doesn't make any sense it took everything you had to take down a single me yet you have enough power to overload the zern gete star how...how did you do this" said giant metal Todoroki

"It looks like you underestimated our power just like" said deku while we was getting ready for another fight

"Don't you dare" giant metal Todoroki said

"you did in the past" deku said

"Oh fair enough" said giant metal Todoroki

"and just like villians" bakugo said

"Aaaaaahhhhh" giant Metal Todoroki said

He used his wires to tangle deku and hold him still and said "did the villians ever do this"

"Begin to think you something against the villians" deku said

"Die" as giant metal Todoroki said that he started to tighten the wire holding deku as he screamed out in pain

Bakugo blew off the giant metal Todoroki's arm and said "That was for ma dick"

*Timely Timeskip to another battle*

Deku yelled "my turn"

Deku started to punch a villain and was not even flitching

Meanwhile a computer show deku's crotch said "weakness identified"

The villain grabed deku's leg and punch him right between the legs

uraraka covered her mouth

"oh forget to mention you and deku are married in this universe" Jack said

The was time skip into the future where deku's oldest son was train with his young brother when he said "alright bro it's you job to chuck this as hard as you can so I can all trained up so I can face off against dad in the tournament" he drew a line with his foot "now stand behind that line an- bro" as the young brother faded away and the bro said "what was I doing here"

when the oldest son said that everyone realized what happen to deku crotch

the villain threw deku down a pit and land on some snow and deku just laid there and said "he punch me in the dick...why...why did he punch me in the dick" bakugo said "not so funny now is it deku" kaminari said "is Midoriya gonna be okay" Bakugo yelled "get the fuck off me"

"okay the was funny" iida said starting to laugh

"the funny is bit was bakugo's high pitch moan in pain" kirishima said

"Any way on to the next one" Jack said