my mom wants to buy nini gummies.

i'm doing research on overdoses on them and overdosing on them lowers hormone shit so if i do OD on them I won't be horny for a while, tempting offer. 

my god did i just cure horny???

i'm a genius

i mean horny is fun

i think

is it?

hm

anyways

my ex sent a message to my ex about his short pp

he really does have a short pp...

3 inches.

but like

i was pissed 

and i was only mad cause i was scared

like i'm not about to be like "heheheheehheheehe goodjob sweetie! keep up the good work haha!" no.

that;s exactly what i did with one of my exes (not the 3inch one but another one)

i was too nice and like

he was  starting to take advantage of that

he;d show me off like a trophy 

that's not how a relationship should be

but what do i know? this is my first healthy relationship

i and ykw

i've started to lose jealousy

something i thought would have never happened

i guess i was homophobic to myself and said "2 only. 2 only. it's always been that way." but you know what

i seem toxic but trust me, i'm not as toxic as i was before

haha

anywasys

why is being a sadist bad..

like you're allowed to enjoy pain but you're not allowed to give pain???

takin a quiz

"are you gay"

of course i have a high risk of paraphilias you dummy 

PARAPHILIAS AREN'T COMMON??? WHAT??? AINT NO WAY.

AINT NO WAY.

"SHE'S A REALLY FREAKY GIRLLLLLLLL THE KIND YOU DON'T TAKE HOME TO MOTHERRRRRRR"

WHAT

i mean pictophillia sounds pretty fucking common 

i have like 27 paraphilias counted.

i'm not normal

i think it's best not to list them

but like

i don't have a piss/shit kink

i'm not a necrophile/pedophile

none of the WEIRD stuff

but still

:(

is liking pain in general a crime

what

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