"Guinea pigs?Huh?"Wolf asked Snake when we three approached the famous local bank.

"They're the Rolls-Royce of Rodents!"Replied Snake

"Not always,Snakey!"I let out a giggle

"That doesn't change the fact that it's STILL a rodent,Uncle!"Cj rolled his eyes as they went in

"Don't mind us,just robbin' this place!"Wolf and Cj said together,trading grins before we four make their way to a large vault.Snake,on our way,held a large safe.Wolf and Cj grabbed each one burlap sacks filled with 100$ notes.I tackled the guards of the va!ult before smashing a glass window.We four jumped out of it with all the money!

"Whoo!This is SO fun!"I cheered

"Yeah!This is what i call REAL fun!"Cj screamed.We then ran to our our drive-away car.The car plate read "KGI-CAR-890"

"Yeah!"Wolf said,giving Snake a fist bump "Go bad..."

"or go home!"We three shouted as Snake used his head for the fist bump before focusing to crack the safe.

"Hey!Get over here!Little bit closer~!"Wolf said,looking at the camera(or at you!)"Oh,I know what it is:You're afraid!cuz I'm the.."He said before advancing to the camera(or at you lol!) and shouting"Big BAD Wolf!Well..I'm not suprised!I'm the villain in every story!"Then he started introducing the crew,started off with his brother "Anyway,say hello to my brother,Mr.Midnight:He's mostly my partner in crime,He can find secret clues FASTER than Einstein!He's also half-human,He's also a famous popstar,He was NEVER identified,NEVER exposed!" Then with me " AND his friend,Ms.Killer Claw:Expert Tackler,She's charming but she's crazy!She's fearless and not afraid to break the rules!Also half-human and popstar,NEVER identified and exposed like my bro!"Wolf then introduced his friend "Here's Mr.Snake:Serpertine safe cracking machine,Imagine Houdini with no arms.The kinda guy who'll tell you the glass is half-empty then steal it with ya!He's also my best bud and today's his birthday~!"

"Not relevent!"Snake was slighty annoyed

"He's a sweetheart!"Told Wolf "You're a sweetheart!"

"Well~,Look who's here,Brother!"Cj called to Wolf,hearing police sirens

"Took em' long enough!"Wolf planted his foot onto the accelator,going faster

(time skip 5 secs)

"Watch this..3..2..1 and over here"Wolf was still introducing " Is Ms.Tarantula,Ms.Killer Claw is her bestie!Our in-house hacker,our pocket-search engine,our travelling tech wizard,We call her Webs"

"Cool move,Webs!"I said

"I also took over the police dispatch,blurred their sattelite imaging system,grounded their chopper and one more thing~~"Webs gave an ear to ear grin

"You didn't!"Snake looked angry

"I got a delivery for.."Said a random courier.Then noticed"AAH!DON'T EAT ME!PLEASE DONT EAT MEE!"

"In your face,Mr.Grumpypants!"Cj,Webs and I laughed it out

"I think i hate you!"Snake looked at Webs with his grumpy face

(Time skip to 15 secs)

"Guys,It's me!"Shark was leaning on the outside of our drive away car " I was the construction worker!"

"Nice,Uncle Shark!" Cj shouted,feeling squished that he was close to my face,I was blushing hard.

"And this is Mr.Shark:Master of disguise,apex predator of a thousand faces-"

"And his coolest trick:Stole Mona Lisa,Disguised as Mona Lisa!Dig it ,Y'all!",I joined in,still blushing

"Watch it,big tuna!I'm tryin' to work here!"Snake glares at Shark who was chill as ice

"Keep it cool,baby!"Shark put on a birthday hat on Snake "A birthday should be chill!"

"And rounding out the crew..."

"Surprise!"Shouted Piranha as he jumped out of an officer's car glove box and scaring him before smashing his way out of the car.

"Is Mr.Piranha:Killer Claw's partner in crime,He's also a loose cannon with a short fuse,willing to scrap anyone with anything,He's fearless like his partner...But,He's crazier than Ms.Killer Claw!"

"Santo cielo,that a lot of po-po!"Piranha yelled

"Uncle Piranha?"Cj called out,still same position "Forgetting something?"

"What?"Poor Piranha was confused

"The present!Y'know?"Shark said,A surpised look appeared on Piranha's face

"The present?Ofc i didn't forget!"He lied then let out a fart

Gross,I thought

"Y'know you fart when you lie!Right?"Webs knew Piranha was lying

P:"What?No!I fart when i'm nervous!"

W:"Yea!Nervous about lying"

"I'm sorry!"Piranha's stomach gurgles loudly then lets out a massive fart,causing US,including the police officers to deal with da smell

"PIRANHA!"Webs and I shouted

"SERIOUSLY,UNCLE?"Cj shouted

"Don't breathe it in!"Wolf warned us

"I breathed it in!"Shark then stuck his head out of the window

"Yea,We're a bit eccentric!"Said Wolf "But when you're born us,half-way including my brother and his friend,You don't exactly win any popularity contests!Do i wish we weren't seen as monsters?"

(Flashback time skip)

"Jackpot!"Snake finnaly cracked da safe,100$ notes flew out of the window

"Hip hip hooray!"I screamed "This is the best day of ma liiife!"

That's when Wolf Tokyo-Drifted around da corner then screeched to halt at the DAHYUM POLICE STATION with SO MANY DAHYUM POLICE OFFICERS!

"What the thorax?"Webs,Cj and I shouted at Wolf "Are yo tryna get us arrested or smtg!?"

"Are you dahyum crazy?"Said Shark,thinking the same thing

"What? I just wanted a longer car chase!"Wolf gave a smirk "It's the best part!"

(Inside the station)

"Chief!It's.."Called out a random police officer

"Them!"A strong-looking woman with red hair,covered with her police hat,with an insane-driven look then turned around and stomped out side.

(Outside)

"KC!Playlist Please!"Wolf called out to me,I connected my phone to Webs' play button and she hit it for "Pink Venom"By BLACKPINK

"Get them!"Screamed the chief as she and the police officers got in the police cars.Wolf then slammed the car accelator with his foot.All of us (minus Wolf) had a laugh as we Tokyo-Drifted away.

Me: 🎵자, 오늘 밤이야, 난 독을 품은 꽃,네 혼을 빼앗은 다음, look what you made us do!천천히 널 잠재울 fire!잔인할 만큼 아름다워 (We bring the pain like)🎵

Webs:🎵This that pink venom, this that pink venom,This that pink venom (get 'em, get 'em, get 'em)🎵

Chorus:🎵Straight to ya dome like whoa-whoa-whoa!Straight to ya dome like ah-ah-ah!🎵

Webs:🎵Taste that pink venom, taste that pink venom,Taste that pink venom (get 'em, get 'em, get 'em)🎵

Chorus:🎵Straight to ya dome like whoa-whoa-whoa!Straight to ya dome like ah-ah-ah!🎵

Me and Webs:🎵Black paint and ammo', got bodies like Rambo!Rest in peace, please, light up a candle!This the life of a vandal, masked up, and I'm still in CELINE!Designer crimes, or it wouldn't be me, ooh!🎵

Chorus:🎵Diamonds shining, drive in silence, I don't mind it, I'm riding,Flying private side by side with the pilot up in the sky and I'm wyling, styling on them and there's no chance!'Cause we got bodies on bodies like this a slow dance!🎵

As we continued to sing,the police cars were gaining on us,especially the chief,who was determined to catch us ONCE and for ALL!

"Imma put you guys away for long your FLEAS will have FLEAS!"She then shoved her foot at accelator and grabbed Wolf's car,Cj landed on Shark and I landed on him

Wolf's gonna kill me! , I thought while blushing, Good thing he isn't paying attention!

"Chief?Would you like some cake?"Shark was now holding Snake's Bday Cake "You seem a little..Hangry!"That made me laugh a little

"Get that thing out of my face before i-"The chief was then interrupted

"Excuse me,Chief?"Wolf said

"What?"Chief shouted at Wolf,He then pointed at the road

"Stop!"Chief shouted when she saw a bus infront of her,She almost got hit by it when she stood up.A new fleet of police cars were gaining on us,The chief then was satisfied.

"Ha!You're MINE!"The chief thought she was triumphing,not realizing Wolf had a trick up his sleeve.

"Hermano?"Piranha gulped in fear as Wolf sped faster towards the army of police cars,then steered to the left,causing Cj to kabedon me again then he released the handbrake and we drived down an extremly long flight of stairs,causing us,The Bad Guys, to scream.It was actually another easy but risky escape.2 mins later,We finnaly reached the bottom and drived back on the road,leaving our faces terrified,Pink Vemon still playing.There was a wreck of police cars behind us.

"Yea!We MAY be Bad Guys,But we're SO good at it!",Wolf said(to you lol!).

(Meanwhile with those police officers)

After kicking her car door off its hinge,She then noticed we got away,She threw her hat on the ground before stomping on it.

"No,no.NO,KEEP RUNNING,WOLF AND MIDNIGHT! ONE OF THESE DAYS,YOUR LUCK IS GONNA RUN OUT!!"