Glee Season Two Cast:

BELLA HUMMEL

"McKinley High is a stupid high school and is sexist for not letting me play on the Football team,"

THE GAY FASHIONABLE TWIN
KURT HUMMEL

"I don't suppose there's any way you could just cut out the last part, is there?"

THE BEYONCÉ-LIKE FRIEND
MERCEDES JONES

"I have had the worst hangover since Saturday and it's Monday."

THE BEST FRIEND
MALIK JAMES

"We all we got. If we destroy each other, who else is gonna fight for us?"

THE HEAD CHEERLEADER
QUINN FABRAY

"Bella, baby, it's okay I'm not-I'm not gonna hurt you,"

THE MALE QUARTERBACK
FINN HUDSON

"That man name is Jesus Christ,"

THE BITCHY CHEERLEADER
SANTANA LOPEZ

"Everyone knows my job here is to look hot,"

THE PLAYBOY
NOAH PUCKERMAN

"Dude, your mouth is huge. How many tennis balls can you fit in there?,"

THE DITSY CHEERLEADER
BRITTANY S PIERCE

"It's Brittnay Bitch,"

THE JUNIOR BESTIE
BRANDON WASNIEWSKI

"Progess, we're making progress."

THE SOPHOMORE BEST FRIEND
HARPER SHAW

"She's, like, full Jawbreaker."

THE JUSTIN BIEBER WANNABE
SAM EVANS

"I don't know, I've never had any balls in my mouth...have you?"