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William McKinley High School favourited Football and Cheerleading and if you weren't on either one, you'd either be classed as a loser or someone who was invisible and that's what Bella Hummel wished she was.

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THE VARSITY SOCCER PLAYER
BELLA HUMMEL

"I'm not like other girls,"

THE GAY FASHIONABLE TWIN
KURT HUMMEL

"No, it's the song. It's really gay,"

THE BEYONCÉ-LIKE FRIEND
MERCEDES JONES

"Well you busted my heart!"

THE BEST FRIEND
MALIK JAMES

"This Is About Me... And The Fact That For The First Time In My Life, I'm Not The Best Player On The Team... It's Not A Bad Thing. It's Motivation,"

THE HEAD CHEERLEADER
QUINN FABRAY

"God bless the perv that invented these. Remember the power motto, girls: 'It's all about the teasing and not about the pleasing,"

THE MALE QUARTERBACK
FINN HUDSON

" I...I didn't have a father. Someone I could model myself after. Show me what it really means to be a man,"

THE BITCHY CHEERLEADER
SANTANA LOPEZ

"Everyone knows my job here is to look hot,"

THE PLAYBOY
NOAH PUCKERMAN

"Are you kidding? Those skirts are crunchy toast. Santana Lopez bent over in hers the other day, and I swear I could see her ovaries,"

THE DITSY CHEERLEADER
BRITTANY S PIERCE

"The way to get a man to follow you forever, take his virginity. Madonna wrote a song about it,"

THE CUTE PLAYBOY
GRANT THOMAS

"Come on. Let me join Bell,"