What did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his toe?
MITOSIS!
this is the joke that will bring back Jesus Chr...

*looks around*
*Jesus appears in corner*
I TOLD YOU.

SHES AN AMERICAN BEAUTY, IM AN EMERGENCY PONCHOOOO

It looks like im trying to say 'ponchu'

And what does that sound like? Punch you.

What does John Cena do? Punch you.

John Cena's favorite cereal is made by post, which when the ingredients are formed in the right way they form the state of Michigan.

John Cena is illuminati...

FALL OUT BOY IS ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED.