Pac-Man waka wakas into DEATH BATTLE!

Mario: Hero, husband, father, pet owner.

Sonic: And the size of a pizza slice.

Mario: Pac-Man is all of these things and is generally a nice guy to all the Pac-People in Pac-Land.

Sonic: But like most peaceful towns peace didn't last long as we see tons of ghosts scaring them from Ghost Land. We don't know the full details all we know is that the Pac-People and Ghosts don't get along and so ghosts would terrorize them. Remember the Mushroom Kingdom's feud with the Koopa Kingdom? Yeah that's what's happening here.

Mario: But determined as he was Pac-Man sets out on a quest to stop them.

Sonic: How you may ask? by eating them.... Wait just a second that doesn't make any sense because if their ghosts that doesn't mean they can't die can they?

Mario: Well actually no when Pac-Man eats a ghost they don't exactly die... turns out he eats their bodies and spits out their eyeballs.

Sonic: Wait.... He spits out eyeballs...

Mario: Yep...

Mario and Sonic:

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Sonic: Bruh I think we just found the second weirdest game character next to Kirby.

Mario: (clears throat) But in order to eat ghost Pac-Man needs to eat Power Pallets which makes ghosts so scared of him they turn blue and run. Otherwise they can just kill him with one touch.

Sonic: You know the strangest thing is that when he eats these weird sounds

We hear the classic wakawaka sound

Mario: Yeah... Umm weirdness aside outside of the one that makes ghosts turn blue, Pac-Man has other kinds of Power Pallets that helps in the long run.

Sonic: Like with the Super Pallet which transforms him into Super Pac-Man with it he grows in sizes, gives him the ability of flight plus complete invincibility though it does last for a few seconds. The Red Ribbon Power Pellet not only increases his speed but let's him run circles around enemies and make them explode, Electro-Shock Power Pellet let's him shoot electricity out of his hands, and a few others shrinks him down to size, turns him to metal, create shockwaves after stomping, create vortexes, and create a few clones.

Mario: Even without his signature Power Pallets, Pac-Man's more than capable of bouncing and rolling into a ball, throw smaller Pallets, throw some mysterious items from other arcades, and has much verity of tools to help him combat against ghost and other enemies as well as... You know eat them.

Sonic: Excuses me Mario I'm sorry but I really have to go and vomit. I just can't rap my head around Pac-Man spitting out eyeballs... It's gross.

Mario: You know what I think I'm gonna go vomit too. So anyways guys while Sonic and I go vomit after looking at Pac-Man's obviously disgusting appetite tune in next time for his opponent, Bomberman.

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