Serana: this... stinks...
Y/n: I mean... you stink aswell...
Serana: you fucking wot mate?
Y/n: nothing
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After walking in a goddamn maze.
Y/n: I swear to fuck if I see one more elf in this damn sewer I might start tweaking...
Serana: you have a schiz all the damn time anyway... because trauma.
Y/n: I am not crazy! What's that damn ringing!?
Serana: hm...
Y/n: maybe a little bit crazy...
Sheogorath: I like crazy people~
Y/n: bruh you literally have me inside you... wait
Sheogorath: hehehe...
Serana: I'll get the spray
Sheogorath: no fuck off
After awhile of walking they reach a wooden door.
Y/n: now, if I knock on this door I better see an old git on the other side...
Serana: if it is I'll wear a cowprint bikini...
Y/n tenses up and he comedically turns into a jojo bizarre adventures animation.
Y/n: for whatever outer being is out there please...
Y/n: knocks on the door and he hears a voice from the other side.
Esbern: hello I'm Esbern what the fuck do you want...
Y/n: FUCK YEA-!!!
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Esbern: so the Alduin the dragon milf returning huh?
Y/n: apparently- the dragon huh?
Esbern sips a cup of tea.
Esbern: i may be old and senile but I know a milf when i see one.
Serana: on Molag bals panties?
Y/n: why do I exist?
Esbern: take me to the bitch- I mean... to Delphine...
Y/n: she is a bitch
Esbern: thank the eight you think so aswell.
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Delphine: hello Esbern my old friend...
Esbern: sup big bitch
Y/n: I wanna go home and see Serana in a cowprint bikini....
Serana: I was pulling your leg...
Y/n: you'll be pulling my third leg in a minute if you don't hold onto your word...
Serana: on god?
Esbern: we have to find the old blades hideout Dragonborn...
Y/n: I know where that is...