Inanimate Insanity and Following Seasons.

Apple ate crayons in kindergarten.

Balloon loves 2000s pop music and one-hit wonders.

Baseball wears jorts and can tell you all the statistics in baseball.

Blueberry is a nutritionist; his pessimistic view on life originates in patients not listening to his tips.

Bomb makes videos where he covers famous songs.

Bow gave unorthodox fashion tips on social networks, to the point where people wondered whether her fashion account was an elaborate trolling plan.

Box is an active politician.

Cabby is an admin on the leading online encyclopedia; she sometimes goes crazy with her power, but usually comes back to her senses.

Candle collects gems of all kind.

Cheesy makes cheese-themed parody songs during his free time.

Cherries used to make prank videos during their heyday. They have since switched to vlogging about life with some comedy thrown in the mix.

Clover cannot stand still, and has a hard time focusing on whatever tasks she's given.

Dough was a champion in Touhou games and knew every single detail about their lore.

Fan likes taking pictures of random things and sending them to his friends without giving any context. They also enjoy writing fanfiction; some of his works get steamy.

Goo can theoretically shapeshift into whatever he likes, but doesn't do so very often due to his small size.

Knife can speak Spanish fluently, and is secretly an American history buff.

Lifering makes gaming videos; the first five minutes of each video of his are dedicated to sponsorships.

Lightbulb loves putting stickers on her belongings, except for her rock collection. She hates having to put socks or shoes on because she says they make her feel her toes too much. She adds a billion emoji at the end of every text she sends. She works as a volunteer for an organization that protects sea animals, which is how she met Baxter. She makes references to random songs and refuses to elaborate further.

Marshmallow believes that chocolate milk comes from brown cows, and has a hard time accepting that commercials are not supposed to be taken literally (eg. you don't teleport to the top of a mountain after chewing a fresh gum, do you?)

MePhone4 makes videos where he reviews all types of cookies.

Microphone enjoys watching singing contests, especially the funny auditions.

Nickel reviews cartoons on YouTube, and enjoys watching videos of children getting hurt. He throws a hissy fit whenever someone blocks him online, and has been served with a number of restraining orders.

OJ has had several encounters with the IRS.

Paintbrush is a master of MS Paint pixel art. They are painfully precise with what type of shampoo they use.

Paper is often used as an impromptu blanket, and is extremely ticklish.

Pepper loves spicy food, such as hot chicken wings.

Pickle always asks for no pickles when ordering a hamburger.

Salt can tell exactly how much salt is needed for a dish.

Silver Spoon really wants to work as a maître in a luxury hotel, but just cannot get the job. When he writes, he often makes use of obscure terms and loanwords from French. Despite what he claims, his French isn't very good.

Soap gets her inspiration for interior design and clothing from Pinterest. She has a shoes-off policy at home.

Steve Cobs is a cryptobro, and will absolutely not shut up about NFTs. Some say he denies being in a massive debt because of the latest crypto crunch.

Suitcase loves unusual ice cream flavors.

Taco knows all James Bond movies by heart, and sometimes introduces herself like James Bond.

Tea Kettle runs a cuisine blog where she posts recipes her family used to make.

Test Tube has a number of degrees in all sorts of technical and chemical disciplines. She has a tendency to build machinery just to spite someone.

The Floor was originally a First Object created by the First Entity [qv. Cosmogony], but was transformed into what he is today due to some regrettable actions in the past; he has since improved his behavior. Under very rare circumstances, he doesn't mind being stepped on, but he makes sure to tell others to take their shoes off.

Tissues flings into his wardrobe and puts on whatever he gets from there, no matter if it makes stylistic sense.

Trophy sometimes rambles about "participation trophies" being handed out like candy. He used to be a PE teacher, but he was fired from the position because nobody liked the way he worked there. He has a tendency to crack joints when bored.

Yin-Yang has to put up a sign that says "I'M NOT A DESSERT" more often than he'd like to admit.


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