Steves pov

TONY !!!!!!!!!! " and just like that he ran towards the elevator and smashed the close button. I grabbed my shield and just in time stopped it from going any further of closing,I'm going to murder tony
Is all that went through my head.
"WHAT THE HELL IS THIS " I said to tony while pointing to Peters bump and glaring right into his soul,
" oh... uhh well you see he kind of ran into the couch. ..... but it wasn't my fault he went on the ceiling I was trying to get him down bu-" I cut him off
" HE WAS ON THE CEILING! ?!?! AND RAN INTO THE COUCH? #?!?!?! THAT'S IT "

tonys pov

Shit shit shit shit SHIT ! I'm screwed. .. steves going to fucking kill me ...

Steve put Peter down in his crib and tried to make him giggle a bit , when really I knew he just needed some more time to plan out how he's going to murder me. Finally steve looked up from laughing Peter and turned his adorable chocolate eyes to me, he walked over to me very very VERY slowly clenching his fists together.
He put his arm around me and put me and pulled me into a hug then a small kiss ,I looked at him with confusion but was soon cut off by a fist in the face ...

"THAT WAS FOR OUR SON !"
(puches him again *)

"THAT'S WAS JUST BECAUSE !"
*pulls tony closer to him *

*kisses* " AND THAT , was because I love you :)♡♡♡"

After he kissed me I stared at him with confusion but accepted it. I fell down on the couch trying to prices what just happened but again was blacked out by Steves voice yelling
"HEADS UP!" And getting hit by and ice pack while hearing the laughs of Peter. I went to our room since. ... Steve didn't trust me with the baby after what happened, I lay on our bed with the ice bag on my head and nearly instantly pass out .

Steves pov

Tony set off to our room and left me with Peter. I grabbed the grocery bags from the floor and reached in to pull out the baby food.
Hm... ... let's start with the strawberries and cream ..... yeah that sounds good

I grabbed the strawberries and cream one and placed Peter in the weird uh.... let's call it the eating chair.
I grabbed a spoon from the drew and opened the parenting 101 book to see how the hell your supposed to feed a baby
Hmm... says here that I should pretend that the spoon is and air plane ... ?
Well ... tony knows techy stuff .. maybe he knows

"TONY ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

tonys p.o.v

Crap......

"YESSSSSSSS.... DEAR WHAT DO YOU WANT !"

" GET YOUR BUTTT OVER HERE AND HELP ME FEED PETER !"

ugh..... I got up grudgingly from the bed and walked over to the kitchen, and headed towards Peter and steve . He handed me the can of baby food and a spoon, I looked at him with a " am I supose to do this ?" Look and him giving me a "well I'm not going to do it " look back. I gave him a small smile and stuffed the small spoon shitty, ass baby food. I pulled it out to reveal the somewhat ... looking food ( more like shit) and tried stuffing it in Peters mouth. He kept on moving his head the opposite direction of the spoon, steve walked over to me put his hand on my shoulder and said
" Your supposed to pretend it's an airplane "

Da fuck.... how the hell is a baby going to be stupid enough to know the difference between a spoon and a god damn airplane !?

" ugh..... fine ... " I muttered looking at steve, I put the spoon back in the baby food, grabbed a huge scoop and made an airplane sound

"Open wide here comes the airplane *makes airplane noise *"

*baby laughs*

Peter laughed and somehow kicked the spoon up and it landed on my face
I turned around to see steve laughing I rolled eyes and tried again

Nope ......
And again

Nope.....

And again ...

Nope

Nothing was working how the hell am I supposed to feed this child .... (thinking)....(processing) ...... (LIGHT BULB! )

"Uh.... Steve .. can you get over here babe"

"Yeah sure "
I watched as steve got uo from the couch and walked over to the kitchen where I was wiping my face down with a napkin because I was a food target for my son.

" I read on the Parenting book 101 that of he sees that we like the food then he'll eat it to"

"Hmm... looks suspiciously realistic ... "
Steve came closer and grabbed my shirt, he pulled me close and kissed me and said " but I belive you because your to darn hot to ignore "

I felt myself blush but quickly shook it off, and walked over to where steve was entertaining Peter. I grabbed the baby food and spoon, scooped a handful and shoved it into Steves  mouth. He gagged a bit but managed to swallow, I gave him a devilish smile and turned to, now, a smiling baby Peter.
"Did you like it babe ?" I said looking at steve obiously trying to hold back throwing up and putting on a fake smile,

"Mmmhm.... I loved -*gag* - it "

Peter kept on laughing and kicking in his chair,while I tortured my poor husband into eating like 50 cans of baby food so that Peter could try some .

At the end of trying all the baby food, it was Peters turn. We tried and tried and tried ... but nothing worked ...

And let's just say that instead of the food going into Peters mouth ... it mostly was on the walls ... ;)

A/N

Sorry guys but I was running out of ideas and my brain was exploding with ideas for the next chapter... sorry I also took forever I was ..... saving someone's life ... (jk !) I was being a lazy ass bitch and looking at ships while crying and eating ice cream.... but don't worry I'm already starting on the next chapter! Love ya guys !♡♡♡♡