Titanic i guess

So once upon I time I brought a friend to the beach and well she got trampled by a wave and I pulled a titanic and saved her and someone that we didn't know at all literally said " aww it's so cute how they can come out at an age like this" and I'm like " bitch we aren't in a fucking relationship and have never thought about it and anyways, we only date fake people * cough* ReN *cough* so that's a thing

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